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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Nelson Mandela Memorial Attendance Cost Nation Over $M For President To Attend

Although most people believe that President Obama should have gone to the Nelson Mandela Memorial, they had no idea that every time he goes overseas, even for a vacation, it costs taxpayers millions of dollars. Everyone is entitled to take vacatio...
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Funny story: 'Fake' Mandela memorial interpreter fully booked for funerals including Pope Benedict, George Bush Sr and Queen Elizabeth: reports

'Fake' Mandela memorial interpreter fully booked for funerals including Pope Benedict, George Bush Sr and Queen Elizabeth: reports

New York - Commenting on his forward bookings diary for 2014 a New York PR company representing South African 'fake' signer Thamsanqa Jantjie said today their client had already accepted hundreds of provisional appearance dates all over the world:...
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Funny story: Philip Wants Mandela Type Farewell

Philip Wants Mandela Type Farewell

In a statement from Buckingham Palace Prince Philip has outlined his desired funeral arrangements. 'I feel so like the South African leader Nelson Mandela, who has recently died' the statement begins 'We have both reached a similar age, Mandela sp...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham to be renamed Nelson Mandela Nelson Mandela Flats

The World famous fictitious Nelson Mandela Flats in Peckham, London are controversially to be double dedicated to Nelson Mandela. Made famous by the British Sitcom, "Only Fools and Horse Work" which is full of irony jokes, starring David Jason and...
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Funny story: China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

China To Honor Nelson Mandela By Putting His Likeness On A Commemorative Postage Stamp

HONG KONG, China - South African President Nelson Mandela always talked about how much he enjoyed visiting China and eating the best egg rolls in the world. He got to where he could use the chopsticks just as good as any Chinese citizen. He was so...
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Funny story: England Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela

England Is Considering Renaming Piccadilly Square In Honor Of President Mandela

LONDON - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that England will be honoring President Nelson Mandela who once said that he would rather walk in the London fog that sit in the Saigon smog. TBN's Neville Twickenbuck stat...
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Funny story: New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

New York City May Be Renaming Central Park President Nelson Mandela Park

NEW YORK CITY - There is a widespread movement in the city of New York to honor the late president of South Africa Nelson Mandela by naming Central Park in his honor. Several council members have asked that the mayor consider making the necessary...
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Funny story: Fears Al-Shabab-Kebab's White Widow terrorist may disrupt Mandela's burial on Sunday

Fears Al-Shabab-Kebab's White Widow terrorist may disrupt Mandela's burial on Sunday

South Africa - CIA snoopers monitoring internet chatter sourced to assorted Scareforce One planes ferrying international VIPs to Tuesday's Mandela Memorial Service may have stumbled upon a 'contrail of terror slime' connected to Brit fugitive from ju...
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Funny story: Top of the Mandela-Tribute Pops

Top of the Mandela-Tribute Pops

Greetings pop pickers. What follows is a chart rundown of the most used soundbites of which politicians, attempting to outdo each other with, and EVERY media outlet, attempting to shape our opinions with, have utilised in their gushing application of Sainthood to a man who never wanted to be considered a saint because he and no one is. He was however, a great man. (d'oh) 10. Great Man 9. Ma...
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Funny story: President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

President Obama Caught Playing Footsie With Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Reports coming out of Johannesburg are that Michelle Obama is not a happy camper. It seems that during the memorial proceedings for President Nelson Mandela the American first lady happened to notice that her husband a...
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Funny story: President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

President Obama Greets Cuban President Raul Castro With A Chest Bump

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - FNB Stadium, sight of President Nelson Mandela's memorial eulogy, had plenty of empty seats but one individual was prohibited from entering. North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un showed up but he was turned away at the gate...
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Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela to be buried in portions to give everyone a chance to attend funeral

Nelson Mandela is to be buried in 365 separate "portions" to enable well wishers to each have a chance to attend his sell-out funerals. Advertising slots for the year long T.V. funeral coverage have been fully booked since before he died. Merchandisi...
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Funny story: The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

The U.S. Treasury Department Will Put Nelson Mandela's Likeness On A New U.S. Dime

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he has given his approval for the United States Treasury Department to go ahead with plans to make a brand new dime with the likeness of South African President Nelson Mandela on it. Presently President...
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Funny story: Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

Macon, Georgia Could Become Mandela, Georgia

MACON, Georgia - Many residents of this central Georgia city located on the banks of the Ocmulgee River have expressed that they would favor the city's name being changed from Macon to Mandela. One lifelong resident Grover P. Dazzle, 68, stated th...
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Funny story: McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...
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Funny story: NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the various news organizations that due to public opinion NASA will be considering renaming the Martian land rover Curiosity in honor of Nelson Mandela. Timmelfarb said that President...
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