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Funny story: Ice Bucket Shortage Plagues U.S.

Ice Bucket Shortage Plagues U.S.

Okay, the ice bucket challenge HAS been a boon to ALS research. But how about the poor folks who are just in need of ice buckets? Y'know, like to carry ice. They're out of luck! There's not an ice bucket to be had. They're all being used for The...
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Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...
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Funny story: Bedbug Riding The NYC Subway Interviewed

Bedbug Riding The NYC Subway Interviewed

Learning that bedbugs have been found in the subway, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly recently set out to get the skinny by interviewing a bedbug living in a Manhattan subway car. What follows are a few of Farrelly's questions and the bedbug's replies. WHY LIVE IN THE SUBWAY? it's better than being homeless. And the convenience to citywide transportation is a plus. FAVORITE SONG? Duke Elling...
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Funny story: Take The NYC:IQ Quiz... How New Yorkish Are You?

Take The NYC:IQ Quiz... How New Yorkish Are You?

New Yorkers are made, not born. So no matter where you come from, you can make the greatest city in the world your hometown. Take this quiz to find out how close you are. And remember to pick up after your pooch. It's the law! 1. What was the real reason Michael Bloomberg banned Big Gulp drinks? A. His fear of drowning. B. Can't "hold it in" as well as he used to. C. Confused corn syru...
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Funny story: Terror at Heathrow Airport

Terror at Heathrow Airport

American insurance salesman James Henry Galbraith thought it was just another tedious return home from the three-week business conference he had attended in London. It wasn't. A Heathrow customs official found a bottle of whiskey in his holdall. "I'm sorry Sir but I have to confiscate this." "Aw... come on buddy. Gimme a break! I always take a bottle home to the wife." "Excuse me." The officia...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

Twitter Birdies Go On Shopping Spree

"Shop till you drop" doesn't apply only to humans. Twitter birdies, bored with their usual endeavors, have taken to shopping. Boy, have they taken to shopping! During the last few weeks, the best stores on Fifth Avenue in NYC have been packe...
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Funny story: Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

The cellphones made their feelings known yesterday at a noon demonstration in NYC's Times Square. A mix of tourists and native New Yorkers observed the proceedings. The former were startled, but the latter merely looked resigned. The natives have s...
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Funny story: NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

The slogan? Buy beautiful blinders! The horses became entrepreneurs when Mayor Bill de Blasio indicated his dislike for the horse-and-carriage trade. Faced with losing their jobs, the NYC horses galloped onto another endeavor. After years of be...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich and Persian royal wannabe Reza Pahlavi are among dozens of foreign VIPs ousted from their respective armor plated SUVs this week and made to walk in a NYPD crackdown on unlicensed taxi drivers. Adding i...
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Funny story: Massive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York

Massive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York

NEW YORK, NY - New York City residents mopped up Saturday after tropical storm Arthur missed New York, and doused cable news networks' celebrations. "Overall, we're in pretty good shape," said Bill De Blasio, mayor of New York City, 'the greatest...
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Funny story: Robin Thicke dedicates latest one night stand with random woman to ex wife

Robin Thicke dedicates latest one night stand with random woman to ex wife

"Blurred Lines" Singer Robin Thicke took time out from having sex with a young girl in New York to release a statement dedicating this latest one night stand to his ex wife Paula Patton. "Thinking about you honey, this is for you" said Thicke. The co...
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Funny story: How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there. Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors: -- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert. -- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture. -- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...
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Funny story: Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York. Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...
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Funny story: Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Times Square Rocked by Woman's Act of Walking Up Fully Functioning Escalator

Yesterday morning during rush hour, New Yorkers in Times Square subway station panicked when svelte middle-aged Brooklynite Bernice Shaw walked up the entire 20-plus steps of a fully functioning escalator. Many (literal) bystanders immediately used t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal. As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was f...
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Funny story: New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York City to give away terminal building at La Guardia Airport

New York-In an unexpected development concerning a key component of this city's transportation infrastructure, Mayor Bill de Blasio announced that the troubled Central Terminal Building at La Guardia airport would be given away for free to anyone who...
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Funny story: Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings

Iowa Votes To Prohibit Facial Piercings

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has let it be known that they are not going to accept a fad simply because California, New York, and Nevada do. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] authored a bill known as The Anti-Piercin...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Hints That He May Run For President In 2016

Donald Trump Hints That He May Run For President In 2016

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is one individual who cannot stand to not see his name or face in the newspapers. Michelle Obama has called him one of the most conceited, pompously egotistical persons in the entire country; and that includes Bill "Th...
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