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The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

Funny story: The Atlantic Ocean Will Run Out of Tuna Fish By March 1, 2014

PROVINCETOWN, Massachusetts - The New England Department of Fishing has just issued a statement dealing with the East Coast fishing industry. NED of F Assistant Director of Operations Blumenthal H. Persimmon, 49, has said that according to predict...

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Soup is Funny

Funny story: Soup is Funny

Soup is funny. It's not really a main course, but it's not a side dish either because it's mostly made of water. I find soup to be the most watery of foods. There are soup that have beans in them, but they're not bean-dishes. Conversely, there are bean-dishes that are very soupy, but they're not soup. Some people put bread in their soup, while others put soup in their bread. To me it's arbi...

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Alaska and New England to be sold

Funny story: Alaska and New England to be sold

In a surprise move this morning, President Barak Obama announced that because of the recession, Alaska and New England were to be sold. Alaska was bought from the Russians in 1865 for $71million, so is probably worth over $1billion now (without Sarah...

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New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

Funny story: New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...

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Small New England town invaded by trolls

Funny story: Small New England town invaded by trolls

VERMONT, St. Vernon, a small town nestled in the hills of southern Vermont has been invaded by a army of extremely aggressive trolls.

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