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Football Gossip & comments 27th August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 27th August 2012

Swansea's excellent start to the season has caught the eye of Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas, who used Twitter to pay tribute to Michael Laudrup's side. (Daily Mirror) Sounds like another ex-Arsenal player wanting to join a club at the top of the table. Celtic have initiated talks with Auxerre over the transfer of Willy Boly as manager Neil Lennon seeks a dominant centre-half. (Mail on Sunday) I...

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Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Funny story: Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Celtic boss, Neil Lennon, launched an astonishing attack on Scotlands referees yesterday evening after his team was dumped out of the Scottish cup. The tipping point appears to have been the controversial penalty awarded to their semi-final oppone...

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And not a zip-up sports holdall in sight as top Scots Silk Paul McBride found RIP in Lahore hotel

Funny story: And not a zip-up sports holdall in sight as top Scots Silk Paul McBride found RIP in Lahore hotel

Pakistan - Lahore Police HQ sources are saying tonight a 'natural causes' verdict is highly likely as pathologists delve to explain the sudden unexpected death of Paul McBride QC. The Scottish lawyer was found dead in bed at the Shangrila Hotel Pr...

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Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Funny story: Gordon Strachan Helps Neil Lennon Out

Despite being in between clubs at the moment, Gordon Strachan has launched a new body - the Tenacious Ginger Managers Association. Strachan has formed the TGMA as he feels that the League Managers Association does not provide enough protection or...

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Lennon Delighted With 3 Year Contract

Funny story: Lennon Delighted With 3 Year Contract

Glasgow Celtic have rewarded manager Neil Lennon with a 3 year deal after the club won its first trophy in 2 years by beating Motherwell 3-0 in the Scottish Cup Final. Chief Executive Peter Lawwell announced the news this morning before the Scotti...

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Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Funny story: Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has shocked Scottish football by handing in his resignation just minutes after the Parkhead club defeated Motherwell in the Scottish Cup final. The former Northern Ireland international is understood to have received an...

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Walter Smith Joins Celtic Sensation

Funny story: Walter Smith Joins Celtic Sensation

The football world was stunned today by the news that former Rangers manager Walter Smith, who led the Ibrox club to the SPL title only days ago, has become the General Manager with fierce rivals Celtic. The Rangers legend was paraded before the w...

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Lennon To Be Fitted With A Bubble

Funny story: Lennon To Be Fitted With A Bubble

After recent incidents where he was accosted in the street, received bullets and bombs in the mail and was assaulted by a Hearts fan only last night, Celtic boss Neil Lennon is to be fitted with a protective bubble that he will walk around in for the...

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Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Attacked By Mad Jambo

Funny story: Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Attacked By Mad Jambo

Celtic boss Neil Lennon was maintaining a dignified silence tonight after being attacked in the technical area at Tynecastle during Celtic's 3-0 victory over Hearts by a mad Jambo. As it stands, it isn't quite clear whether the attempted assault o...

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Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

Funny story: Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

The Scottish Premier League has defended its decision not to publish any photos of Celtic manager Neil Lennon's reactions to his side's shock 3-2 defeat at Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Wednesday night. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster gave the re...

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Death Of Celtic's Title Chances: Photos Not To Be Released

Funny story: Death Of Celtic's Title Chances: Photos Not To Be Released

The Scottish Premier League has decided not to release photos of Celtic's devastating 3-2 defeat at the hands of Inverness Caley Thistle last night. The unexpected reverse could spell the end of the Parkhead club's title chances and the SFL fear t...

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Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

Funny story: Lennon's Microphones Up For Sale

The microphones Neil Lennon first used to announce his beliefs in a Celtic conspiracy are to be auctioned for charity. The whole of season 2011/11 has been punctuated by the Celtic manager's rants against the Scottish Football Association, journal...

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Lennon Defends After Match Gestures

Funny story: Lennon Defends After Match Gestures

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has defended his after match gestures to the Rangers fans after the 0-0 draw this afternoon. Lennon was seen to put his hands behind his ears as he crossed the pitch in front of the Rangers faithful at the end of the las...

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Caley Thistle v Celtic Game Postponed

Funny story: Caley Thistle v Celtic Game Postponed

Today's Scottish Premier League fixture between Inverness Caley Thistle and Celtic has been postponed after an incident in a local hotel involving the Parkhead club. Highland and Islands Police officers were called to the luxury Rocpool Reserve Ho...

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Lennon Triggers Earthquake

Funny story: Lennon Triggers Earthquake

An earthquake measuring 5.5 on the Richter scale has hit the West of Scotland. The quake is believed to have been triggered when Celtic manager Neil Lennon heard of his latest touchline ban and, in the words of a neighbour who wishes to remain ano...

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Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

The whole shocking truth about what Coisty said to Lennon has been revealed by a totally neutral fan who was standing close by. The fan revealed that Coisty shook Lennon's hand and then whispered in his ear. "We know about the Giant Penguin."...

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Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

Funny story: Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

LEE CHAPMAN last night slaughtered Nottingham Forest new boy Neil Lennon, by branding the former Celtic skipper "a clapped-out muppet".

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