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Church Tells New Orleans SAINTS To Change Team Name

The Catholic Church is petitioning the owners of the New Orleans Saints to "please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of the football team." "You can call yourselves the New Orleans Devils," the petition asserts," but erase our non-vio...

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The Duck Dynasty Family To Make An Appearance At This Year's Super Bowl

Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Family To Make An Appearance At This Year's Super Bowl

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family has just announced that they will be making a halftime appearance at Super Bowl XLVIII (48) which will take place in New York City's MetLife Stadium. The elde...

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The Philadelphia Eagles Shot Down By The New Orleans Saints

Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Shot Down By The New Orleans Saints

PHILADELPHIA - The Eagles of Philadelphia hovered around their home stadium, Lincoln Financial Field, but in the end they lost the game in the final seconds on a Saint's field goal. The Drew Brees-led Saints beat the Eagles 26-24 in an NFL Wild Ca...

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The Saints Go Marching Into The Playoffs As New Orleans Soundly Defeats The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17

Funny story: The Saints Go Marching Into The Playoffs As New Orleans Soundly Defeats The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17

NEW ORLEANS - The weather inside The Mercedes-Benz Superdome was perfect and so was the outcome of the game as the hometown Saints marched their way into the NFL playoffs. The Saints beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42-17 and will now play the Philad...

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The New Orleans Saints Are Dedicating The Rest of Their NFL Season To Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

Funny story: The New Orleans Saints Are Dedicating The Rest of Their NFL Season To Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

NEW ORLEANS - After hearing about Phil Robertson of the top rated cable show Duck Dynasty getting suspended, New Orleans Saints quarterback Luke McCown (#7) a graduate of Louisiana Tech felt that there was something that he had to do. He talked it...

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The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

Funny story: The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...

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The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

Funny story: The NFL Plans To Ban Biting

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just issued a statement that it will soon be implementing a ban on biting. Word from Commissioner Roger Goodell's office is that since the start of the 2013 NFL football season there have been at le...

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The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

Funny story: The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

BOSTON - Word coming out of the Vatican is that the Catholic Church has requested that the NFL New Orleans Saints change their name. Vatican Spokesperson Polo Pizarro, 83, said that due to the recent cheating scandals involving several players as...

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Bringing On the 'New' Teams (England and Orleans)

The New England Patriots have now met the enemy-and they invited the antagonists for a tea party this week. Yes, the New Orleans Saints have come north to sample the hospitality of Foxboro in the dog days of August. The two teams will hold...

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Uncle Sam Tells New Orleans Saints' Quarterback Drew Brees He Better Be Careful

Funny story: Uncle Sam Tells New Orleans Saints' Quarterback Drew Brees He Better Be Careful

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A high ranking representative for the United States Government identified as Special Agent Montgomery Myron Drumblechek has issued a notice to New Orleans Saint's quarterback Drew Brees. Special Agent Drumblechek has told Mr. B...

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President Obama To Fine The New Orleans Saints $10 Million

Funny story: President Obama To Fine The New Orleans Saints $10 Million

MONONGALIA COUNTY, West Virginia - President Obama was in "Mining Country" speaking before a group of 700 coal miners and their families. As he spoke in front of The Federal #2 Mine, one of the largest in the state, he said that if he had not been...

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The Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama

Funny story: The Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama

NEW ORLEANS - Two of the four suspended "BountyGate" players on the NFL New Orleans Saints team recently met for dinner at the luxurious Hotel Ooh La La on Bourbon Street. Linebacker Jonathan "Bam-Bam" Vilma, who received a one year suspension, di...

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The NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"

Funny story: The NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"

NEW YORK CITY - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has finally issued his decision on the four New Orleans Saints players who were involved in the notoriously pitiful "Pay-To-Injure" scheme known as BountyGate. Commissioner Goodell stated that he is n...

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Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

Funny story: Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

NEW ORLEANS - Well it certainly appears that with the latest "Hidden Microphone" development the New Orleans Saints have just about showed the world of professional football that they would be much better suited operating in the professional wrestlin...

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When the Saints Go Listening In…

Hold the phone! Now the New Orleans Saints prove they are the worst sinners since Eve ate that Apple iPhone. Yes, the FBI and the Louisiana State Police are looking into allegations that the highest officials of the Saints were illegally wire-tapp...

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New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

Funny story: New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

NEW ORLEANS - The New Orleans Saints have had more ups and downs than a Six Flags Over Texas Theme Park roller coaster. The team has been hit with BountyGate and Head Coach Sean Payton has been suspended for the entire football season. Several oth...

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An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

Funny story: An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

NEW YORK CITY - The sports magazine Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has just released the results of their most recent NFL Internet Football Poll. Senior reporter Rufus Reno stated that his publication conducted the football poll and that they rec...

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Look Out, Small Fry! The Big Tuna Returns

Fans of the NFL coaching turnstile may want to check the expiration date on that can of Old Tuna sitting on the shelf since the Dolphins started to rebuild. Yes, reports are now circulating that the Big Tuna himself, Bill Parcells, is about to go...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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