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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

Ndamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes

DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...
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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed who the most hated person in America is. And for the third straight month the individual that Americans hate the most is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The ADGA reported that t...
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Funny story: Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...
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Funny story: Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

Detroit Lions Player Ndamukong Suh Tells The NFL That He Wants To Start Playing Nice

DETROIT - After getting hit with a $100,000 fine, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh says that he is going to have to tone down his violent nature on the playing field. Suh considered by many to be the NFL dirtiest player, has a reputati...
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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster. Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics. In the past Suh has...
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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh and Dwyane Wade: Light-footed Fools

Ndamukong Suh and Dwyane Wade: Light-footed Fools

Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat needs to be fumigated. Though he insists he is not a dirty player, there are a half dozen victims to his play in the NBA who'd stand in the witness box and insist Dwyane has a great deal of grime under his fingernails...
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Funny story: Suh Deserves Punishment to Fit His Crime

Suh Deserves Punishment to Fit His Crime

King Kong Suh is up to his old tricks again. On Thanksgiving live national television, the Detroit Lions' defensive tackle put his foot squarely into the scrotum of Houston Texan QB Matt Schaub. The act was more offensive than defensive, but N...
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Funny story: The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

The Detroit Lions' Ndamukong Suh Says He May Quit Football And Become A Pro Wrestler

DETROIT - The NFL football player who has been voted by his fellow NFL members as The Dirtiest Football Player In The NFL has said that he may be changing professions. Ndamukong Suh [Pronounced: NUMB-SKULL-SHIT] was ejected from the Detroit Lions-...
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