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Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...

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Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

Funny story: Tebow encouraged by friends not to live in the City, but instead in Holy Jersey

New York City - Tim Tebow is coming to New York and those close to him are already painting the City as Sodom and Gomorrah. Instead, Tebow is being advised to jump on Interstate-95 and head south to Jersey, home of such whole television dramas as The...

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A Bush in the Hand is Apparently Worth Two Birds

Funny story: A Bush in the Hand is Apparently Worth Two Birds

Reported cryptically by William Hempstead from Kingston Upon Thames, U.K., accountant and winner of the 2008 Twit of the Year Awards, a bush in the hand has indeed been found to be worth at least two birds. Traveling with other improperly dressed...

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NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

Funny story: NJ State Police Alerted after 4'2" Snooki Goes Missing in 6' Snow Drift Behind All Night Pizza Joint!

Frantic Fans of Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, joined in a frantic search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to 'take a leak' during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint. Friends with her...

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Jersey Shore Scandal: Springsteen Caught Doing Pushups Over Gym Partner! Can You Name THAT Tune?

Funny story: Jersey Shore Scandal: Springsteen Caught Doing Pushups Over Gym Partner! Can You Name THAT Tune?

More notoriety for the stomp and grope group known to inhabit the New Jersey shore as Rocker Bruce Springsteen is named as correspondent in a fiery divorce suit by jilted husband. A 45 year old redheaded mother of two was said to have become sm...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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