Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler.
The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
Rome - A second son of Hitler's Foreign Secretary Joachim von Ribbentrop is sitting on the Throne of St Peters tonight after the Vatican rewrote Mein Kampf-fort zone demarcation lines of NATO history.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio, 77, is Joseph Ratzinger...
New York - It started decades ago as a quirky hobby digging for links between the Nazis and two US presidential families - the Kennedys and the Bushes - who'd made a packet in World War II contraband deals.
This week a dramatic turnaround sees ren...
Berlin - A huge row has blown up over German Chancellor Angela Merkel's soft furnishings after some crappy old rugs with long, rough piles gracing her Bundeskanzleramtshaggensquat orifice turned out to be Nazi memorabilia.
Curators at the EU's Mus...
BERLIN, DE - An excavation in Berlin, Germany, unveiled a secret room inside Hitler's Bunker, decorated with scores of motivational posters.
"The posters range in size and quantity," said Dr. Robert Herzog from the University of Berlin, "from the...
(Soon to be a Channel 7 documentary).
We continue our series to find the most evil trousers that ever existed. It is uncommon to find an item of clothing which can truly be labelled evil. Throughout history only a handful of such garments have existed - Chairman Mao's dungarees, Stalin's waders, Shakin' Steven's jeans. To that list we must surely add : The Lederhosen Of The Third Reich.
Adolf...
Twitter have bowed to the requests of the German government and banned German Nazis from being enormous "Twits" on the German Twitter site. As for the rest of the world they can continue "twitting" their evil messages with impunity.
A spokesman fo...
Nazis are not Satan's children and certainly do not originate from the cauldrons of hell because after finding an original Nazi and examining it; there is proof that they come from outer-space and travelled on meteorites!
Originally the Nazi Bu...
London - Curators at London's Museum of Natural Hystery have unveiled a meteorite artefuct that once adorned the prow of a spacecraft flown to Earth by Nazi extraterrestrials.
The 24cm-long 10kg statue of 'Irony Man' warrior is carved from a rare...
AUSTN - Sandra Bullock has shown that she weathered the breakup of her marriage to "Messy" Jesse James with flying colors.
Bullock did admit recently to Fajita San Guacamole with The Hollywood Innuendo that when she first learned that James had ch...
London, England-- Only a few gasps of horror and outrage filled the Olympic Stadium in London on Friday as a familiar red and black flag was unfurled. The dreaded Nazi flag, the swastika, had replaced the multi-coloured Olympic flag. Some in the au...
A nationwide fashion chain is planning to market a T-shirt bearing a print of a Nazi map of Europe in 1943.
TossPot came up with the idea following the success of a shirt whose design is a reproduction of an antique map depicting the transatlantic...
Armed Response Units surrounded a number of London addresses in the early hours of yesterday morning. In a series of dramatic dawn raids, several high ranking members of staff, believed to be linked to several popular British tabloids, were arrested...
German visitors to a Yorkshire village were horrified when they were greeted by locals dressed as SS officers.
The visitors, from Hamm, a twin city of Bradford, were guests of the city council.
As part of their tour, councillors took them to pi...
A football fan in Shepherd's Bush has been attacked by an angry mob after he was spotted strutting around West London in a Bayern Munich shirt.
'A huge crowd chased me, including members of the Anti-Nazi League. They tried to rip the shirt off my...
BERLIN - According to Austrailian sources, maps are being redrawn showing vast areas of Europe in a dark drab shade of grey.
An Austrailian print shop leaked copies of a redrawn map of Europe ordered by the German government. The maps show area...
BERLIN - According to secret, well-placed sources, tanks are being taken out of secret hiding places and 'Greeced up'; battle charts with maps of Greece, Spain, England and Iceland are being distributed to bankers as they prepare to 'occupy' those co...
With This Week's Guest Editor:
20th Century Philosopher Of Being
Martin Heidegger
(James Corden says: "Top man! Being all over the media like a rash is so stressing. Jack Black introduced me to Heidegger's 'Überwindung der Metaphysik' on the set of Gulliver's Travels: it's the perfect way to touch base after a hard day feeding my already-bloated ego."
Dear Martin,
as a mature man, it is...