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Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Funny story: Jesse James shoots Ned Kelly!

Ned Kelly, Irish-catholic, Australian rebel and bandit has just been buried after he lost a shoot-out with Jesse James in heaven. The whole thing started after a fight in a saloon called "Heaven and Hell Whores and Nuns". Jesse called Ned an Irish...

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Australians find Ned Kelly's head in Rolf Harris' didgeridoo

Funny story: Australians find Ned Kelly's head in Rolf Harris' didgeridoo

Australian historians are cock a hoop after finding the head of Ozzie crime lord Ned Kelly. Kelly, a bank robber, was executed a few years ago and the dumb bastards that ran that country lost his head. That is, until it turned up in a kiwi farm la...

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Ozzies talk up pile of rancid dingo bones as Ned Kelly RIP

Funny story: Ozzies talk up pile of rancid dingo bones as Ned Kelly RIP

Australia - Some ossified remains of Australia's most infamous wild dog are involved in a mix up over Ned Kelly's DNA. Misdiagnosis by geneticists had identified them as the missing link to the outlaw's descendants, whose genome they are said to r...

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Come back Ned Kelly!

Funny story: Come back Ned Kelly!

Cork Examiner: In an interview with secretary to the British Minister for Foreign Relations surprising revelations have been made with regards to Australia. Constantine Pertwee who has been secretary to a number of Ministers in the department was frank and forthcoming to our reporter Paddy Reilly in a recent in-depth interview. Here is an extract. R: So, what exactly is the present government's...

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Russell Crowe as Robin Hood is payback for Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly

Funny story: Russell Crowe as Robin Hood is payback for Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly

Australian actor Russell Crowe admitted today that he was persuaded to take the role of iconic English character Robin Hood after being shown the 1970 film 'Ned Kelly' starring Mick Jagger as the legendary Australian. Although Crowe was born in Ne...

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Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Horror Home have found, what they believe to be, the bones of infamous 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

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