Li Win Don, a Chinese teenager living in China has become the first player to unlock the secret code on FIFA 14 after he scored with both Ameobi brothers in the same match.
The miracle feat occurred at 14:30 GMT last Wednesday, to which EA Sports...
Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience.
1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...
Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy l...
"Right let's get one thing straight, I don't like you and you don't like me." Raged Newcastle's new Director of football Joe Kinnear.
"You don't even know us." Back and to the Left news protested. Even by our standards this interview had started b...
St. James Park, Newcastle: The Tyne flows and along comes a veteran gunslinger, Roy Kinnear, brought in by Mike Ashley in a new role as an assassinator or terminator...
Upon his appointment Roy Kinnear referred to players Yohan "Kebab" (Cabaye),...
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract.
I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll.
A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008.
Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.
Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal.
Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse!
Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25.
A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York do...
Liverpool striker Andy Carroll, 23, has told his representatives to secure him a return to Newcastle. (from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle) But the Reds will seek to recoup at least £20m from the sale of Carroll this summer, a valuation that will sorely test Newcastle's aspirations to re-sign the England striker (The Guardian)
I can imagine the conversation now -
Liverpool: "We want £20 mi...
Alan Pardew insists he is doing everything he can to keep striker Demba Ba, 27, at Newcastle
I find handcuffs work best.
Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 21, admits he and his team-mates have no idea how the situation with striker Robin van Persie will pan out.
Have you thought about seeing a clairvoyant?
Liverpool are understood to have had a bid rejected for 25-yea...
Insiders today reported that Kenny Dalglish faces the sack at his beloved Anfield, following yet another Liverpool defeat - their sixth in seven games - away to Newcastle United, with the Geordies running out easy winners by a 2-0 margin.
In a dis...
A swarm of Magpies flew over Newcastle last night and stole all of United's jewels, and the show! In fact United's jewels didn't shine at all, they were too busy being "rubbed up" and pecked at by the Black and White flock of Magpies.
Who would have thought it, The Toon at 4th place in the Premier League? No, it's the playmaker who is making it all happen.
An American actress better known for her biting performances in a famous TV comedy sitcom is the driving force behind Newca...
QPR have signed Newcastle git Joey Barton.
"I have always admired Joey as a git" said manager Neil Warnock.
Barton will now be the highest earning git at QPR and fans are hoping the arrival of Joey will attract other big gits to the club: "We a...
Gunners' boss Arsene Wenger has turned up the heat on football fugitive Joey Barton.
Rumours are circulating the North London underworld that 'Frenchie' Wenger has sent a Michael Caine lookalike up to Newcastle with instructions to "Get Joey."...
Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been tweeting fans on Twitter about his "total respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche.
Barton has told his 170,000 readers that the author of Beyond Good And Evil was "a real nutter" who...
The Laing Art Gallery in Newcastle is currently hosting an exhibition of work by 19th century painter of apocalyptic scenes and divine retribution John Martin.
The region's football teams must have felt these had been brought to life as they suffe...
Newcastle United skipper Kevin Nolan has been fined almost £4000 after pleading guilty of speeding in a built up area.
28 year old Nolan, top scorer at the club since the £35 million January transfer window of Andy Carroll to Kenny Dalglish's Live...
Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut.
"It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
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