BILLINGSGATE POST - Many want to be a SEAL but few make it. Inspired by GI Jane and aware of the new push to allow women to join combat units, Lady Gaga hopes to become a SEALs candidate.
With a successful career in the entertainment business, on...
SEAL TEAM I BASE, CORONADO CA (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama has ordered US Navy SEAL Team I to "get Romney, no matter the cost in innocent lives."
LT Josh Ning, PAO at the SEAL Base in Coronado, California, told reporters Saturday afternoon t...
SEAL Team 666, according to the New York Times, is a "special-ops squad that fights demons, possessed humans, mass-murdering cults and evil in its most dark and ancient form." It's comprised of five specially-trained SEALs and a dog whose mission is to "protect America from supernatural attack," says author Weston Ochse. They receive their orders through the office of the Vice President, but what...
Omaha, Nebraska - America's frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector jobs.
"At 1:09 AM, Greenwich Mean Ti...
A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...
The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected.
Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...
Details are emerging of a dramatic operation carried out by the elite Navy Seals at major studios in Hollywood. An home grown terrorist cell was purported to be poised to attack Jewish interests in Movie City.
We are told that a group of four ille...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc...
New York City -- The way history chooses to view President Barack Obama will depend not on his far left ideologies, but his undeniable alpha dog personality and extraordinary manly powers.
Earlier in the year, Obama single handedly defeated and ki...
Developing Story....American talk show host, Dr. Michael Savage, who has been fighting the ban placed on him by former British Home Secretary wacko, Jacqui Smith, announced today that he has asked friends in the Pentagon to authorize SEAL Team Six to...
President Obama went to Fort Campbell on Friday to welcome back and congratulate SEAL Team Six, the elite Special OPS group that successfully took down Osama bin Laden this past Sunday.
There he met privately with these iconic warriors, as no on...
Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...
Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least...
London- Although we're pretty sure he had never been to Paddington Station, "public enemy number one", Osama Bin Laden, seemed to have a lot in common with Britain's number one bear, Paddington Brown, a just released report on the Taliban leader's de...
What did Osama bin Laden do when he heard the sound of helicopters? He called 911 of course. The White House has released a transcript of the terrorist's last call:
Bin Laden
Hello 9-1-1. I have an emergency to report. Someone is flying helicopters too close to my headquart... too close to my house.
Operator
That sounds like a noise complaint, sir. You need to hang up and call your local...
US military insiders have today given indications that the Navy SEAL officer, responsible for the death of Osama bin Laden at the weekend, had actually been working undercover at the safe-house in Abbottabad, Pakistan, for some months beforehand.
ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - The owner of the multi-million dollar compound where Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden was gunned down has taken Bin Laden's infamous video recorder and placed it on eBay.
Multanna Rawalpindi, 51, owner of the compound said th...
Washington D.C. - It was revealed today that President Obama ordered a raid on a terrorist compound this afternoon. Three helicopters were launched filled with 70 commandos, 25 members of an elite SEAL team, and a plethora of high-tech equipment. Th...