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The Sewage and the Sorrow

Funny story: The Sewage and the Sorrow

Bulging and bellicose, Masha Krause is a bit of a curiosity in the town of Statesville N.C. As an amateur bodybuilder she has made a lonely niche for herself among the more reserved and conventional residents. Last summer things got ugly for Masha as an ongoing feud she'd had with her neighbors reached it's tipping point. It all started on the somber autumn day of October 14th last year. "Hog...

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Nuisance neighbour booted out of council house after subjecting residents to peace and quiet

A man who let his neighbours get a peaceful nights sleep by failing to repeatedly play loud music has been evicted from his home. South Tyneside Council's Anti-Social Behaviour Unit received complaints over five years regarding the behaviour of Gr...

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Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

Funny story: Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tard) -- A taping of the high-rating cooking show "Fraiche Kitchen Economics Down Under Edition" was interrupted by two girls arguing over an accidental pouring of soap on the plate of food of one of the girls. Dinah...

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American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

Funny story: American Father Slashes Adopted Son's Pocket Money For Taking Neighbour's Garden!

An American Father has slashed his adopted son's pocket money until he stops moving their fence further and further into their new next-door neighbour's garden. Last week Zak moved the fence to take back a small worthless section of land that's ow...

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Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Funny story: Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...

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After Death Of Mandela: Pope To 'Crank up the bass.'

Funny story: After Death Of Mandela: Pope To 'Crank up the bass.'

'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."' A Vatican spokesperson. 'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofe...

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Dear Rocko - My Neighbor's Annoying

Dear Rocko, Just call me Sabrina, from Saffron City, Kanto. I have a neighbor who annoys me by leaving pamphlets and Chick tracts at my doors and windows. This neighbor just moved from Westboro, and I don't know if I let my Alakazam use a Pokemon move on that guy because doing it violates my beliefs. I already reported this to the police station, but this still keeps on going. I need advice. Bl...

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General observation leads to conclusion that my boy didn't act this way until he started hanging around your asshole of a son

Funny story: General observation leads to conclusion that my boy didn't act this way until he started hanging around your asshole of a son

My boy's a good boy and he always has been. He never lied, cheated in school, bullied anyone, used controlled substances, or fired a handgun. This is, until he started chumming around with your offspring. My boy was always home at an early time. And when he got caught up in traffic, he'd give me a call to let me know he was staying out later. But since he started hanging around that punk, he's...

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Hollyoaks Producers Employ Lumberjack For Latest Storyline

Funny story: Hollyoaks Producers Employ Lumberjack For Latest Storyline

Producers of teen soap opera Hollyoaks have admitted employing a lumberjack, during filming of the latest episodes of the flagging TV show. Actors have become so wooden in recent months that TV execs needed to thin out the cast a little. "The p...

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Man Dies In Vicious Shed Related Attack

Funny story: Man Dies In Vicious Shed Related Attack

A man died in a small Kent village last night, after being repeatedly beaten with a border spade during an argument. The man, in his late fifties, was said to have suffered severe head trauma in the attack, which was carried out by his neighbour.

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How about a Military Tank as a Garden Centrepiece with which to 'wow' your neighbours?

Funny story: How about a Military Tank as a Garden Centrepiece with which to 'wow' your neighbours?

The British Military are short of cash and over-run with all manner of miliary machinery and will be holding an auction soon in order to get a bit of cash back in their coffers. Fewer men in the military means fewer pieces of hardware required, so about 600 tanks, four frigates and destroyers, all manner of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces will be placed up for auction very soon. It...

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Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Funny story: Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out. "It's not nat...

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"Woodman, Spare That Tree!"

Funny story: "Woodman, Spare That Tree!"

One of the best feuds to surface since the famous Hatfield and McCoys has erupted in the aptly named, one horse town of, Western Mill,near Plymouth. Seemingly, it all started way back in 1991 when broody,overweight, blond, blue-eyed East German ma...

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Big Soapy Yawn

Funny story: Big Soapy Yawn

Revelations concerning an "attempted" murder in the six millionth episode of Ozzie soap Neighbours have been greeted with a wave of indifference. Long-term character, Paul Robinson, is to be pushed off a balcony at Lassiters hotel complex by an en...

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Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour

Funny story: Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour

Susan Boyle, the oldest-looking 47-year-old woman in the world, has incurred the wrath of the local council this week for persistent noise pollution, and has been told that, unless she curbs her enthusiasm for singing, she faces eviction from the cou...

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Man Forced To Move House After Smell Of Neighbour's Fanny Becomes Unbearable

Funny story: Man Forced To Move House After Smell Of Neighbour's Fanny Becomes Unbearable

An unemployed Dudley man has been forced to move out of his council house in the town because of the rancid smell of his next-door-neighbour's fanny, it has been reported. Reginald Dorkins had lived in the same rented accommodation for more than 4...

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Neighbour From Hell Too Hot To Handle

Funny story: Neighbour From Hell Too Hot To Handle

A 128-year-old neighbour from hell has been evicted from her home after a series of raucous parties with The Devil, and various Incubbus and Succubus. A judge told Jeannie Luciferston she had 28 days to leave the sheltered housing flat in Southamp...

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Worlds Nosiest Dog Spies on Neighbours Cat

Funny story: Worlds Nosiest Dog Spies on Neighbours Cat

A local dog named Rex has been cautioned by police and warned to discontinue his spying activities in the locality after he was caught peeping on a neighbour's cat as it licked itself. 'Rex' - name altered due to legal reasons - is entered...

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