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Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Funny story: Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Donald Trump laid out his case for changing the name of New Mexico while he was campaigning in the state. Trump also had some harsh criticism for New Mexico Republican Governor Susana Martinez after she skipped his political rally in Albuquerque and...

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Stranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time

Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time

In this edition Stranger Than Truth, we go to Dinerton, New Mexico, where there is a reality that many never get to experience, from a time now since long gone... a place that lives in a different era and views the world around it with extreme disdain. Nathan Betman, Mayor of Dinerton, introduced us to it this way, "Civilization has gone to hell in nearly every aspect. People have now become mo...

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Gilbert Gottfried Found Living In A Rundown Trailer House In Arkansas

Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Found Living In A Rundown Trailer House In Arkansas

MAGNOLIA, Arkansas - Former comedian Gilbert Gottfried has said that he never realized that he could have been so dumb, so stupid, and so utterly ignorant as to try and make a joke out of the devastating Japanese tsunami of 2010. Gottfried's joke...

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Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

Funny story: Thousands of Arizona Gays and Lesbians Say They Will Move To New Mexico

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just approved a bill which will allow business merchants to prohibit gays and lesbians from entering their stores. As a result thousands of Arizona gay and lesbian residents have stated that they are getting read...

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New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

Funny story: New Mexico Is Complaining About All Of The Marijuana Smoke Floating Down From Colorado

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico. Salvador Ci...

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The State of New Mexico Is Making A Tremendous Change

Funny story: The State of New Mexico Is Making A Tremendous Change

SANTA FE, New Mexico - State Senator Rosie Wexwillow [R-Albuquerque] has spearheaded a movement that will make the biggest change in New Mexico history. The very attractive and recently divorced senator from Albuquerque informed the news media tha...

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Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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New Mexico Bans Piñatas

Funny story: New Mexico Bans Piñatas

SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19. For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...

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Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

Funny story: Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

RUIDOSO, New Mexico - A group of archaeologists from Delaware stumbled upon an interesting find just outside of the town of Ruidoso, which is noted for its Gila Monster Grilled Burritos. Kiki Lily Chillydutch, 21, with the Delaware group stated th...

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The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

Funny story: The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery. The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...

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New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

Funny story: New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

SILVER CITY, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Oddly enough, given the large number of guns and ammunition stores found in a gun shop, very few people have ever been shot in one, unless, of course, "they had it coming." Such was the case in this tiny New Mexico...

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Life In A Parallel Universe

Funny story: Life In A Parallel Universe

Scientists working at the National Radio Astronomy Observatory (known as the Very Large Array or VLA) near Magdelena, New Mexico called a news conference today to make a startling announcement. Following is a transcript: "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dr Ellie Arroway, chief scientist and spokesperson for the NRAO here in New Mexico. We've called you here today to announce an...

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Herman Cain Tells Gloria Allred He'll Double Her Fee If She Switches Over and Becomes His Lawyer

Funny story: Herman Cain Tells Gloria Allred He'll Double Her Fee If She Switches Over and Becomes His Lawyer

GALLUP, New Mexico - Herman Cain brought his GOP presidential campaign to Gallup, New Mexico, the town noted for being one of only three locations in the continental United States where the famous explorer Ponce De Leon believed the infamous Fountain...

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New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Refuses To Pardon Billy The Kid - And Adds "And I Ain't Kidding!"

Funny story: New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Refuses To Pardon Billy The Kid - And Adds "And I Ain't Kidding!"

SANTA FE, New Mexico - Sitting in the governor's mansion Casa Cactus, Governor Bill "The Pill" Richardson flat out refused to issue a state pardon for one of the most notorious outlaws to ever wreak havoc upon the American Wild West. Billy The Kid...

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Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

Funny story: Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

A gay man from New Mexico is in hot water with local parents after he visited a children's playground and allowed their children to play with his Toy Truck. Larry Sabu, 20, innocently approached the children and asked them if they wanted to see so...

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Las Cruces Extends Madrid Street Through Flood Plain and Earthen Dam

Funny story: Las Cruces Extends Madrid Street Through Flood Plain and Earthen Dam

Las Cruces, New Mexico has announced that the extended Madrid street will open next week. Madrid was extended from Fairbanks avenue, through a now demolished earthen dam, and across a flood plain. It will now connect with Triviz street and the city...

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Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Funny story: Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...

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New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

Funny story: New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

While most states have official state birds, state trees, state songs, or state mottos, New Mexico has now decided that they need an official state food. This new choice fits in well with the official state question ("Red or Green?") as it deals wit...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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