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Trump promises to 'make it interesting' if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire.

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump is promising to 'make it interesting' and campaign shirtless if he doesn't do well in New Hampshire and has said he's prepared to go 'all the way' if necessary in the lead up to Super Tuesday. Throwing fistfuls...

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U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

Funny story: U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...

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New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

Funny story: New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...

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Donald Trump Purchases New Hampshire: Calls Off Debate And Election Primary

Funny story: Donald Trump Purchases New Hampshire: Calls Off Debate And Election Primary

NEW YORK - Eccentric billionaire Don Trump, disgusted with the outcome of the Iowa caucus and the quality of the GOP candidates currently contesting for the opportunity to run against President Barack Obama, announced today that he had closed escrow...

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Republicans Erecting Large Wet Paper Bag For New Hampshire Debate

Funny story: Republicans Erecting Large Wet Paper Bag For New Hampshire Debate

Here in New Hampsire Republicans are taking serious the old adage of "beat your way out of a wet paper bag". Promoters are billing this the Wet Paper Bag Debate, and will be watching closely to see if any of the candidates do indeed manage to beat th...

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Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Funny story: Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV. Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...

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Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Funny story: Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.

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Hampshire Worker In Shock At Superior's Antics

Funny story: Hampshire Worker In Shock At Superior's Antics

An unidentified worker from a leading Hampshire optical device manufacturer today expressed his dismay at the over the top antics of his team leader. Roy McFarlane, 50, of Fareham said: 'It all started when Rina asked us to go into the changing ar...

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Finally, the Truth about the New Hampshire Polls

Funny story: Finally, the Truth about the New Hampshire Polls

It seems that an eon has passed since the pollsters and many of the pundits were bollixed by the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Before the primary, polls (and plenty of pundits) shouted that Obama would win-and probably by a significant amount.

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Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

Funny story: Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

There were rumors about the New Hampshire voting technology before the primary, and when Hillary Clinton won after being polled twelve points behind by her own people, curious minds, without dandruff, started scratching their collective heads.

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Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Funny story: Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was riding high into New Hampshire, confident of repeating his Iowa victory over Hillary Clinton. "I'm young, I'm black, I'm articulate, I'm telegenic, I'm minimally qualified. How can I not beat the bitch again?...

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Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

Funny story: Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!...

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Senator Barack Obama's Waltersloo

Funny story: Senator Barack Obama's Waltersloo

Just before Iowa's, January 3rd Caucus and the January 8th New Hampshire Primary, part of an interview transcript between ABC Television's Barbara Walters and Senator Barack Obama has surfaced. Its authenticity can't be verified and neither ABC nor the Obama Presidential campaign is commenting, if or when the interview took place. Anonymous sources in the Clinton camp say the intervi...

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Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

Funny story: Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.

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Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.

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Al Qaeda Orders New Hampshire License Plates

Funny story: Al Qaeda Orders New Hampshire License Plates

Concord -- According to an anonymous state official the New Hampshire Division of Motor Vehicles received an order for 1000 of their "Live Free or Die" license plates from Al-Qaeda, intended for usage on vehicles slated for use in car and...

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Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Funny story: Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Democratic front-runner John Kerry, and challenger Howard Dean have launched a joint legal challenge to the Tuesday New Hampshire Primary results.  As reported

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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