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Funny story: Mainstream Media Found to be Biased Against Narcissistic, Incoherent, Divisive Pathological Liars

Mainstream Media Found to be Biased Against Narcissistic, Incoherent, Divisive Pathological Liars

Washington - A new Pew Research report, issued yesterday, has concluded that most mainstream media outlets like CNN, New York Times, Bloomberg, and CNBC are totally biased against Presidents and other government officials who are mumbling, hateful je...
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Funny story: Worst pun headline award winners announced

Worst pun headline award winners announced

Today the winners of the Worst Pun Headlines were announced. The prize is a new one, and will be given out annually by the editors of the Chaffinch St Cock Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Chaffinch St Cock. The winner will receive nothing except th...
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Funny story: The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...
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Funny story: Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Portland. A local man admitted to several news organizations that he had called the police on his next-door neighbor for allegedly "watching too much cable news." Breaking down, sobbing, a clearly distraught Mr. Ned Vuntler said, "I just couldn't tak...
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Funny story: NBC launches NSFW News

NBC launches NSFW News

Rock-and-Roll Center, The Big Apple, Baby ---- Due to a variety of factors, including the Internet and a lack of public trust in the media, television news ratings have plummeted in recent years. "I don't want non their fake news," couch potato Im...
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Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content i...
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Funny story: 2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...
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Funny story: Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...
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Funny story: Over half TheSpoof's readers believe it is true

Over half TheSpoof's readers believe it is true

Fake news is now headline news. The post-truth era is truly upon us. In a survey of readers of TheSpoof, two out of the three of them said that they believe stories on the online "joke" site are true. Both of the two readers said that they receiv...
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Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...
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Funny story: TV News Is Like Gas From A Gnat's Ass

TV News Is Like Gas From A Gnat's Ass

Noam Lerner was voted the world's leading public intellectual in The 2005 Global Intellectuals Poll jointly conducted by American magazine Foreign Policy and British magazine Prospect. He has been cited in Arts and Humanities Citation Index more often than any other living scholar. It almost seems that there isn't an award in academia that he hasn't won. His numerous books have repeatedly been...
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Funny story: "This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

"This song is gay" concludes celebrated music critic

A celebrated music critic has delivered a scathing verdict on the new album by Catfish and the Bottlemen today, taking the band and the internet by storm. After listening to the first 30 seconds of the song and proceeding to take approximately 0.
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Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...
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Funny story: Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...
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Funny story: BBC Training Manual Leaked

BBC Training Manual Leaked

A whistleblower has released an excerpt from a training manual used by the BBC to train 'News' broadcasters. Headed the "TEN KEY POINTS FOR ALL BROADCASTERS" it makes for disturbing reading. It reads as follows: 1: Never ever question what you, the newscaster, are expected to read. If you do, you question your employer, the BBC. And that can get you into trouble. Ask David Icke. Think of yourse...
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Funny story: Chicago to let Gangs have say in community

Chicago to let Gangs have say in community

The Chicago Organization of Making Chicago a Better Chicago or COMCBC is tired of the rising crime rates. The fight seems to be going nowhere so the COMCBC is trying a different tactic by adopting the old saying, "keep your friends close and your ene...
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Funny story: Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Slice of Toast Image Mysteriously Appears in Virgin Mary Blow Mold

Bentlyville (AP)- Who says Bentleyville isn't a tourist destination? The population of the small town has swelled dramatically since news of a local barkeep's bizarre discovery swept through the sleepy community, and far beyond. "I was just staring a...
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Funny story: Bumper Stickers Annonymous

Bumper Stickers Annonymous

You're driving down the road and suddenly you find yourself behind a vehicle covered completely in bumper stickers. What do you do? This is exactly the question local officials are asking in the latest crackdown for road safety.
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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