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Funny story: Michael Jackson Homicide Investigation Could Destroy Jacko Image Forever

Michael Jackson Homicide Investigation Could Destroy Jacko Image Forever

Observers here in the UK have been voicing concerns about the wisdom of US law enforcement officers pursuing Jackson aides regarding the illegal procurement of prescription drugs by allowing their names to be used on prescriptions which were being pr...
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Funny story: Andy Murray supporters takeover Neverland

Andy Murray supporters takeover Neverland

In breaking news, Andy Murray is God supporters have launched an unprecedented invasion of Michael Jackson's former home, Neverland. The northern Californian property was breached by a human battering ram of some 20 000 rabid Andy Murray fanatics...
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Funny story: President Manuel Zelaya's Trip To Neverland

President Manuel Zelaya's Trip To Neverland

Tegucigalpa, Honduras - It would seem almost inevitable that, when President Manuela Zelaya of Honduras was forcefully escorted from his residence in his pajamas and pushed into exile, he would end up in his own private 'Neverland' - this occurring t...
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Funny story: OctuMom Buys Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

OctuMom Buys Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

SANTA BARBARA COUNTY, California - OctuMom's financial company OctuMoney has purchased the sprawling 2,800 acre Neverland Ranch. Reports are that OctuMoney secured a $36.6 million loan from El Banco de Cancun located in Beverly Hills. There are un...
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Funny story: North Korea Takes Aim at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

North Korea Takes Aim at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

HOLLYWOOD: It has been brought to our attention that North Korea may be preparing to move it's missle carrying ship to the southern coast of California. Their newest target? Neverland Ranch, former home and playground of the late pop star, Michael...
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Funny story: Jacko claimed for Neverland on Parliamentary expenses

Jacko claimed for Neverland on Parliamentary expenses

Following the recent revelations about MP's claims for moats and duck houses, it was revealed yesterday that former King of Pop, singer Michael Jackson was under investigation by the parliamentary ombudsmen over claims relating to his second hom...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Leaves Everything To Macaulay Culkin

Michael Jackson Leaves Everything To Macaulay Culkin

HOLLYWOOD - Michael Jackson's lawyer Erasmus Rainmaster has said that Mr. Jackson left everything to his long time friend and Neverland pal Macaulay Culkin. The 28-year-old Culkin who starred in the 1990 blockbuster movie Home Alone was vacationin...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.
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Funny story: Peter Pan:"I am finally able to get Neverland back!"

Peter Pan:"I am finally able to get Neverland back!"

Much in the way that Michael Jackson had 'stolen' the Beatles out from under Paul McCartney, he had done the same to Peter Pan. In a savvy and brutal business manuever several years ago, Michael Jackson stole Neverland. He did this to his clo...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Sell Neverland

Michael Jackson To Sell Neverland

Michael Jackson, the failed pop star and suspected paedophile monster, is to auction-off his entire Neverland estate, estimated at $250million, to clear a debt he owes on the property.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.
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Funny story: UN Report Claims Neverland Ranch is World's Best Place to be a Child

UN Report Claims Neverland Ranch is World's Best Place to be a Child

There has been widespread shock at the results of a study by the United Nations Children's Fund which has named Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch as the best place in the world to be a child, narrowly beating Toytown and well above the US or...
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Funny story: Bank Repo's Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

Bank Repo's Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

Normally a bank FORECLOSES on a property but in the case of Neverland Ranch the bank is REPOSSESSING the property, brick by brick.
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Funny story: Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.

Jackson's Neverland Ranch House Demolished.

MICHAEL Jackson's Neverland Ranch House where he molested underaged boys on multiple instances has finally been demolished. Every other part of the ranch will remain. The pop singer's home was pulled down by bulldozers in just 35 minutes. It wa...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson: "There's nothing wrong with molesting children!"

Michael Jackson: "There's nothing wrong with molesting children!"

NEVERLAND (AP) Following up on comments Michael Jackson made about there being nothing sexual about sleeping with young boys, the King of Pop declared, "There's nothing wrong with molesting children! When I touch a young boy's genitals, I am letting...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Run For President

Michael Jackson To Run For President

Neverland Ranch, CA - Michael Jackson officially announced his candidacy for the office of the US President today.
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Funny story: McJacko

McJacko

NEVERLAND, CA - Police searching Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch have stumbled upon more shocking news concerning the star's fondness for children.
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Funny story: Jackson clones discovered in Neverland

Jackson clones discovered in Neverland

Investigators today uncovered a hidden laboratory underneath Michael Jacksons bizzare fun palace, Neverland.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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