My boy's a good boy and he always has been. He never lied, cheated in school, bullied anyone, used controlled substances, or fired a handgun. This is, until he started chumming around with your offspring.
My boy was always home at an early time. And when he got caught up in traffic, he'd give me a call to let me know he was staying out later. But since he started hanging around that punk, he's...
Producers of teen soap opera Hollyoaks have admitted employing a lumberjack, during filming of the latest episodes of the flagging TV show.
Actors have become so wooden in recent months that TV execs needed to thin out the cast a little.
"The p...
A man died in a small Kent village last night, after being repeatedly beaten with a border spade during an argument.
The man, in his late fifties, was said to have suffered severe head trauma in the attack, which was carried out by his neighbour.
The British Military are short of cash and over-run with all manner of miliary machinery and will be holding an auction soon in order to get a bit of cash back in their coffers.
Fewer men in the military means fewer pieces of hardware required, so about 600 tanks, four frigates and destroyers, all manner of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces will be placed up for auction very soon.
It...
Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out.
"It's not nat...
One of the best feuds to surface since the famous Hatfield and McCoys has erupted in the aptly named, one horse town of, Western Mill,near Plymouth.
Seemingly, it all started way back in 1991 when broody,overweight, blond, blue-eyed East German ma...
Revelations concerning an "attempted" murder in the six millionth episode of Ozzie soap Neighbours have been greeted with a wave of indifference.
Long-term character, Paul Robinson, is to be pushed off a balcony at Lassiters hotel complex by an en...
Susan Boyle, the oldest-looking 47-year-old woman in the world, has incurred the wrath of the local council this week for persistent noise pollution, and has been told that, unless she curbs her enthusiasm for singing, she faces eviction from the cou...
An unemployed Dudley man has been forced to move out of his council house in the town because of the rancid smell of his next-door-neighbour's fanny, it has been reported.
Reginald Dorkins had lived in the same rented accommodation for more than 4...
A 128-year-old neighbour from hell has been evicted from her home after a series of raucous parties with The Devil, and various Incubbus and Succubus.
A judge told Jeannie Luciferston she had 28 days to leave the sheltered housing flat in Southamp...
A local dog named Rex has been cautioned by police and warned to discontinue his spying activities in the locality after he was caught peeping on a neighbour's cat as it licked itself.
'Rex' - name altered due to legal reasons - is entered...
The problems facing the Australian youth of today are well documented. Day after day we witness the highs & lows of the contestants on Australia's two biggest reality TV shows, 'Home & Away' & 'Neighbours'.
I'm here reporting under...
Former neighbours of the one-time German dictator, Adolph Hitler, have told of their experience living next door to the young Nazi.
In an interview with "Nuts and Looneys" magazine, Mrs Von Winklehorn said of him, "We knew him as 'little Hitler' b...
HRH The Queen was today nominated as the ultimate neighbour from hell by Mr Sydney Operabridge, a 27 year old Australian homeless alcoholic with substance abuse issues.
Mr Operabridge, who regularly dosses out in a puddle of his own piss in the vi...
Sweary footballing Chef, Gordon Ramsey is the latest celeb to feature on Neighbours.
Half of Britons have said hello to fewer three people in their street in the last week, with the other half only mildly curious whether or not their neighbors might actually be dead, a survey for BBC Breakfast has suggested.
The reptilian impersonator Cob has had the worst day possible to ANYONE after buying a car described by neighbours as "the stupidest pile of junk they'd ever seen".
Channel five have really taken things too far this time when they revealed they will be taking on Australian family soap, Neighbours after its axe from BBC one, but only because they have persuaded neighbours bosses to make the show a little bit, in...