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Funny story:  Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

RUIDOSO, New Mexico - A group of archaeologists from Delaware stumbled upon an interesting find just outside of the town of Ruidoso, which is noted for its Gila Monster Grilled Burritos. Kiki Lily Chillydutch, 21, with the Delaware group stated th...
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Funny story:  The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

The World's Largest Swamp Discovered In New Mexico

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, New Mexico - A team of oil surveyors who were looking for a possible site for a pipe line which would bring oil from Mexico into the United States recently made an amazing discovery. The chief surveyor identified as Packwood...
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Funny story:  New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

New Mexico man shot during robbery, or by accident, or some damned how

SILVER CITY, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Oddly enough, given the large number of guns and ammunition stores found in a gun shop, very few people have ever been shot in one, unless, of course, "they had it coming." Such was the case in this tiny New Mexico...
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Funny story:  Life In A Parallel Universe

Life In A Parallel Universe

Scientists working at the National Radio Astronomy Observatory (known as the Very Large Array or VLA) near Magdelena, New Mexico called a news conference today to make a startling announcement. Following is a transcript: "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dr Ellie Arroway, chief scientist and spokesperson for the NRAO here in New Mexico. We've called you here today to announce an...
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Funny story:  Herman Cain Tells Gloria Allred He'll Double Her Fee If She Switches Over and Becomes His Lawyer

Herman Cain Tells Gloria Allred He'll Double Her Fee If She Switches Over and Becomes His Lawyer

GALLUP, New Mexico - Herman Cain brought his GOP presidential campaign to Gallup, New Mexico, the town noted for being one of only three locations in the continental United States where the famous explorer Ponce De Leon believed the infamous Fountain...
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Funny story:  New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Refuses To Pardon Billy The Kid - And Adds "And I Ain't Kidding!"

New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Refuses To Pardon Billy The Kid - And Adds "And I Ain't Kidding!"

SANTA FE, New Mexico - Sitting in the governor's mansion Casa Cactus, Governor Bill "The Pill" Richardson flat out refused to issue a state pardon for one of the most notorious outlaws to ever wreak havoc upon the American Wild West. Billy The Kid...
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Funny story:  Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

A gay man from New Mexico is in hot water with local parents after he visited a children's playground and allowed their children to play with his Toy Truck. Larry Sabu, 20, innocently approached the children and asked them if they wanted to see so...
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Funny story:  Las Cruces Extends Madrid Street Through Flood Plain and Earthen Dam

Las Cruces Extends Madrid Street Through Flood Plain and Earthen Dam

Las Cruces, New Mexico has announced that the extended Madrid street will open next week. Madrid was extended from Fairbanks avenue, through a now demolished earthen dam, and across a flood plain. It will now connect with Triviz street and the city...
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Funny story:  Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Rare Full Color 3-D Virgin Mary Sighting Confounds Experts

Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...
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Funny story:  New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

New Mexico Makes Green Chili Cheeseburgers Official State Food

While most states have official state birds, state trees, state songs, or state mottos, New Mexico has now decided that they need an official state food. This new choice fits in well with the official state question ("Red or Green?") as it deals wit...
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Funny story:  Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has announced plans to increase tax rates on several items in order to balance the state budget. The budget was balanced and the state had a surplus before Richardson took office, but is now in huge economic crisi...
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Funny story:  New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Signs Hispanic Education Act Into Law

New Mexico's Governor Bill Richardson Signs Hispanic Education Act Into Law

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, who has also served as a cabinet member and U.N. Ambassador and was a presidential candidate, has signed the Hispanic Education Act into law. Public Education Secretary Veronica Garcia said that "the act is neede...
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Funny story:  Spics reject Mick

Spics reject Mick

Taos, New Mexico - In this sleepy town of 5,000 potheads, new agers, spics, injuns, liberals and ne'er-do-wells, strode in a new Sheriff, this one who bought a run down hotel for 2 million, and thought it was his for having done so. Not so, shriek...
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Funny story:  The Armed Struggle for a United Mexico

The Armed Struggle for a United Mexico

A new money-raising organisation, U-Mex, has started in England with the aim of funding the groups fighting for a United Mexico. The organisation refuses to acknowledge the United States control of New Mexico, and says it will not rest until New Mex...
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Funny story:  Frito Bandito Resigns from Commerce Before Approval

Frito Bandito Resigns from Commerce Before Approval

New Mexico Governor with an old Mexico corruption charge, Frito Bandito Richardson has sought to save Obama from the embarrassment of another indicted democrat and an election contribution scandal. Apparently the high profile not so highly ethical go...
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Funny story:  Bill Richardson Tapped For Secretary of Commerce

Bill Richardson Tapped For Secretary of Commerce

When Gary Johnson was Governor of the State of New Mexico, the ecomony within the state was thriving. There was a balanced budget. There was no state debt. There was a state surplus. Shortly after his successor, Bill Richardson took over, he in...
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Funny story:  New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...
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Funny story:  The True, Really Important Election: Freshmen Class President

The True, Really Important Election: Freshmen Class President

My son is "campaigning" for office. In fact, he is running to be the president of his high school freshmen class at Onate High School in Las Cruces, New Mexico.
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