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Funny story:  Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...
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Funny story:  The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

The Aircraft Carrier USS Michael Jackson To Be Renamed The USS Elvis Presley

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Department of Naval Operations has just announced that it has decided to rename the aircraft carrier the USS Michael Jackson. The ship which was commissioned in 2009, will be renamed the USS Elvis Presley. DNO spokesperso...
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Funny story:  Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

Japan Launches Its First New Aircraft Carrier In 70 Years

YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history. Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...
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Funny story:  Bo'sun Higgs Arrested in San Diego Bar

Bo'sun Higgs Arrested in San Diego Bar

That didn't take long. No sooner had Bo'sun Higgs pulled in with the rest of the fleet did he find himself having too good a time with a couple of girls owning five names between the both of them and knocking back the electric alcohol that has power...
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Funny story:  Gay Navy Seal to release book

Gay Navy Seal to release book

On the eve of the release of, "No Easy Day," there is another book coming out called, "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," by America's first Gay Navy SEAL appointed by President Obama. In "One Really Hot Sexy Sweaty Day," former Navy SEAL Lance Wort...
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Funny story:  IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

IKEA to build aircraft carriers for Navy

The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...
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Funny story:  Time?  Says US Navy-Did We Miss Something?

Time? Says US Navy-Did We Miss Something?

The US Navy has this problem with clocks. And to be fair, we can't blame the gobs out there chipping the paint. That's navy life. Earlier this month, the spoof scooped the potato, the carrot AND the onion.com's when the International Dateline malfunctioned and the US Navy responded with force to escort June in. The spoof's spook speaks time and again! But would anyone listen? Now it tu...
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Funny story:  The Film "Battleship" Sinks - Rihanna Is So Devastated It Is Affecting Her Singing Voice

The Film "Battleship" Sinks - Rihanna Is So Devastated It Is Affecting Her Singing Voice

HOLLYWOOD - There wasn't an iceberg in sight but the blockbuster alien invasion naval action flick has capsized. Luckily there were plenty of lifeboats on board and stars Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson, Kyle Kim Shimabukuro, Hyoe Joe Takaha...
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Funny story:  Beijing  Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

The Philippine-China conflict over ownership of the Spratlys has reached a critical point warns international analysts as Beijing raised a protest against the Philippine Navy's massive buildup. According to Beijing, satellite imagery taken in early A...
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Funny story:  Somalian Pirates lodge an official complaint with the World Trade Organisation

Somalian Pirates lodge an official complaint with the World Trade Organisation

Better known for their lack of diplomacy, a group of Somalian Pirates have turned their focus from the high seas to the high courts. They contest that with vessels plying the waters around Somalia now all accompanied by armed guards, the navy or both...
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Funny story:  Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Iran joins forces with Cuba to add sugar to oil exports

Havana, Cuba - Machines of all description will be ruined when oil mixed with raw sugarcane juice is exported from Iran in the coming days. Raul Casablancabenot, press-underling in the Castro administration, was boasting to reporters in a bar ne...
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Funny story:  The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt III; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt III; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley and I stood in the sitting room at 221b Candlestick Maker Street, waiting for Shylock Humes to emerge from his bedroom. I had donned my Littlehampton waterproof coat with detachable 24 inch cape, in navy worsted serge. I was forced to wear the worsted one. My bestest coat had been at the Chinese laundry for a week or two, along with my Harris Tweed duck-sho...
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Funny story:  Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

The press is reporting today that the GOP controlled House of Representatives has cut funding for the Navy Seals program in their proposed 2012 budget. It was a shocking move in wake of the Osama Bin Laden killing. Democrats were outraged and the med...
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Funny story:  Navy Came Close To Breaking World Record

Navy Came Close To Breaking World Record

The brilliant male scientist who work for the Navy just set a new world record and set the stage for their own failed destiny, with a test blast from a new type of laser that can shoot cruise missiles from the sky in seconds with a deadly accuracy th...
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Funny story:  Navy's Modern Day 'Mr. Roberts' Gets the Heave Ho

Navy's Modern Day 'Mr. Roberts' Gets the Heave Ho

Once news of a naval captain responsible for writing, filming and starring in raunchy videos broke on national news, opinions have emerged as to why he did it. While some naval personnel abhor his actions, many seamen who served under him are coming...
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Funny story:  Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

An unidentified Naval Commander, speaking on the condition of anonymity, claims that it was necessary to make and leak raunchy sex videos to show the world that the majority of servicemen in the Navy are not homosexual, as the repeal of Don't Ask, Do...
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Funny story:  Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

Poland Christens Its Newest Submarine - The PS Wikileaks

GDYNIA, Poland - Polish President Bronislaw Komorowski and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk have just christened the newest edition to the Polish navy. The vessel is a type PP-9 ethanol powered submarine which has been christened the PS Wikileaks...
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Funny story:  U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...
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