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Funny story:  CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

CIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"

The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...
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Funny story:  Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

The nation is mourning the loss of another great artist today, religious satirist and activist Fred Phelps Sr. Phelps, known for his sarcastic and over-the-top "sermons" had been battling several ailments, but the cause of death has not been released...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

Kim Jong Un Has Minor Surgery

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has reportedly gone in to have what The Rice Paddy National News Agency is referring to as minor surgery. The Rice Paddy has stated that Kim Jong Un had been complaining of a problem with his thro...
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Funny story:  Reporter gives left arm for story

Reporter gives left arm for story

CHICAGO, IL -- PBS TV reporter Miles O'Brien recently gave his left arm for a news story. Two weeks ago, he was filming an investigative report about authorities' suspicion that photographic equipment was being stolen by members of an Asian crime...
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Funny story:  Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

Authorities reported another cold-related death of a cable news network reporter who was killed trying to demonstrate a popular UToob video. After throwing 25 gallons of boiling water into the air, the reporter slipped and fell into a small sink...
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Funny story:  Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

A Louisville businessman is learning the hard way that employees can push back when they are forced to divulge account particulars on Facebook. Early this morning, he had logged into the Facebook account of one employee, only to find--substituted for...
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Funny story:  Montana Science Teacher Achieves "Cool" Status

Montana Science Teacher Achieves "Cool" Status

BUTTE, MT-Veteran science teacher Wayne Brumfeld was reportedly called "cool" by a student in his remedial biology class at Butte High School yesterday. Brumfeld, 56, is the first non-humanities teacher in the state of Montana to receive such an hono...
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Funny story:  Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Apathetic Sex Offenders Gleeful at the Prospect of a New Challenge

Sex offenders who have lost their appetite for crime are to be given a new zeal for acts of a heinous nature thanks to some soon to be released products known as Anti Rape Underwear. AR Wear, the company behind the products, will see prototypes ro...
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Funny story:  News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
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Funny story:  Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Z-List celebrities Katie Price (aka, ironically, Jordan) and Peter Andre have reunited for the first time to help solve the Syrian Crisis. The bimbo and the Aussie have been flown to the war-torn Middle Eastern country in an effort to ease tensio...
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Funny story:  Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story:  Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
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Funny story:  Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Amazon's WaPo to adopt News 'R Us approach

Insider to Amazon's recent purchase of The Washington Post, Roger E. Quietus indicates a major task for the newspaper upcoming will be brokering and promoting political agreements favoring Amazon business. Mr. Quietus (who prefers to remain quie...
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Funny story:  Newspapers print one issue for next 2 years

Newspapers print one issue for next 2 years

To reduce costs, newspapers are going to print just one issue for the next 2 years.  They will review it weekly and update some names as appropriate.  "We realize that the stories are the same every day. Therefore, we don't need to be paying write...
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Funny story:  Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

Kim and Kanye had been hiding the truth about newborn, North, from Kris Jenner -- he's an alien!!!

On Sunday afternoon, Kim Kardashian, 32, and Kanye West, rapper and music producer, released new pictures of their newborn son. North, weighing 100 lbs. and blessed with a large derriere and an unusually shaped head, is already being filmed for the...
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Funny story:  Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
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Funny story:  The Ten O'Clock Fuckin' News

The Ten O'Clock Fuckin' News

Some people these days seem to have great difficulty speaking without using the "f" word all the time. They seem to think it's cool or makes them look hard rather than it being a complete waste of the excellent English language but I've re-written the news so that one of them can be the BBC newscaster just for once. Good fuckin' evening.This is the Ten o'clock fuckin' news For folks who can't...
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Funny story:  President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an off-the-record press conference, President Barak Obama, in the interest of "government transparency," made a startling announcement. "We're coming after you!" he warned the American media. Although he wouldn't name the names...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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