As well as doubling the number of characters that can be used in a tweet, Twitter has decided to change some of its colour as well.
Mr Amstrad from Twitter said: "We have had a number of complaints from a few overly-sensitive types. You know, they...
Headset wearing reporters falling over and getting motion sickness are soon to be filling our screens as Virtual reality or VR for short or Alternate reality software encoding or A.R.S.E to use the acronyms so favoured by nerds.
The bulky heavy he...
Elmer Godfrey had one of his best/worst dates ever Saturday night according to his friend and fellow worker, Elliot Beasley.
As the early birds gathered around the water cooler fibbing about their great weekends, Elliot told his fellow workers abo...
Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville.
The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...
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