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Navy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard

Funny story: Navy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard

Hyannis Port, Mass. - As billions watched in the United States and around the world, a complex operation involving dozens of U.S. Navy Seal divers and support personnel have succeeded in removing famous legal analyst, news commentator and Trump suppo...

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Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot

Funny story: Dolphins Fitted With Microphones Swear A Lot

Marine Biologists fitting Dolphins with voice headsets have reported that they all swear profusely. They are apparently very intelligent fish, but use the "F" and "C" words all the time. UnderSeaworld, the Corporate Entertainment giant who though...

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Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

PYONGYANG, North Korea - President Kim Jong Un of North Korea was to have met with President Raul Castro of Cuba on April 1, 2014. But according to North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency the meeting date was moved up one month to March 1, 2...

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New "Look Death in The Face" training for SAS

Funny story: New "Look Death in The Face" training for SAS

The S.A.S. Britain's world beating James Bond style Special Air Services are to prepare for deployment to Hell Holes like Afghanistan by being driven through the streets of Delhi in motor cycle taxis, it was announced this morning. Thought to be...

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President Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie

Funny story: President Obama Agrees To Appear With George Clooney In An Action Packed Movie

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that President Obama has been offered a role in George Clooney's next action packed motion picture. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reporter Pomona Vox, Clooney has been after the...

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Sequester's Unintended Consequences Will Cause Chaos

Funny story: Sequester's Unintended Consequences Will Cause Chaos

Washington, DC -- The upside of the government's sequester initiative is a $1.2 trillion reduction in the deficit. The downside is that the blunt force action will produce many unanticipated cuts and changes that will adversely affect every American.

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Lady Gaga Wants To Become A SEAL

Funny story: Lady Gaga Wants To Become A SEAL

BILLINGSGATE POST - Many want to be a SEAL but few make it. Inspired by GI Jane and aware of the new push to allow women to join combat units, Lady Gaga hopes to become a SEALs candidate. With a successful career in the entertainment business, on...

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Obama sends SEAL Team One for Romney's head!

Funny story: Obama sends SEAL Team One for Romney's head!

SEAL TEAM I BASE, CORONADO CA (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama has ordered US Navy SEAL Team I to "get Romney, no matter the cost in innocent lives." LT Josh Ning, PAO at the SEAL Base in Coronado, California, told reporters Saturday afternoon t...

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5 Monsters You Want SEAL Team 666 to Take Down

Funny story: 5 Monsters You Want SEAL Team 666 to Take Down

SEAL Team 666, according to the New York Times, is a "special-ops squad that fights demons, possessed humans, mass-murdering cults and evil in its most dark and ancient form." It's comprised of five specially-trained SEALs and a dog whose mission is to "protect America from supernatural attack," says author Weston Ochse. They receive their orders through the office of the Vice President, but what...

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Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Funny story: Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Omaha, Nebraska - America's frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector jobs. "At 1:09 AM, Greenwich Mean Ti...

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President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

Funny story: President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...

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Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...

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Navy Seals take out Terrorist Cell in Hollywood

Funny story: Navy Seals take out Terrorist Cell in Hollywood

Details are emerging of a dramatic operation carried out by the elite Navy Seals at major studios in Hollywood. An home grown terrorist cell was purported to be poised to attack Jewish interests in Movie City. We are told that a group of four ille...

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Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

Funny story: Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc...

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Obama makes historic discovery

Funny story: Obama makes historic discovery

New York City -- The way history chooses to view President Barack Obama will depend not on his far left ideologies, but his undeniable alpha dog personality and extraordinary manly powers. Earlier in the year, Obama single handedly defeated and ki...

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SEAL Team Six Prepares To "Tap" British Officials Responsible For Ban Of Dr. Michael Savage

Funny story: SEAL Team Six Prepares To "Tap" British Officials Responsible For Ban Of Dr. Michael Savage

Developing Story....American talk show host, Dr. Michael Savage, who has been fighting the ban placed on him by former British Home Secretary wacko, Jacqui Smith, announced today that he has asked friends in the Pentagon to authorize SEAL Team Six to...

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Obama Amazed That SEALS Actually Barked At Him: BARRACCK!

Funny story: Obama Amazed That SEALS Actually Barked At Him: BARRACCK!

President Obama went to Fort Campbell on Friday to welcome back and congratulate SEAL Team Six, the elite Special OPS group that successfully took down Osama bin Laden this past Sunday. There he met privately with these iconic warriors, as no on...

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Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Funny story: Dizzy World & Dubai World Announce New Seal Encounter Attraction Featuring Live Seals and Soon to be Dead Terrorists!

Dizzy World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunt...

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