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Funny story: As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

As His Missteps Mount, Mets Manager Holds A Closed-Door Meeting With Himself

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...
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Funny story: New York Mets down to one last fan

New York Mets down to one last fan

Flushing, New York - The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate, an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field. Yet they've always managed to attract a base of supporters. But not anymore. Tired of empty promises and finishe...
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Funny story: New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

Flushing, New York - Due to an accounting error, the New York Mets baseball club has been mathematically eliminated from the 2014 National League playoffs. Mets principal owner Fred Wilpon took full responsibility for the arithmetic mishap. H...
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Funny story: Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Flushing, New York - Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of super steroids. The...
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Funny story: New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List

New York Mets put the entire team on the Disabled List

Flushing, New York -- With their superstar pitcher going down with a serious elbow ailment, the New York Mets have placed every one of its players on the 365 day Disabled List, essentially shutting down the team until further notice. General mana...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Flushing, New York -- Looking to even up their below .500 record before the end of the season, the New York Mets have added an espionage expert to their roster. He is the whistle-blowing traitor, Edward Snowden, and he will join the team as soo...
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Funny story: The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

Flushing, New York -- It's hard enough being a Mets fan, putting up with a Scrooge of an owner and a stooge of a general manager. Imagine playing for this talentless team. Put yourself in their bargain store spikes and consider the 10 top indicatio...
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Funny story: New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season

New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season

New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically. 2. The sawdust in...
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Funny story: Bill Maher Becomes Part Owner of The New York Mets - Receives 9,000 Phone Calls Asking For Free Tickets

Bill Maher Becomes Part Owner of The New York Mets - Receives 9,000 Phone Calls Asking For Free Tickets

NEW YORK CITY - Bill Maher is an observational sociopolitical commentator, which in English 101, means that he bitterly makes remarks about politics and the big boys and girls who participate in the quasi-dysfunctional p world (political). Maher p...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Disgruntled Spoofer, and fanatic Met Fan Gail Farrelly says she's finally 'had enough' after it was announced the besieged club will now begin paying washed up player Bobby Bonilla $1.2M a year for 25 years as part of his deferred compensation plan.
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Funny story: NY Mets May Get Flower Guy as Investor

NY Mets May Get Flower Guy as Investor

Yep, that's right. The latest word is that there are a number of possible bidders with an interest in buying a minority stake in the NY Mets. Among them is James F. McCann, Chairman, CEO and founder of the well-known U.S. corporation, 1-800-Flowers.
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Lives! Mets Owners Offer Club For Sale: Promise 50% Return on Investment!

Bernie Madoff Lives! Mets Owners Offer Club For Sale: Promise 50% Return on Investment!

Things are getting increasingly desperate for NY Mets owners Fred Wilpon and Brother in law Saul Katz as federal investigators are pressing for over $300m in ill gotten gains from 'investments' from Ponzi Prince Bernie Madoff, now doing 150 years for...
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Funny story: NY Mets House of Cards Set to Tumble After Investigation Says Team Built on Madoff Ponzi Scheme!

NY Mets House of Cards Set to Tumble After Investigation Says Team Built on Madoff Ponzi Scheme!

New York Mets fans were crushed to learn today that their beloved team was all a fantasy, built on the inflated returns of yet more Bernie Madoff financial schemes that played on Jewish investors around the world. Rabbi Saul Moskowitz, a fan since...
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