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Funny story: New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

New Hampshire To Release 13,000 Hard Core Prisoners Due To Overcrowding

CONCORD, New Hampshire - The New Hampshire Penal Bureau has issued a statement that it is working out the details in which 13,000 hard core prisoners will be released. NHPB Spokesperson Jefferson Tinpintootle told the news media that the state can...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Purchases New Hampshire: Calls Off Debate And Election Primary

Donald Trump Purchases New Hampshire: Calls Off Debate And Election Primary

NEW YORK - Eccentric billionaire Don Trump, disgusted with the outcome of the Iowa caucus and the quality of the GOP candidates currently contesting for the opportunity to run against President Barack Obama, announced today that he had closed escrow...
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Funny story: Republicans Erecting Large Wet Paper Bag For New Hampshire Debate

Republicans Erecting Large Wet Paper Bag For New Hampshire Debate

Here in New Hampsire Republicans are taking serious the old adage of "beat your way out of a wet paper bag". Promoters are billing this the Wet Paper Bag Debate, and will be watching closely to see if any of the candidates do indeed manage to beat th...
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Funny story: Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Life-sized toy Tiger Woods 'menaces' Hampshire

Hedge End, Hants - Early reports indicated the beast had been seen 'lying near some Bushes' beside a smashed-up SUV. Luckily police choppers tracked it down amid a breakout of local mass hysteria about a 'club-wielding Elin Nordegren lookalike' pr...
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Funny story: Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Dubai Interests Buy Up NH Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!

Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to start drilling for oil and natural gas immediately.
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Funny story: Hampshire Worker In Shock At Superior's Antics

Hampshire Worker In Shock At Superior's Antics

An unidentified worker from a leading Hampshire optical device manufacturer today expressed his dismay at the over the top antics of his team leader. Roy McFarlane, 50, of Fareham said: 'It all started when Rina asked us to go into the changing ar...
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Funny story: Finally, the Truth about the New Hampshire Polls

Finally, the Truth about the New Hampshire Polls

It seems that an eon has passed since the pollsters and many of the pundits were bollixed by the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Before the primary, polls (and plenty of pundits) shouted that Obama would win-and probably by a significant amount.
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Funny story: Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

Hacking The New Hampshire Primary

There were rumors about the New Hampshire voting technology before the primary, and when Hillary Clinton won after being polled twelve points behind by her own people, curious minds, without dandruff, started scratching their collective heads.
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Funny story: Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was riding high into New Hampshire, confident of repeating his Iowa victory over Hillary Clinton. "I'm young, I'm black, I'm articulate, I'm telegenic, I'm minimally qualified. How can I not beat the bitch again?...
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

Illegal Aliens put McCain on Top in New Hampshire

John McCain successfully bused in enough illegal aliens from neighboring states to win the New Hampshire primary. He has already sent them down the road to Michigan for a second round. "Romney hasn't seen anything yet, we got a convoy going!...
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Funny story: Senator Barack Obama's Waltersloo

Senator Barack Obama's Waltersloo

Just before Iowa's, January 3rd Caucus and the January 8th New Hampshire Primary, part of an interview transcript between ABC Television's Barbara Walters and Senator Barack Obama has surfaced. Its authenticity can't be verified and neither ABC nor the Obama Presidential campaign is commenting, if or when the interview took place. Anonymous sources in the Clinton camp say the intervi...
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Funny story: Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

Travel Restrictions to Affect Republican Officials, Says Pelosi

A Republican amendment to an appropriations bill, added by Iowa Representative Steve King, would forbid the use of government funds for officials traveling to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria or North Korea.
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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Orders New Hampshire License Plates

Al Qaeda Orders New Hampshire License Plates

Concord -- According to an anonymous state official the New Hampshire Division of Motor Vehicles received an order for 1000 of their "Live Free or Die" license plates from Al-Qaeda, intended for usage on vehicles slated for use in car and...
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Funny story: Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Democratic front-runner John Kerry, and challenger Howard Dean have launched a joint legal challenge to the Tuesday New Hampshire Primary results.  As reported
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Funny story: New Hampshire Primary Mistakenly "Won" by Bob The Builder

New Hampshire Primary Mistakenly "Won" by Bob The Builder

In what can only be described as the mother of all administrative errors, a mix up in the New Hampshire State's Attorney General's Office, caused the votes of primary goers throughout new Hampshire to be invalidated, while results of a grade sch...
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Funny story: Howard Dean was in "In The Line Of Fire"

Howard Dean was in "In The Line Of Fire"

New Hampshire- In a last ditch effort to re-launch his campaign after his dreary performance in the Iowan caucuses, Mr. Howard Dean revealed that he was in the movie "In the Line of Fire" starring Clint Eastwood.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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