Number Ten and the Palace are said to be 'stunned' by the news that the wrong New Years Honours list has been published.
According to the Palace, there was a minor lapse in security on Boxing day, when Philip and Camilla got a bit drunk and 'hacke...
A glaring omission from this years New Years Honours list has seen tv celebrity/former 'singer' and media ho Kerry Katona express her disbelief yesterday.
Speaking from the star studded gala that closed the 'Save a Chav for Crimbo' charity campaig...
A major funder of the Conservative Party and a hedge fund manager, Toby Moneybags, has been awarded for his 'services to the nation' with a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list.
'This is to celebrate the Big Society' claimed David Cameron 'sh...
London - Some of the New Year's Honours List gong winners are so bad that police want to put them through a polygraph.
Notorious characters who have blighted the British Way of Life feature in the List, compiled in association with the London Coll...
Yorkshire - Miss Verrity Blewstocking, MA Oxon (Hons), confirmed today she'd been schmoozed 'for more than five years' by Tony Blair to accept a damehood for service to education.
"I first turned it down on aesthetic grounds," the headmistress of...
"So what happened this time around with the recuperating-from-poverty J.K.Rowling and that elusive Damehood? Couldn't her pals in government and the media who have been hiding her sorry ass from scrutiny for years and years swing it for her? Did she not dump enough ill-gotten spondoolicks into Labour's coffers and God knows what other powerful pockets? Kids, blogs, gremlins, foreigners, dope addic...
London - (Gong Hits 4 Hogwarts!): A simple £10 million bung to the Duke of Edinburgh University medical school was all it took.
It will fund the building of a dedicated treatment center for degenerative personality diseases - to treat plagiarists...
In a radical shake-up of the traditional process for selecting the recipients of Knighthoods and other honours, the British public will now be invited to help decide. A telephone vote, much like the polls used by programs such as the X-Factor and St...
Paul Wallner, 34, who battered his wife to death, and then hid her body in a freezer in a shed in his garden for three years, has been jailed for life.
He convinced her family that she had died of natural causes and went to extreme lengths to main...
Staus Quo guitarists Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt today received their OBE's from another old rocker, Her Majesty the Queen, and said they were 'bored with the same 3 chords after 30 years of playing them'.
'Same chords, same beat, no wonder bas...
Today the British tiddlywinks gold medal winner, Chris Ahoy, was honoured in the New Year's honours list.
'It's an honour to be honoured', Ahoy said, 'I'm the first Briton since 1899 to win 5 gold medals at tiddlywinks. The Americans can't match t...
A Buckingham palace spokesman was said to be livid that news of some of this year's New Year Honour recipients had leaked out. The spokesman was said to be especially incensed as he had intended selling it to the Sun himself tomorrow.
The list, fu...
In recognition of her fabulous work serving the Labour Government, Gordon Brown has announced that Ruth Kelly will receive a knighthood, the first on his 2008 "Gordylist" for a New Year's Honour.
Sir Ruth gains this second knighthood (to sit along...
It has been revealed today that one of Britain's favourite and best-loved dysfunctional rock stars, John "Ozzy" Osborne, is to receive a KBE in this year's Birthday Honours list for his services to incredulity.
Drowning Street - (Worse Ass Mess): "Arise, Dame Kylie Minogue of Trashville!" Buckingham Palace is getting ready to honor the biggest trash heap ever to be inflicted on the beleaguered and long-suffering British public since Whore on Terra...
Comedy duo Little and Large have once more been missed of from the Queen's New Year's Honours list. Eddie Large and Syd Little have been secretly campaigning for their efforts in British Comedy to be recognised.
Syd Little speaking to us earlier s...
Confusion reigned at Buckingham Palace this morning when details of the Queen's New Year's Honours List were mixed up with those of Her Majesty's New Year's Shopping List, resulting i...
Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...