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Funny story:  President Obama To Fine The New Orleans Saints $10 Million

President Obama To Fine The New Orleans Saints $10 Million

MONONGALIA COUNTY, West Virginia - President Obama was in "Mining Country" speaking before a group of 700 coal miners and their families. As he spoke in front of The Federal #2 Mine, one of the largest in the state, he said that if he had not been...
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Funny story:  The Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama

The Four Suspended New Orleans Saints Players Blame "BountyGate" On President Obama

NEW ORLEANS - Two of the four suspended "BountyGate" players on the NFL New Orleans Saints team recently met for dinner at the luxurious Hotel Ooh La La on Bourbon Street. Linebacker Jonathan "Bam-Bam" Vilma, who received a one year suspension, di...
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Funny story:  The NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"

The NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"

NEW YORK CITY - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has finally issued his decision on the four New Orleans Saints players who were involved in the notoriously pitiful "Pay-To-Injure" scheme known as BountyGate. Commissioner Goodell stated that he is n...
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Funny story:  Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

NEW ORLEANS - Well it certainly appears that with the latest "Hidden Microphone" development the New Orleans Saints have just about showed the world of professional football that they would be much better suited operating in the professional wrestlin...
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Funny story:  When the Saints Go Listening In…

When the Saints Go Listening In…

Hold the phone! Now the New Orleans Saints prove they are the worst sinners since Eve ate that Apple iPhone. Yes, the FBI and the Louisiana State Police are looking into allegations that the highest officials of the Saints were illegally wire-tapp...
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Funny story:  New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

NEW ORLEANS - The New Orleans Saints have had more ups and downs than a Six Flags Over Texas Theme Park roller coaster. The team has been hit with BountyGate and Head Coach Sean Payton has been suspended for the entire football season. Several oth...
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Funny story:  An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

An NFL Football Fan Poll Overwhelmingly Suggests That The New Orleans Saints Need To Change Their Name

NEW YORK CITY - The sports magazine Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has just released the results of their most recent NFL Internet Football Poll. Senior reporter Rufus Reno stated that his publication conducted the football poll and that they rec...
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Funny story:  Look Out, Small Fry! The Big Tuna Returns

Look Out, Small Fry! The Big Tuna Returns

Fans of the NFL coaching turnstile may want to check the expiration date on that can of Old Tuna sitting on the shelf since the Dolphins started to rebuild. Yes, reports are now circulating that the Big Tuna himself, Bill Parcells, is about to go...
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Funny story:  Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.

Ravens' Donte Stallworth Deactivated For Propensity To Commit Homicide, Foot Injury.

For the first time since returning from a broken foot seven weeks ago, wide receiver Donte' Stallworth was among the Ravens' gameday inactives for yesterday's game against the Saints. Donte' Stallworth is a convicted killer... ...and he only serv...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre Not Sure They Lost To Saints, 14-9!

Brett Favre Not Sure They Lost To Saints, 14-9!

After Thursday night's loss to the New Orleans Saints, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was asked about the loss. "Did we loss? Doggone it. At least I set another record with that interception. I knew we had a bad second half but we lost?...
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Funny story:  The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Saints

The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Saints

NEW ORLEANS - Tom Benson, owner of The Super Bowl winners the New Orleans Saints has just announced that he has decided to change the name of his NFL football team Benson, who owns several Chevrolet dealerships in San Antonio, along with 782 Taco...
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Funny story:  New Orleans wins Super Bowl: No one cares!

New Orleans wins Super Bowl: No one cares!

New Orleans, LA - In what will go down in history as the Super Bowl's greatest upset, the New Orleans Saints came out of nowhere to lead the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. However, as most NFL analysts have reported, nobody gives a shit. "What? Th...
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Funny story:  Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!

Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!

Indianapolis Colt's Head coach Jim Caldwell says that his team was tricked Sunday in losing the Super Bowl. "They were supposed to run the ball with Bush. They were supposed to kick off to us in the second half. We were supposed to WIN!" Sounds...
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Funny story:  Drew Brees's Into The Big Easy And Alienates The 'Who Dat' Locals

Drew Brees's Into The Big Easy And Alienates The 'Who Dat' Locals

Hero Quarterback Drew Brees returned home to New Orleans with the World Champion Superbowl kings the Saints in the early hours of this morning and stepped straight into a blazing row with the 'Who Dat' Nation. The controversy erupted as Brees alle...
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Funny story:  Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

It's probably the Greatest Show On Earth. We are of course talking about Superbowl XLIV which takes place later today amidst an unprecedented security lockdown as the New Orleans Saints go helmet to helmet with the Indianapolis Colts at Miami's Sun L...
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Funny story:  Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...
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Funny story:  The Saints Beat The Vikings 31-28: Brett Favre Retires One More Time

The Saints Beat The Vikings 31-28: Brett Favre Retires One More Time

NEW ORLEANS - In a game that went back and forth more than Kirstie Alley and an ice cream shop, the Saints (once the Ain'ts) pulled it out 31-28 on a field goal by their 16-year-old kicker. As he watched the ball sail through the uprights one coul...
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