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Top 10 excuses why the New York Rangers won't win the Stanley Cup

Funny story: Top 10 excuses why the New York Rangers won't win the Stanley Cup

The New York Rangers weren't expected to earn a spot in this year's Stanley Cup Playoffs. But they surprised the experts by making it to the final round. Unfortunately, their opponent, the Los Angeles Kings, is playing up to expectations, and is abo...

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The World Champion Miami Heat Loses Back-To-Back Games To The New York Knicks and The Brooklyn Nets

Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Loses Back-To-Back Games To The New York Knicks and The Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - The Miami Heat went up north to New York City and ended up getting the "Heat" turned off as they were beaten by the Knicks of New York and the Nets of Brooklyn on back-to-back nights. The Knicks beat the Heat 102-92 and the Nets defeate...

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The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

Funny story: The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Knicks have listened to the majority of their fans and they have decided to make a decision regarding a comment recently made by FOX News talking head Megyn Kelly. Kelly remarked on national television that Santa Claus...

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The New York Knicks Slam The Brooklyn Nets To Win The Battle of The Big Apple

Funny story: The New York Knicks Slam The Brooklyn Nets To Win The Battle of The Big Apple

NEW YORK CITY - Carmelo Anthony scored 19 points as the New York Knicks snapped a 9 game losing streak by clobbering the Brooklyn Nets 113-83. Knicks fan Spike Lee was so happy he spilled his cup of Aye Caramba Beer on the court. As two of the are...

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Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That Metta World Peace Needs To Leave Basketball and Go Into Wrestling

CLEVELAND - Charles Barkley was in Cleveland doing a little fishing on Lake Michigan. He was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti what he thought about Metta World Peace signing with the New York Knicks. "Hercules? Dude,...

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Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

Funny story: Metta World Peace Joins The New York Knicks

NEW YORK CITY - Metta World Peace, the NBA basketball star formerly known as Ron Artest has found a new home and it's not in China it's in New York City. The ex-Laker has just signed with the New York Knicks and he will be playing along side of Ca...

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Knicks Faint at Graveside of Celtics

The New York Knicks have a macabre sense of humor, with all the players arriving at Madison Square Garden dressed in black. They looked like that little Dickens of a David Copperfield leading a funeral procession. We almost expected to hear Johnny...

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Boston Celtics Up for the Count

The Celtics looked at the runes of the calendar: the Mayans were claiming the Green team was at the end of days. You could read Revelations and find fairly much the same predictions: the Celtics were down three to zero to the New York Knicks, and...

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Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Funny story: Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.

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Celtics Knock Knicks Knack

All the Celtics are pointing out the New York Knickerbockers are better than anything seen since Washington Irving penned a few tales about the breed. When it comes to false modesty, the Celtics take the prize. If the series comes down to smack-ta...

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Carmelo Anthony's Soliloquy on Kevin Garnett

Last night after the game Carmelo Anthony stood over the dead carcass of the New York Knicks and cursed Brutus Garnett. Unlike Marc Antony, Carmelo took it a step further. He went to the doors of the Celtics locker room at Madison Square Garden an...

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Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

Funny story: Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

NEW YORK CITY - Jeremy Lin was busy playing a game of Scrabble on his cell phone when it rang. He answered it and it was a representative with the Houston Rockets Nat "Nothing But Net" Toddybicken, 61, telling him that they had agreed to his reque...

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That's Amar'e!

Start singing, Knicks fans. Dean Martin would be crooning at one of his roasts over this one: Amar'e Stoudemire will forever be known as Amar'e Stupidmire. That's stupid, Amar'e! He can palm a basketball and apparently felt he could palm a g...

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No Prisoners Taken By Miami Heat

"Back to the drawing board," chimed one hapless New York Knickerbocker, Barron Davis who began to look like he was Barren of Gray Matter. Yes, the Heat burned the Knicks in a way that is unexpected even in playoff season. We could almost hear th...

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Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

Funny story: Jeremy Lin's Knee Has "had it"

In an interview with ESPN's Michael Breen Saturday, Jeremy Lin's left knee announced it's decision to suspend any and all rigorous physical activity on the part of its host in an attempt to "put some chill on all the 'Linsanity' bullshit." "Serio...

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Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Devastated At Being Fired By Oprah Winfrey But Refuses To Fire Back At The Talk Show Queen

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell is not exactly a happy little camper these days and to actually be politically and geographically correct Miss O'Donnell is neither happy nor little. Those were the sentiments of iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon w...

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New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

Funny story: New York Knicks Sensation Jeremy Lin A Rousing Success For Harvard Robotics

CAMBRIDGE, MA--The NBA's newest rising star, Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks, is turning heads around the league with his impressive playmaking abilities and incredibly lifelike exoskeleton. Lin, who was activated on August 23, 1988, is the first A...

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The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him

Funny story: The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him

NEW YORK CITY - The city of New York has been griped by Linsanity, Linmania, and dozens of other Linspired buzzwords. But Harvard grad and New York Knicks Lincredible player Jeremy Lin who is only 23, is taking it all in stride and at times appear...

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