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Funny story: The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Tim Tebow learned that he had been cut from the New England Patriots and he took it all in stride. He told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review that it's just business and like they say in Pittsburgh that's just the...
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Funny story: New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will be competing with four other players for the starting quarterback position. It was five until Tim Tebow was released due to the fact that the Jets organization could no longer handle the e...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Still Looking For An NFL Home

Tim Tebow Still Looking For An NFL Home

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tim Tebow, one of the nicest players to ever play in the NFL is still looking for an NFL city to call home. After being released by the low-flying New York Jets, Tebow feels that it won't be long before his cell phone rings...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

NEW YORK CITY - One of the happiest men in America is Tim Tebow who has just been granted his freedom by being released by the NFL Jets of New York. It was no secret that Tebow was brought in with the hope of revitalizing the down trodden spirits...
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Funny story: Mark Sanchez: the Puddy Tatt on Rex Ryan

Mark Sanchez: the Puddy Tatt on Rex Ryan

Many have seen the bearded lady in the circus, but that may not hold a candle to seeing Rex Ryan with a tattoo on his bicep. We are not quite at the level of Colin Kaepernick, with long passages of the Bible being flung like Elmer Gantry at the at...
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Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

NEW YORK CITY - Many hardcore Jets fans were stunned to hear that Coach Rex Ryan managed to get by Black Monday without losing his job. In fact Las Vegas oddsmakers were giving 3 to 1 odds that Coach "Footsie" Ryan would be turning in the key to h...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his high heel shoe model wife Gisele were in the Big Apple doing some post-Christmas shopping. Tom said that his wife had picked up a great deal on some imported Icelandic hand mittens and he had...
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Funny story: The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...
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Funny story: Turkeys Don't Fly, and Neither Do the Jets

Turkeys Don't Fly, and Neither Do the Jets

On the old TV series, Tom Corbett: Space Cadet, the main character used to say, "Aw, go blow your Jets." Well, Mark Sanchez blew his Jets on Thanksgiving. With fans wearing assorted turkey costumes at the game, we found the biggest turkey was...
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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Was In It Just For the Free Trip To NYC

Suicide Bomber Was In It Just For the Free Trip To NYC

Manhattan, NY - Authorities in New York announced on Wednesday that they had intercepted a man at JFK international airport, suspected of planning to carry out a plot to bring down the plane he was travelling in over New York, upon arrival from Londo...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays

Tim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays

No one on the New York Jets has 'fessed up to putting the damnation of the gods upon Tim Tebow. A dozen teammates allegedly put more knives into Tim's back than Julius Caesar received from his brutes. On the other hand, no one has come forward to...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing. The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebr...
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