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Funny story:  NY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People

NY State Unemployment Benefits Collected by Dead People

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Even after death. Word is that officials will be trying to get the money back. Huh? Retrieval from The Great Beyond? Lotsa luck with that one! This situation intrigued reporter Gail Farrelly, so she went to a NYS unemployment benefits office and interviewed applicants waiting in line to see what they thought of this news. Here's what some of them s...
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Funny story:  Mayor Bloomberg asks America, "How Many Calories Are in the Big Apple?"

Mayor Bloomberg asks America, "How Many Calories Are in the Big Apple?"

New York, NY: City Hall: Mayor Bloomberg is continues to plunge further with his health initiatives; he asks citizens and constituents across the city, "How many calories are in the big apple?" Bloomberg claims, "upwards of 450,000 per-serving, which...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

Joan Rivers Thrown Out of Anger Management Classes For Being Too Angry

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers AKA The Queen of Mean has just revealed a startling fact. The 79-year-old told Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld that back in March she was thrown out of an anger management class due to the fact that her instructor sai...
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Funny story:  Bloomberg Bans Roller-Bags

Bloomberg Bans Roller-Bags

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has, by executive fiat, banned pedestrians from dragging roller-bags along any and all public walkways in New York. "Just the irritating sounds exuded by what must be thousands of those roller-bags with their cheap, tiny il...
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Funny story:  Weiner's Back And New York's Got Him

Weiner's Back And New York's Got Him

It has been hinted that former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is sort of, kind of, we'll see, maybe going to run for Mayor of New York. His mea-culpa, sad faced photo with wife Huma Abedin on the cover of the New York Times Magazine, appeared to...
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Funny story:  Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes

Mayor Bloomberg and The New York City Prostitutes

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that there is nothing that Mayor Mike "The Big Gulp" Bloomberg enjoys more than making mayoral directives and passing city ordinances, bills, and laws. The mayor of The Big Apple is still not a happy camper about the fa...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Bounces Dennis Rodman Off Of Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Bounces Dennis Rodman Off Of Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star, was the sixth celebrity to be fired by Donald Trump on this season's edition of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Dennis, who has more bling on his face than all of the teens in Iowa combined...
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Funny story:  New York Mob Boss Says He Can Take Care of Kim Jong Un

New York Mob Boss Says He Can Take Care of Kim Jong Un

BROOKLYN - Salvatore Goombalini is the head of one of New York's most notorious crime families. The mob boss recently stated that he has had his fill of listening to the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un go on and on about how he is planning on atta...
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Funny story:  New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has just announced that he is now turning his attention to the all-American food item known as the hot dog. The mayor of the world's largest city is still reeling from having his Big Gulp directive overturned by a N...
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Funny story:  "I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

"I've Always Liked Kevin Youkilis", says Insufferable, Blood-Sucking Yankee Fan.

Long Island, NY - " I have to admit it, I've always been a fan of Kevin Youkilis", remarked a disgusting, blood-sucking fan of the New York Yankees. Steve Wilmer, a 34-year-old tax attorney and blood sucking leech of a person, divulged the inform...
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Funny story:  New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

New York City Plans To Restrict Skateboarding To Between The Hours of 3 PM and 4 PM Only

NEW YORK CITY - New York City Mayor Bloomberg has struck again and this time he is focusing his concern on skateboarding and those individuals who skateboard. Reports are that the mayor is still very angry at the fact that his Big Gulp Law was str...
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Funny story:  Obese Tourists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As New York Soda Ban Lifted

Obese Tourists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As New York Soda Ban Lifted

24 hours before a ban was set to go into effect in New York City, a state justice has blocked Mayor Michael Bloomberg's controversial regulation curtailing the sale of sodas and other sugary beverages over 16 ounces resulting in a sigh of relief by m...
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Funny story:  Scrooge Bloomburg Plans Soda Tax On Poor

Scrooge Bloomburg Plans Soda Tax On Poor

Critics of the ban on super-sized soda drinks have panned Mayor Bloomburg for taxing the poor people of New York who drink the most soda drinks. It is predominently those people on a low income who consume the most fizzy beverages. Poor people pu...
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Funny story:  New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life...
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Funny story:  Mayor Bloomberg's Revolving Fire Hydrants Causing Problems For Dogs In NYC

Mayor Bloomberg's Revolving Fire Hydrants Causing Problems For Dogs In NYC

BILLINGSGATE POST - Determined to stop dogs from urinating on freshly painted fire hydrants, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg ordered the installation of revolving fire hydrants in the Central Park area of Manhattan. On a sidewalk where many...
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Funny story:  East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado

East Coast Blizzard Snow To Be Shipped To Colorado

NEW YORK CITY - The mayor of the Big Apple, Michael Bloomberg has just informed the news media that he has been in contact with several mayors of East Coast cities regarding the horrific blizzards. He spoke with the mayors of Philadelphia, Baltimo...
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Funny story:  New Yorkers draw line in the sand

New Yorkers draw line in the sand

New York NY - Police attempted to restore order today in Times Square amid a tumult of rioting fat people. Spokesperson Ms. Phat Derrierey explained why protest had turned to violence. "It's that ban an large sugary drinks. We all decided that e...
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Funny story:  New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
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