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Funny story: Katy Perry Spent a lot Of Time Contemplating Just What Her Super Bowl Act Would Be

Katy Perry Spent a lot Of Time Contemplating Just What Her Super Bowl Act Would Be

Katy Perry spent a lot of time considering what she would do for the Super Bowl. "Maybe I should do a French Kiss with another superstar like Brittany Spears and Madonna did. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be available for that? Or should I do an underwear-less limo exit like Brittany did that one time? That got a lot of coverage." Katy Perry with monkeyA lot of money and concern is spent by pe...
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Funny story: Indianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says

Indianapolis coach's explanation "not convincing," Science Guy says

Bill Nigh, the Science Guy, a die-hard Indianapolis Dolts fan, hypothesizes that the explanation of the New England Playoffs coach, Bill Bellyache, that global warming is the cause of his team's under-inflated balls is "dubious at best." Climate...
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Funny story: NFL commissioner reveals email that started inflategate investigation

NFL commissioner reveals email that started inflategate investigation

New York City, NY. - NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell, explained today that his investigation into ball pressure was sparked by an email. "I was at the stadium watching the game and dodging calls from Terrell Owens, then I received a mysterious em...
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Funny story: Misunderstood Practice of Siphoning Air From Footballs To Genitals Gets Patriots Into Trouble

Misunderstood Practice of Siphoning Air From Footballs To Genitals Gets Patriots Into Trouble

The New England Patriots have been wrongfully accused of trying to cheat the team reports. In what has ridiculously been dubbed "Deflate gate" the team has been accused of deflating the footballs after referee inspections to make them easier to...
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Funny story: Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Foxborough, MA - During Friday's post-practice interview, Patriot's head coach, Bill Belichick stated that he would "bet my hoodie that we take home the AFC championship this year." These are strong words from a reserved coach who has coached th...
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Funny story: 31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- An under-reported proposal at the 2014 annual Owners Meetings was overwhelmingly struck down, with 31 teams voting "Nay". There were zero "Yay's"; The New England Patriots abstained. Even the Denver Broncos ownership voted again...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has gone on record as saying that he is tired of his team finishing 8-8 for the last three years. Jones remarked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has spent billions...
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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...
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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...
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Funny story: Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

Tom Brady: I May Be Greatest Quarterback Ever

In a modest statement from Tom Brady, he says he may well be the greatest ever at his NFL position. Most people think Brady is still upset at being fined $10,000 for kicking a Baltimore Ravens player. "These guys go beyond trying to defeat you...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

The New England Patriots Fall To The Miami Dolphins 24-20

MIAMI - Sun Life Stadium was rocking and rolling as the home town Miami Dolphins defeated Tom Brady and The New England Patriots by a score of 24-20 in beautiful weather. The Pats were handed their 4th defeat of the season and are now 10-4, while...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...
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Funny story: Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31. Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzar...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Carolina Panthers proved to be not so gracious hosts to the thrill and excitement of the home town fans as they beat The New England Patriots 24-20. A visibly shook up Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could be seen hu...
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Funny story: The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachcusetts - It is no secret that the New England Patriots organization has been quite embarrassed at the off-the-field antics of tight end Rob Gronkowski. An inside source spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and s...
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Funny story: The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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