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Funny story: Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me." As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women wo...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Sets A GOP Fundraising Record Thanks To Some Sexy Surprises

Governor Chris Christie Sets A GOP Fundraising Record Thanks To Some Sexy Surprises

NEWARK, New Jersey - The happy, rotund governor of New Jersey Chris Christie has been having a bit of a difficult time lately due to situations regarding that bridge lane closure mess, the Hurricane Sandy funds issue, and the missing 215 Butterball t...
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Funny story: China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year

China Discovers A Simple Way To Save Billions of Dollars A Year

HONG KONG - The republic of China, in its neverending quest to find ways to save money, has just hit upon an excellent idea. They have decided that they will stop printing Chinese phone books in order to save billions of dollars a year. A repre...
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Funny story: Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...
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Funny story: U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...
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Funny story: Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Special to TPN - Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday, January 21. "The governor has worke...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he should go on the offensive by waging a war that h...
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Funny story: Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...
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Funny story: Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

According to a spokesperson for Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the candidate for the 016 presidential election is sleeping less while consuming more bedside emergency oatmeal cookies than usual during long wakeful periods. The George Washi...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...
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Funny story: Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Special to TPN - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey will be competing in the New York City Marathon to be held on November 2, 2014. Contrary to rumor, all lanes will be open on the Verrazano Bridge section of the course, but the center lane will b...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

Governor Chris Christie Says He'll Run In 2016 And He'll Kick Sarah Palin's Puss All The Way Back To Alaska

PARAMUS, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it perfectly clear that he wants to be the Republican presidential nominee in 2016. The popular New Jersey governor recently sat down with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine at a local Burger...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

Governor Chris Christie Says He May End Up Forming His Own Political Party

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie says he is bound and determined to get the 100-pound liposuction he has been talking about. He told American Spotlight Magazine that he knows he can do it because he is a New Jerseyan and New Jerseyan'...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Considering Getting A 100-Pound Liposuction

Governor Chris Christie Considering Getting A 100-Pound Liposuction

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie has made it clear that he has his eyes focused on being the Republican candidate in the 2016 presidential race. The rotund governor recently appeared on The View and he was asked by Barbara Walters if...
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Funny story: Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

(Atlantic City, NJ) - Following on the heels of the recent Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City, a criminal now known as the Ninja Bitch Slapper has been attacking men in the night. While there have been no serious injuries, victims of the Ninj...
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Funny story: New Jersey Governor Signs Nation's First Anti-Wimp Bill

New Jersey Governor Signs Nation's First Anti-Wimp Bill

(Trenton, New Jersey) - In an effort to bolster spirits and assist victims of Hurricane Sandy, Governor Chris Christie signed the state's first Anti-Wimp Bill. Christie said the bill was passed in an effort to "give New Jersey residents some spine."...
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