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Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Funny story: Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus wants people for sunbeams again on an interim basis according to a message received by the Archdeacon of Scunthorpe, Dr. Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore. The Archdeacon has a private communication system which he accesses by putting his ear to...

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Miley Cyrus Reveals Her Goal For 2014

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Her Goal For 2014

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no performer in Tinsel Town who stirs up more of a fuss than Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus' daughter Miley. Miley relishes being up on stage in front of thousands of people and pushing the envelope farther than anyone before...

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What are you doing this year?

Attempting to try top ten tempting things 1. Pedal backwards on a bicycle, go on try it, but mind the river. 2. Washing all of the dust from the cupboards of old mother hubbard. 3. Play hide and seek on an extremely small boat. 4. Rock climbing a donkey. 5. Make a lists. 6. Watch the trailer of 1953 romantic drama movie 'the earrings of Madame de' 57 times and then attempt to fi...

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Lady Gaga's New Year's Resolution

Funny story: Lady Gaga's New Year's Resolution

NEW YORK CITY - All of the Times Square New Year's Eve confetti and streamers have long been swept away by the NYC sanitation workers and the fireworks smoke has dissipated out over the Nova Scotia coastline. And Lady Gaga once again has sat down...

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Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Funny story: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...

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My New Year's Resolutions:

Funny story: My New Year's Resolutions:

2008: I will get my weight down below 170 pounds and will definitely give up smoking. 2009: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200 pounds and maybe give up smoking too. 2010: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220 pounds, but I have decided not to give up the cigarettes just yet. 2011: I will work out once a week on my way to the tobacconist. 2012: I will dr...

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