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Funny story:  The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats. The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow...
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Funny story:  The Gospel According to the New England Patriots & Tim Tebow

The Gospel According to the New England Patriots & Tim Tebow

Christmas has come early for the Patriots, Josh McDaniels, Tom Brady, and Gronk. The Patriots have made another leap of faith. Not since they brought on Chad Ochocinco have we seen such blind faith, hope, and courage, signed on the dotted line.
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Funny story:  White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

White Smoke from the Patriots on Tim Tebow

The word out of Foxboro lately is white smoke. Cardinal Bill Belichick is leading the conclave, and he has chosen to elect Tim Tebow to the team. Tebow was never a serious contender for the Patriots' big job, which is tied up for the foreseeable f...
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Funny story:  Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Father Bill Belichick Runs Patriots Version of Boys Town

Alonzo Dennard, wayward boy of the New England Patriots, has been sentenced to serve thirty days in Nebraska at Boys Town Prison. Since he usually spends his time at Father Bill Belichick's home for wayward youth, this will be a piece of cake.
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Funny story:  Wes Welker's Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line

Wes Welker's Mini-Me Signs on the Dotted Line

In an offseason when the New England Patriots looked like a gutted fish, they surprised a few free agents by re-signing Julian Edelman. Known as a poor man's Wes Welker, he had a short one game run as the alleged replacement of Welker. By starting...
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Funny story:  Gronk Infected but not Contagious

Gronk Infected but not Contagious

With medical and personal privacy no longer in operation among New England fans, inquiring minds are demanding to know whether Rob Gronkowski has become a pariah. Reports from unknown sources are circulating that the big tight end and superstar da...
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Funny story:  Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

Belichick's Latest Spying Scandal on Patriots' Wives

With the accusation by former Patriot Ted Johnson in regard to the wife of Vince Wilfork, informants now reveal that all Coach Bill Belichick's personnel decisions are based on the players' wives. Ted Johnson, now a Houston Texan analyst and beaut...
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Funny story:  Ex-New England Patriots Player Ted Johnson Just Named The Most Hated Man In America

Ex-New England Patriots Player Ted Johnson Just Named The Most Hated Man In America

HOUSTON - Radio talk show host Ted Johnson has just shown everyone that he is nothing but a pompous creep after he made an extremely uncalled for remark on his radio show. Johnson, who once played for the New England Patriots, was asked which NFL...
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Funny story:  Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive

Patriots and Owner Kraft Go On Defensive

In a shocking revelation, owner Robert Kraft, billionaire businessman running the New England Patriots, told an assembled media group that he does not take orders from Tom Brady. Apparently, some fans were operating under the belief system that th...
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Funny story:  Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - Several citizens of Denver have reported seeing Mr. and Mrs. Wes Welker and they said they looked like a couple of newlyweds laughing, giggling, and cheering now that Wes is no longer a New England Patriot. The Welker's were interviewed b...
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Funny story:  Clothes Break the Man; Hanging Up That Welker Jersey

Clothes Break the Man; Hanging Up That Welker Jersey

FOXBORO, MA--- For those whose home has foreclosed and whose stock market investments have plummeted over a decade, the worst investment news came this week. Your clothing is now trash. You may be wearing a jersey that makes you a laughstock an...
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Funny story:  Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Life Without Welker Muddles On for the Patriots

Now that Wes Welker won't be carrying Tom Brady next season, we may be looking at the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. For six years Tom Brady has been on the downslide. Time after time he could not find any other receivers. He w...
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Funny story:  Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...
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Funny story:  Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

DENVER - Anna Welker wasted no time catching a flight with her hubby former New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker and flying out to their new home town the Rocky Mountain city of Denver. After talks with the New England ownership failed t...
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Funny story:  Wes Welker Named Pope of Gillette Stadium

Wes Welker Named Pope of Gillette Stadium

VATICAN CITY, FOXBORO - Like the poster of Uncle Sam pointing out at you, saying: "I want you," for service to the country, Patriots owner Robert Kraft told media, "We want Wes." Yes, they really do. Kraft hopes Welker will remain a Patriot for l...
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Funny story:  Wes Welker Plays the Price is Right

Wes Welker Plays the Price is Right

Sequestration seems to be a fancy way of talking about an NFL franchise tag. With official government sources running about like the proverbial headless chicken, New England Patriots seem overwhelmed by the high price of tagging. For the first tim...
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Funny story:  Revolving Door on Brandon Lloyd, Caught in the Turnstile

Revolving Door on Brandon Lloyd, Caught in the Turnstile

At long last there are negative reports on Brandon Lloyd of the Patriots. Now the buzz has developed into a low murmur that states he is disliked by everyone. Well, we expected that anyone who took Ochocinco's number was asking for trouble. To put...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Agrees to Stay in New England with Kevin Garnett

Tom Brady Agrees to Stay in New England with Kevin Garnett

COLD NEW ENGLAND: Tom Brady has just lowered the bar for all overpaid quarterbacks in the NFL. By accepting a contract extension for peanuts with the Patriots, Tom has given them enough wiggle room to sign Wes Welker and Aqib Talib. Brady does...
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