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Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Funny story: Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...

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New Jersey Legislature Reconsidering Bill That Provides Jobless Benefits to Ugly Hookers

Funny story: New Jersey Legislature Reconsidering Bill That Provides Jobless Benefits to Ugly Hookers

Trenton, NJ (Fox News): The New Jersey legislature has sent back to committee a bill that provides the opportunity for ugly hookers to apply for state jobless benefits. The bill, H6901, added "Ugly Hooker" to the list of occupations eligible to a...

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Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Funny story: Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.

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Christie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver

Funny story: Christie Lists NJ Mansion on Airbnb, Becomes an Uber Driver

Trenton, NJ - After the great "purge" of NJ Governor Chris Christie and his cronies from Donald Trump's presidential transition team, Christie has started his new career as an Uber driver. Originally Christie hoped for the vice presidential nod, a...

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Jersey Jail Full of Men Who Look Like Ahmad Khan Rahami

NEW JERSEY-After receiving the call of a deeply disturbed woman claiming there were "a group of Muslims" outside her house, the Atlantic City police arrested all five of the perpetrators, stating they "looked like Ahmad Khan Rahami," a suspect in the...

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The Bear Who Walks Upright: First Interview

Funny story: The Bear Who Walks Upright: First Interview

A unique bear in New Jersey (people call him "Pedals") has made headlines doing something that humans do all the time: walking upright. Having two maimed front legs, the bear walks on his back legs, appearing to be, well, almost human. Some people pity him and think he should be captured and sent to a wildlife sanctuary. Others advise a "no interference" policy. The bear claims that his name is...

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Faded NJ Republican Star Looks to Shine a Little Brighter

Funny story: Faded NJ Republican Star Looks to Shine a Little Brighter

Chris Christie A Faded New Jersey Republican Star attempts to shine brighter by switching his focus. He is now campaigning for The 2016 Democratic Presidential Nomination. Christie's staff released a statement earlier today " With Hilary being th...

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New Jersey Considers

The state of New Jersey has been in a declining economic situation for some time. The gaming industry has fallen on hard times, jobs are still moving overseas, and the effects of storm Sandy are still being felt. Budget cuts are a large factor in...

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Chris Christie Announces Bid for President Presidentie

Funny story: Chris Christie Announces Bid for President Presidentie

This week, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced that he will seek the Republican nomination for president presidentie in the 2016 election. Christie told a group of supporters in his hometown of Livingston, New Jersey, that he feels he has...

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Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot

Funny story: Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot

Livingston, NJ - On Tuesday, infamous New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, finally announced to America that he will indeed be running for the highest office in the land - and he did it underneath the football goal that was once the site of the bigge...

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NAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!

Funny story: NAACP's Rachel Dolezal & John Boehner To Open A Chain Of Tanning Salons!

Washington, DC - Disgraced NAACP leader, Rachel Dolezal, who was fired last month for being a secret whitey, didn't take long to get her life heading in a newish direction. It turns out that she quickly found an equally-minded friend in John Boehner,...

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Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

Funny story: Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Meteorologists in the Garden State of New Jersey report that watermelon sized hail pounded the city of Hackensack for 17 minutes. Luckily for the citizens of the city, the hailstorm hit at 2:39 am and there were no reporte...

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Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

Funny story: Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me." As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women wo...

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Governor Chris Christie Sets A GOP Fundraising Record Thanks To Some Sexy Surprises

Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Sets A GOP Fundraising Record Thanks To Some Sexy Surprises

NEWARK, New Jersey - The happy, rotund governor of New Jersey Chris Christie has been having a bit of a difficult time lately due to situations regarding that bridge lane closure mess, the Hurricane Sandy funds issue, and the missing 215 Butterball t...

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China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year

Funny story: China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year

HONG KONG - The republic of China, in its neverending quest to find ways to save money, has just hit upon an excellent idea. They have decided that they will stop printing Chinese phone books in order to save billions of dollars a year. A repre...

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Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...

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U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

Funny story: U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...

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Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...

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