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Funny story:  Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed to a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the concert he and several members of Team Bieber went down to Bourbon Street to have dinner. They went to the Giggle Giggle...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called "Tu...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...
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Funny story:  Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

NEW ORLEANS - The Super Bowl Committee has just announced that it has banned Norte Dame football player and Internet hoax participant Manti Te'o from appearing at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. A committee spokesperson identified as Ebenezer Buc...
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Funny story:  The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

ATLANTA - The hometown Falcons jumped on the San Francisco 49ers 17-0, and everyone in the Georgia Dome thought that the southern birds were going to annihilate the team from the Left Coast. But the guys from Alcatraz City had other ideas as they...
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Funny story:  Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

NEW ORLEANS - Ron Ryan faced the toughest audience of his political campaign when he spoke before elderly members of the American Association of Retired Persons. Little Bunny Foo Foo, as Ryan is called by most Democrats and some Republicans, was s...
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Funny story:  NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

Last year it was Number 1. But this year, NY has fallen to fifth place. Mr. Clean may have been at work. That is, if you have faith in the results of a survey done by Travel + Leisure magazine. It shows that this year, New Orleans is the Numb...
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Funny story:  Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

NEW ORLEANS - The star of My Life On The D-List at first denied sexy lap dance allegations made by a security guard and a custodian at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club on Bourbon Street. The comedy club is co-owned by Harry Connick Jr., and Ellen DeG...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

Brad Pitt Announces That He Is Seriously Thinking About Asking Angelina Jolie To Marry Him

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt was in the Big Easy visiting an old director friend of his when he suddenly revealed an astonishing bit of information. According to The West Coast Flaming Gazette, the actor who is 47, and has been living with actress Ange...
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Funny story:  The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

MALIBU BEACH - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder recently celebrated the huge success of their television show The Vampire Diaries at the beach house of their good friend the Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson. Pattinson has a reputation for being...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

NEW ORLEANS - The entire Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie family is in New Orleans while Pitt films the latest in the Indiana Jones series, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style. The film stars Harrison Ford and co-stars Neil Patrick H...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy'  Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La. Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's...
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Funny story:  Sandra Bullock Says She's Proud of Her Little 'Cajun Cookie' and Next Plans To Adopt A Little 'Creole Cracker'

Sandra Bullock Says She's Proud of Her Little 'Cajun Cookie' and Next Plans To Adopt A Little 'Creole Cracker'

NEW ORLEANS - The Academy Award winner for Best Actress Sandra Bullock was in the city they call "The Big Easy." And although Sandy now appears to be over her depression at having been cheated on by her low-life, inbred "Hey Y'all Is The Carnival...
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Funny story:  Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally Rubbed Off Her G-Spot

Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally Rubbed Off Her G-Spot

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sharon Osbourne was relaxing high in the Hollywood Hills in her and husband Ozzy's $9.3 million mansion Prince of Darkness Manor. Mrs. Osbourne was sipping on a Southern Comfort while reading the latest issue of The Rolling Stone...
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Funny story:  Martians land in New Orleans!

Martians land in New Orleans!

This evening, the Martians landed in New Orleans and had a long talk with authorities. They saw the oil slick from Mars and knew that disaster had struck. They immediately offered to remove all that nasty water from our sea of oil. "We were o...
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Funny story:  New Orleans Mayor Says "We Be Needin' Us A Damn Hurricane Ta Blow All Of Dis Effen Oil Shit Da Hell Outta Here Fa Shizzle My Nizzle!"

New Orleans Mayor Says "We Be Needin' Us A Damn Hurricane Ta Blow All Of Dis Effen Oil Shit Da Hell Outta Here Fa Shizzle My Nizzle!"

NEW ORLEANS - The mayor of New Orleans Tyrone "Bling Bling" Du Maupassant-Etouffee has said that the Gulf of Mexico BP oil mess has reached catastrophic proportions. He noted that the Louisiana alligator suitcase industry and the alligator shoe in...
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Funny story:  The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls

The New Orleans Hornets To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Balls

NEW ORLEANS -Gary Chouest, owner of the NBA New Orleans Saints has just announced at a corporate breakfast that he has decided to change the name of his basketball team. Chouest said that his team's recent 32-41 record is not the reason for his de...
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Funny story:  Oil Begins To Rain On New Orleans

Oil Begins To Rain On New Orleans

New Orleans, LA - A dark brown rain of petroleum is falling on New Orleans at this hour. Strange, brown clouds were observed in the sky at dawn. The clouds thickened and residents noticed a strong odor of crude oil a little later. Fat, oily drops...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
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