NEW YAWK - Whatever letters of the alphabet they use to identify themselves, TV networks have suffered sharp declines in audience for their news programs, as more and more couch potatoes tune out.
Network executives' responses have been predictabl...
Laura Preston of Old Oak, Missouri, had no idea what soul-crushing deal she would be solidifying when she prompted six-year-old retriever, Roxie, for a paw last Friday night.
"I always ask Roxie to shake before I take out the dry food," said Prest...
Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business.
"We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed.
For years now, people have feasted their eyes to the sky and have asked The Lord to come back to this earth in hopes for a better future. I'm sure god said to his people that he did not feel that the time is ready, so he sent a piece of fortune that would help them…"forget about it."
"I have a Netflix account" is such an effortless sentence. Saying something more like "I hold before me the powe...
DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
CALIFORNIA - In what people are calling the most shocking revelation known to mail order products and services, the United States Post Office has reported that Netflix has just canceled its subscription to itself.
Post Office employee Jack Ripper...
CUPERTINO - In an attempt to restore public trust, shareholders have agreed to send Netflix CEO Reed Hastings to elementary school all over again. His project is to start a 2nd grade math club after school for about one hour with needy students. Shar...
LOS GATOS, Calif.--Only in America can someone who has seriously screwed up a company in the last three months put a spin on things and get even richer.
Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings, whose sanity many have questioned in recent months, has released a...
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