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To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...

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NewsCorpse rehires Rebekah Brooks

Funny story: NewsCorpse rehires Rebekah Brooks

New York - Flame-haired uber-queen Rebekah Brooks has moved to New York in a $10m package pimping out Rupert Murdoch's new digi-acquisitions. Brooks, 69, famously survived a criminal prosecution at London's Old Bailey in a lawsuit that jailed her...

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Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h...

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News Corporation to buy the insides of Cereal Boxes

Funny story: News Corporation to buy the insides of Cereal Boxes

Beleaguered News monopoly News Corporation has revealed that following the recent business based closure of News of the World it is too start buying the insides of cereal boxes. Speaking from his nuclear bunker, Mr Burns, sorry, Rupert Murdoch sa...

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Former News of the World journalists open 'Hack and Tap' gastro steak pub

Funny story: Former News of the World journalists open 'Hack and Tap' gastro steak pub

Former journalists from the News of the World have banded together to open a new steak pub in the heart of Fleet Street. Called the "Hack and Tap", the new restaurant offers fine steaks you can 'hack' at, with great drinks on 'tap'. Failing that,...

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Rupert Murdoch hacks his own phone to find out what he is thinking

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch hacks his own phone to find out what he is thinking

New York - Under fire from a phone hacking scandal that threatens to destroy his communications empire, media mogul Rupert Murdoch today admitted that he routinely hacks his own phone daily "just to keep up with what's going on." "Once you turn 80...

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The Tricks of Tabloid Journalism Revealed

Funny story: The Tricks of Tabloid Journalism Revealed

Former News of the World journalist Baryl Scrape reveals the secrets of being a top tabloid news reporter. Until the paper was closed recently, I was a top journalist at the News of the World. To make it as a top news reporter you have to be able to break the stories that no-one else is even aware of, its all about being the first on the scene, otherwise you're just playing catch-up with yeste...

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NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

Funny story: NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

London - Updated personal profile pics released ahead of his revamped BSkyB bid show Rupert Murdoch looking increasingly like the Total Recall mutant Kuato. The octogenarian media marauder's shrinking face has become eerily reminiscent of the 1990...

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Murdoch to Buy Out UK's Ofcom

LONDON - In order to cut the deficit, Rupert Murdoch, owner of (I don't need to fucking point it out every time, do I? He's Murdoch.) those things, has agreed to buy out Ofcom. Ofcom (Office for Communications) is the British equivilent of the FCC...

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Murdoch Fires Self

LONDON - At a press conference today, Rupert Murdoch had fired Rupert Murdoch. "I believe that the old fogey is behind the times," Murdoch said. "His attitude is not compatible with the modern. Which is why, with regret I must let Murdoch go."...

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Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funny story: Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funeral for a friend. - The once mighty social networking giant, Myspace, died yesterday afternoon after a long, hard-fought battle with Zuckerberginoma, a common form of web cancer caused by the Facebook virus. It was 7. Launched in the summer o...

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The Spoof Taken Over by News Corporation

LONDON - In a landmark decision today, News Corp, owner of The Times, The Sun and FOX News has bought out Britain-based satire site TheSpoof.com. As part of the deal, all current Spoof writers will be paid wages - i.e. £500 ($777) per story posted...

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Cable Versus Satellite

Funny story: Cable Versus Satellite

Vince Cable has declared war on Rupert Murdoch who is trying to gain full control of Sky. The revelations were made in secret recordings of Mr Cable taken by journalists when he believed he was talking to constituents. In order to gauge public op...

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Selfish A--holes at News Corp., Cablevision Reach Agreement

Funny story: Selfish A--holes at News Corp., Cablevision Reach Agreement

Mere moments before every paying Cablevision customer in Philadelphia, New York and New Jersey said "f--k you " and ordered Verizon Fios, Cablevision Systems Corp. and Fox Networks reached an agreement ending a two-week stalemate marked by both compa...

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God Smotes News Corp. For "Judas Iscariot-Level" Tactics.

Funny story: God Smotes News Corp. For "Judas Iscariot-Level" Tactics.

While the Alpha and Omega usually steers clear of involving Himself in corporate negotiations (as evidenced by Time-Warner's purchase of AOL in 2000), but News Corp's latest shenanigans with Cablevision customers has pushed Him into action. I Love Sn...

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Aetna, NewsCorp Wed in Private Ceremony

Funny story: Aetna, NewsCorp Wed in Private Ceremony

Taking advantage of the recent Supreme Court ruling affirming that corporations have all the rights of individuals, Aetna Insurance and News Corp were married in small, private ceremony at the Hamptons estate of musician Billy Joel, a mutual friend o...

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News Corp: BBC are 21st century News Nazis!

Funny story: News Corp: BBC are 21st century News Nazis!

Earlier today, News Corp (who own satellite company BeSkyBiscuits) accused the BBC of trying to squeeze out News Corp journalists from the theatre of world news by spreading rumours that News Corp journalists secretly hate children. The BBC have b...

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TheSpoof.com To Charge For Website Content

Funny story: TheSpoof.com To Charge For Website Content

According to an unnamed source, TheSpoof.com is to start charging for its hilarious stories. It follows media tycoon Rupert Murdoch's announcement that he expects News Corporation-owned newspaper Web sites to start charging users for access. The...

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