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Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize

Funny story: Google News Wins Pulitzer Prize

New York, NY - The Pulitzer Prize Board has awarded the Pulitzer in news writing to Google News. The Board praised Google News for its excellent achievement in writing. "We are so pleased that the Pulitzer Board appreciates our format. We cons...

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New York Times invents new flying machine

Funny story: New York Times invents new flying machine

New York, NY - The failing New York Times, in a drastic effort to save itself, has invented a new flying machine. Dubbed "The Cannard", the new machine has been problematic. Our secret source at the embattled NYT reveals the following about the pr...

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New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

Funny story: New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...

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NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

Funny story: NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

While the rest of the US media is engaged in a vigorous debate about Obamacare and whether President Obama lied to the American people or merely fibbed, obfuscated, misdirected, hiccoughed, glitched or used the word "period," when he meant instead to...

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Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

Funny story: Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys. Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of...

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NYT publishes KKK cartoon, riots erupt in eleven southern states

Riots erupted in eleven southern states today after The New York Times published a derisive cartoon linking the GOP and The Tea Party to the Klu Klux Klan. The cartoon showed three Klan members in white sheets and was labeled Larry, Curley, and Moe.

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Curse of Wapping strikes again as NOTW whistleblower Sean Hoare found dead

Funny story: Curse of Wapping strikes again as NOTW whistleblower Sean Hoare found dead

London - The search for the illusive 'smoking gun' in the NewsCorpse hacking scandal took a macabre twist today. Ex-NOTW writer Sean Hoare - who first fingered Andy Coulson in a New York Times hacking expose - was found dead at his home in Watford...

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill Hits NY Times Best Seller List

Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill Hits NY Times Best Seller List

After a Wisconsin District Judge specifically ruled that Gov. Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill could not be published, Scott Walker went ahead and published it anyway. Doing so has garnered the bill some much-needed publicity. In fact, so much so that...

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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Asked to Pick up Bread; Circles Block 500 Times

Funny story: Dale Earnhardt Jr. Asked to Pick up Bread; Circles Block 500 Times

MEMPHIS-- NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr., son of a dead NASCAR driver of a similar name, ended up circling the block of his home 500 times after he was asked by his wife to pick up a loaf of bread. "All I said to him was, 'Dale, could you...

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With Article by Libyan Qaddafi, NY Times Launches Terrorist Contributor Week

On Friday, the New York Times ran an op-ed by Libyan President Muammar Qaddafi. Qaddafi, the Israel-hating, bane-of-the-West leader who seized power in a 1969 coup has reformed himself in recent years. Still, it was slightly jarring to read the a...

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Bush Denies Support Of Fake "New York Times" Iraq War Ends Story

Funny story: Bush Denies Support Of Fake "New York Times" Iraq War Ends Story

(Washington, D.C.) Soon to be ex-President Bush held a press conference today denying that he initially supported a fake "New York Times" story declaring the Iraq War to be over because he was pulling out U.S. forces. "Let me just say that unlik...

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New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

Funny story: New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be "All the news that's shit, we'll print", recently slandered that great American John McCain, in the opinion of this repor...

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NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Funny story: NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...

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Ron Paul Featured in New York Times; Fair and Balanced

Funny story: Ron Paul Featured in New York Times; Fair and Balanced

Confirming an earlier prediction in The Spoof, the New York Times really did publish an article about Ron Paul, the surprisingly popular Republica...

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NY Times Might Mention Ron Paul; Internet Collapses

Funny story: NY Times Might Mention Ron Paul; Internet Collapses

The New York Times announced today that it might mention Ron Paul in a story sometime before the end of 2007. Supporters of the candidate engaged in a blizzard of blogs, e-mails, and YouTube videos so intense that th...

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New York Times Fails In Defense of WSJ Against Murdoch

Funny story: New York Times Fails In Defense of WSJ Against Murdoch

The New York Times defended soon-to-be-unemployeed Wall Street Journal editors from Murdoch's siege on the Journal's owners, the Martini drinking Bancrofts.

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New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

Funny story: New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

In a surprise move today, the New York Times endorsed Republican candidate Ron Paul for the 2008 presidential election.

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Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

Funny story: Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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