Neil Ortiz had just gotten through a very painful divorce, and was just trying to get back out there. He attended a fun mixer to try and meet some new (preferably terminal) bachelorettes, when the party game 'Kill, F*ck, Marry' Game broke out. He w...
Egypt - A Sharia court has ruled that having sex with a wife up to six hours after her death is to become legal again.
The announcement comes after scholars cited pre-Islamic era practices described in the famous 1550BC necrophiliacs' marriage gui...
The government announced today a controversial list of new subjects to be taught in schools in an effort to improve the youth of Britain's sex education.
Among the subjects to be added to the new GCSE curriculum will be Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Ex...
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama on Friday announced the end of a 22-year ban on travel to the United States by dead people, fulfilling a promise he made to necrophilia advocates and acting to eliminate a restriction he said was "rooted in fear rather...
TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...
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