Politically revived from the dead and reinvigorated by team Trump, Newt Gingrich told Fox News' Bill O'Reilly that if Mexico won't pay for the president's border wall, Mexican Americans should pick up the tab.
"The president has said you'll pay a...
If Donald Trump's latest appearances have looked like someone who has been drugged, according to campaign insiders, it's probably because his doctors have indeed greatly increased his anti-psychotic medications.
In an all-out effort to help Trump...
A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies.
The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...
PLEASE - JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices?
I turned on the TV and thought it was a beauty pageant until I saw Bernie.
Do I really have to wait until after November before I get my regular TV programming back?
Personally, I want Angela Merkel to run.
FATBACK, MI -- Heavyweight "filmmaker" Michael More, known for harassing corporate CEOs, among others, in his "mockumentary films," has been out of the spotlight for some time now, and, in an effort to generate some publicity for himself, charges dec...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Newt Gingrich had just finished having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in D.C. when he was approached by a reporter with the Republican publication GOPicky Magazine.
Gingrich talked to Amos Soursuckle with GOPi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former Speaker of The House Newt Gingrich is furious with his fellow Republican Rush Limbaugh and has called him crazy for his recent anti-NASA comments.
In mid December Limbaugh was quoted as saying that the United States needs...
After extensive research the American Amphibious Society has concluded that Newt Gingrich is not a member of the family Salamandridae, of order Caudata, otherwise commonly known as the newt.
The groundbreaking research article was published in the...
Former Speaker of the House and failed Republican Presidential nominee Newt Gingrich is reportedly dumping his current and 3rd wife Callista to marry "Modern Family" television star Sofia Vergara.
In a special hour-long episode of "Entertainment T...
Here are some statements, comments, quotes, observations, and remarks that some noted politicians and non-politicians have recently stated regarding the recent presidential election.
• Mitt Romney - "Well it sure looks like I wasted millions and millions of my own damn money for nothing, absolutely nothing."
• Newt Gingrich - "My goodness, the Democrats came out of the friggin woodwork and R...
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost.
Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...
ST. BARTS, West Indies - Former speaker of the house Newt Gingrich and third wife Callista were down in the Caribbean relaxing and getting away from the tons and tons of political campaign ads.
According to a highly placed source with Gingrich's p...
Likely Teapublican presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed that he will be purchasing a new clothes washer for wife Ann this week. "I think it's the ideal gift for a stay-at-home mom like Ann," said Romney during a break from the campaign trail.
Today Newt Gingrich dismissed his run for the US presidency as "trivial" and "not befitting my vast talents and expertise." In a long, sparsely attended press conference, the former Speaker of the House vowed "to move on to more important things, na...
Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there?
Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week.
Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good.
Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it.
Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
When Rick Santororum bowed out of fhe presidential race yesterday, the media immediately began seeking a comment from Newt Gingrich. He was nowhere to be found! As the journalists frantically tried to find him, one enterprising reporter did a Google...
Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens."
Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...
POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop.
He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle.
Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
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An original metaphor:
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