CARSON CITY, Nevada - The Nevada State Legislature has just voted to ban the cosmetic practice of botoxing.
Senator Leelo Henrietta Faltenskyler, 51, who spearheaded the bill, expressed the fact that after much deliberation a vote was taken and th...
MOON LIGHT BUNNY RANCH, Nevada (ABSNN) - Dennis Hof, owner of a legal, Nevada brothel, told reporters today that Tiger Woods' porn-star mistress Number 8, Joslyn James, would work "for one week only," at his thriving Moon Light Bunny Ranch. Ms. Jame...
NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
FALON NV (ABSNN) - "The teacher said I had to masturbate to pass his class," said WNC sophomore, Imanice Gurl, a 19-year-old who lives with her mother.
"Momma says it's wrong to play with myself. I really don't know how. I guess I learn, though,...
NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf.
Dr. Doug...
In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy.
"The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares:
Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...
Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman.
In a short statement, he said,
"Mitt is the...
Nevada: Mitt-in-the-mouth Romney blames the differing policies of his numerous Superpacks for confusing him, and that is why his public gaffs are being debated in all the media. There are billions of dollars being spent by groups of his friends to sh...
Senator Harry Reid announced today that if his state does not reelect him to the Senate, he will do everything in his power to outlaw gambling in Nevada. He stated further, "If Nancy loses her Speakers position, she is going to resign from the House,...
Senator Harry Reid announced today that if his state does not re-elect him to the Senate, he will do everything in his power to outlaw gambling in Nevada. He stated further, "If Nancy loses her Speakers position, she is going to resign from the House...
Armpit NV: The Tea Party Gang led by "Palin the Rogue" rode into town looking for trouble. She was packing a pair of 45s, guns that is, and the gang was spoiling for a fight!
Sherriff Obama's Deputy "Sneaky Harry Reid" met the gang in front of...
Thousand of unemployed construction and casino workers are beating feet, and a trail, to Beatty, Nevada, after the way was cleared to start hiring male prostitutes at the 'Shady Lady Ranch."
"We can't seem to handle the load," said Director of Hum...
Following the press release confirming that prominent Nevada anthropologist, Doctor Diane J Poor Phd, had discovered a 'Goat Girl' this Spoof Reporting team decamped immediately for the Nevada desert, with little or no idea where exactly we were head...
The town of Madness, Nevada had a awful surprise this week when the Sheriff logged on to Youtube. In the highlights section was madness combat 3 (it's quite good actually) which showed him in combat with an unknown terrorist and Jesus, in a cartoon f...
RENO, Nevada - One of Nevada's most famous prostitutes, Lolita de Libido, has just celebrated a combination birthday party and retirement party.
Miss de Libido, 50, was given a surprise birthday party and retirement party by her co-workers, frien...
'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...
The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.