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Funny story:  Boston Celtics Up for the Count

Boston Celtics Up for the Count

The Celtics looked at the runes of the calendar: the Mayans were claiming the Green team was at the end of days. You could read Revelations and find fairly much the same predictions: the Celtics were down three to zero to the New York Knicks, and...
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Funny story:  Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.
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Funny story:  Celtics Knock Knicks Knack

Celtics Knock Knicks Knack

All the Celtics are pointing out the New York Knickerbockers are better than anything seen since Washington Irving penned a few tales about the breed. When it comes to false modesty, the Celtics take the prize. If the series comes down to smack-ta...
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Funny story:  Carmelo Anthony's Soliloquy on Kevin Garnett

Carmelo Anthony's Soliloquy on Kevin Garnett

Last night after the game Carmelo Anthony stood over the dead carcass of the New York Knicks and cursed Brutus Garnett. Unlike Marc Antony, Carmelo took it a step further. He went to the doors of the Celtics locker room at Madison Square Garden an...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

NEW YORK CITY - Jeremy Lin was busy playing a game of Scrabble on his cell phone when it rang. He answered it and it was a representative with the Houston Rockets Nat "Nothing But Net" Toddybicken, 61, telling him that they had agreed to his reque...
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Funny story:  That's Amar'e!

That's Amar'e!

Start singing, Knicks fans. Dean Martin would be crooning at one of his roasts over this one: Amar'e Stoudemire will forever be known as Amar'e Stupidmire. That's stupid, Amar'e! He can palm a basketball and apparently felt he could palm a g...
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Funny story:  No Prisoners Taken By Miami Heat

No Prisoners Taken By Miami Heat

"Back to the drawing board," chimed one hapless New York Knickerbocker, Barron Davis who began to look like he was Barren of Gray Matter. Yes, the Heat burned the Knicks in a way that is unexpected even in playoff season. We could almost hear th...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced it's decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit." "Serio...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell is not exactly a happy little camper these days and to actually be politically and geographically correct Miss O'Donnell is neither happy nor little. Those were the sentiments of iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon w...
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Funny story:  New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

CAMBRIDGE, MA--The NBA's newest rising star, Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks, is turning heads around the league with his impressive playmaking abilities and incredibly lifelike exoskeleton. Lin, who was activated on August 23, 1988, is the first A...
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Funny story:  The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him

The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him

NEW YORK CITY - The city of New York has been griped by Linsanity, Linmania, and dozens of other Linspired buzzwords. But Harvard grad and New York Knicks Lincredible player Jeremy Lin who is only 23, is taking it all in stride and at times appear...
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Funny story:  New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

NEW YORK CITY - New York Knicks rookie sensation Jeremy Lin informed Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. The 23-year-old Lincredible player said that Kardashian told him that she got hi...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden. The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close frien...
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Funny story:  NBA Player Loses First Month of Paycheck Moves Into Mom's House And Has To Sleep In His Childhood Bed

NBA Player Loses First Month of Paycheck Moves Into Mom's House And Has To Sleep In His Childhood Bed

NEW YORK CITY - Whether it's true or not that half of the NBA players are starving, one thing's for sure, twenty-five year old New York Knick unemployed backup guard to the backup guard Andy Rautins is moving back to mom's house. "I'm not happy ha...
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Funny story:  The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

DENVER - Disgruntled Denver Nuggets super star Carmelo Anthony has been insisting for weeks now that the Nuggets organization trade him to the New York Knicks. The 6 foot 8 inch Anthony, who signed a 5 year, $80 million contract in 2006 ($16 milli...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Demands His Money Back After Being Booed At The New York Knicks - Dallas Mavericks Game

Justin Bieber Demands His Money Back After Being Booed At The New York Knicks - Dallas Mavericks Game

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber decided to take a break from all of his non-stop concert playing of late and attend a New York Knicks - Dallas Mavericks NBA game. Bieber was sitting in the front row minding his own business when all of a sudden half...
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Funny story:  Flaminroids scores 1000 points in Knicks win

Flaminroids scores 1000 points in Knicks win

New York City, New York - In what may of been the biggest breakout game of any person who ever existed, rookie player Flaminroids, scored an unprecedented 1000 points to smash Wilt Chamberlains previous 100 points in one game record.
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Funny story:  Knicks Give Up, Cite Safety Issues

Knicks Give Up, Cite Safety Issues

The New York Knicks announced today that they will not be completing the season.
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