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Funny story: Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You!

Need a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You!

Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...
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Funny story: The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

Life begins when the alarm of my fully charged cell phone shouts, "Hit snooze, hit snooze! Just five more minutes. Sleeping five more minutes won't hurt anyone. Trust me, I'll wake you up again." Five minutes later, my cell phone, Ringo, screams, "It's time, time to open your eyes and do something productive. Get up, get dressed, get ready now!" Ringo is my best friend. He reminds me to do t...
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Funny story: Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists in San Francisco have unveiled a new robotic arm at the 2014 Technology Spring Convention. The machine which has taken 8 years to make, is made of steel but wrapped in a case of plastics made to resemble human skin. Head scientist Roger...
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Funny story: Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Edward Snowden, who is out to become the modern Benedict Arnold stated today that U.S CIA officials know that Israel has developed a very small drone that carries considerable explosive power along with the ability of disrupting enemy communications.
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Funny story: China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology. They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks...
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Funny story: Ron & Fred on New Technology - and Milk (Part Three)

Ron & Fred on New Technology - and Milk (Part Three)

"Fing was Fred, before they could pull the plug on the milkmen they ad t' wait until everyone got a fridge. There was still too many people wivout a fridge in the sixties yer see, but not by the time we entered the seventies." "I'm glad they came 'ere though Ron, 'cause if it adn't been for them comin' 'ere I don't s'pose the likes ov me would av ever got t' taste a curry. Or yams, nice they ar...
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Funny story: Ron & Fred on New Technology - and Milk (Part Two)

Ron & Fred on New Technology - and Milk (Part Two)

"You're right Ron, they just throws yer a few peanuts whereas in the old days a person would be sellin' 'em outside the dog tracks makin' a decent livin' oudavit." "And avin some self respect Fred. Kids at school t'day aint taught no proper trades, just 'ow t' tap-tap-tap on a computer keyboard. The old milkman felt 'e was doin' somfing wiv a purpose, providin' a useful service to 'is community...
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Funny story: Ron & Fred on New Technology - and Milk (Part One)

Ron & Fred on New Technology - and Milk (Part One)

"Art'noon Fred. That vein's playin' up in me leg again it is. Gettin' older mate." "Join the club, Ron. Got a pint in for yer there." "Cheers. Fallin' t' bits I am. Must sit dahn n rest me leg.......ah, that's better." "My boy's lost 'is job. Thirty years bin there. Just tells 'im from outa the blue yes'dee." "They don't care nowadays Fred. Expect nuffink from 'em." "Bloody big mansi...
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Funny story: Introducing the Phone that Saves Lives

Introducing the Phone that Saves Lives

The Director of Spain's Emergency Medical Services unveiled the latest communication innovation -- The Life-Saver Phone. Madame Director, Juanita Baracuda, declared that this new device will save thousands of lives annually. "It takes your puls...
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Funny story: Mobile Phones The Next Generation

Mobile Phones The Next Generation

The next generation of mobile phones currently in development, will be so intelligent that the will drive to work for you, do your job, drive home again in the evening, stopping off at the supermarket on the way and make your dinner for you. A spo...
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President Obama left Kenya today after its President grew exasperated with Obama's incessant harping about "gay rights" during a visit that was supposed to be about security cooperation and trade.
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