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New York Jets Excited to Learn Ray Rice a Free Agent

NEW YORK - The New York Jets are in last place in the AFC East. Looking for help in the backfield, they are reportedly interested in former Ravens running back Ray Rice. As of this hour, no team has put in a claim for the recently reinstated player.

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Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Funny story: Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.

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Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...

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The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

Funny story: The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...

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Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

Funny story: Tim Tebow Has Been Offered A 3-Year Contract

LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...

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Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

Funny story: Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Tim Tebow learned that he had been cut from the New England Patriots and he took it all in stride. He told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review that it's just business and like they say in Pittsburgh that's just the...

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New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

Funny story: New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Better Be The Jets Starting QB Or Else

NEW YORK CITY - Veteran Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez will be competing with four other players for the starting quarterback position. It was five until Tim Tebow was released due to the fact that the Jets organization could no longer handle the e...

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Tim Tebow Still Looking For An NFL Home

Funny story: Tim Tebow Still Looking For An NFL Home

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tim Tebow, one of the nicest players to ever play in the NFL is still looking for an NFL city to call home. After being released by the low-flying New York Jets, Tebow feels that it won't be long before his cell phone rings...

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Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

Funny story: Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

NEW YORK CITY - One of the happiest men in America is Tim Tebow who has just been granted his freedom by being released by the NFL Jets of New York. It was no secret that Tebow was brought in with the hope of revitalizing the down trodden spirits...

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Mark Sanchez: the Puddy Tatt on Rex Ryan

Many have seen the bearded lady in the circus, but that may not hold a candle to seeing Rex Ryan with a tattoo on his bicep. We are not quite at the level of Colin Kaepernick, with long passages of the Bible being flung like Elmer Gantry at the at...

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New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Gets To Keep His Job

NEW YORK CITY - Many hardcore Jets fans were stunned to hear that Coach Rex Ryan managed to get by Black Monday without losing his job. In fact Las Vegas oddsmakers were giving 3 to 1 odds that Coach "Footsie" Ryan would be turning in the key to h...

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Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

Funny story: Tom Brady Promises That The New England Patriots Will Win This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and his high heel shoe model wife Gisele were in the Big Apple doing some post-Christmas shopping. Tom said that his wife had picked up a great deal on some imported Icelandic hand mittens and he had...

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The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

Funny story: The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...

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Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

Funny story: Tim Tebow Bashing Has Turned Into A Silly Circus

NEW YORK CITY - If Coach Rex "Footsie" Ryan does not want to play Tim Tebow then he needs to do the gentlemanly thing and trade him to some other team. This ongoing Tebow Bashing Circus has gotten way out of hand and there are more lies coming out...

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Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

Funny story: Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...

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Turkeys Don't Fly, and Neither Do the Jets

On the old TV series, Tom Corbett: Space Cadet, the main character used to say, "Aw, go blow your Jets." Well, Mark Sanchez blew his Jets on Thanksgiving. With fans wearing assorted turkey costumes at the game, we found the biggest turkey was...

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Tim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays

No one on the New York Jets has 'fessed up to putting the damnation of the gods upon Tim Tebow. A dozen teammates allegedly put more knives into Tim's back than Julius Caesar received from his brutes. On the other hand, no one has come forward to...

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Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...

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