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Funny story: Egyptian Book of the Grateful Dead vindicated as matrimonial necrophilia legalised in Cairo

Egyptian Book of the Grateful Dead vindicated as matrimonial necrophilia legalised in Cairo

Egypt - A Sharia court has ruled that having sex with a wife up to six hours after her death is to become legal again. The announcement comes after scholars cited pre-Islamic era practices described in the famous 1550BC necrophiliacs' marriage gui...
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Funny story: Necrophilia to be taught in schools

Necrophilia to be taught in schools

The government announced today a controversial list of new subjects to be taught in schools in an effort to improve the youth of Britain's sex education. Among the subjects to be added to the new GCSE curriculum will be Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Ex...
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Funny story: Obama lifts a ban on entry into U.S. by dead people

Obama lifts a ban on entry into U.S. by dead people

WASHINGTON DC - President Obama on Friday announced the end of a 22-year ban on travel to the United States by dead people, fulfilling a promise he made to necrophilia advocates and acting to eliminate a restriction he said was "rooted in fear rather...
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Funny story: Snuff Film Starring Michael Jackson Surfaces

Snuff Film Starring Michael Jackson Surfaces

New York, NY-- A grainy, disturbing snuff film of Michael Jackson has surfaced in a New York City bar. The ten-minute film shows the King of Pop being smothered by 1,000's of creme pies thrown by dozens of clowns, while music from 'Thriller' plays i...
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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...
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