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Funny story:  Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over Beaver Grooming Prank

Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over Beaver Grooming Prank

Oregon - Animal rights advocates in the state of Oregon are outraged after a recent discovery in the Wilderness areas of their state. Ostensibly a group of hikers, during an expedition spotted an entire colony of SHAVED BEAVERS! "It's sickening.
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Funny story:  Nature and Vacuum Make Peace

Nature and Vacuum Make Peace

In a shocking but awe-inspiring turn of events, two seemingly intractable enemies, Nature and the vacuum, have finally made peace. It has long been known that "Nature abhors a vacuum." And indeed, scientists and theologians alike had considered th...
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Funny story:  BBC denies hoodwinking viewers

BBC denies hoodwinking viewers

The BBC, renowned for making computer generated space and pro-evolution dinosaur propaganda programmes is today in hot water over it's latest hit - Frozen Planet. Footage of baby Polar Bears in a dutch zoo, was interspersed with footage of Polar B...
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Funny story:  David Attenborough Predicts "Terrifying Summer" Of Butterflies!

David Attenborough Predicts "Terrifying Summer" Of Butterflies!

The approaching summer will be the best for butterflies in 30 years thanks to the warm, dry weather, conservationists are predicting. Many species are emerging from their cocoons up to seven weeks early which means there is more time for them to h...
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Funny story:  David Suzuki: Two Books That Changes My Life

David Suzuki: Two Books That Changes My Life

Many of us know David Suzuki from 'The Nature of Things' or his earlier show 'Quirks and Quarks'. Suzuki has written 40 books; and today he sits down with the public and shares the two books that have affected his life the most. Suzuki, now 75, recalls his favourite book from childhood. The Dr. Seuss story "'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish' has really stayed with me" Suzuki told. He rea...
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Funny story:  The Lost Tribe Of Putney Common. Part 1

The Lost Tribe Of Putney Common. Part 1

Hello, my name is David Atticbutter, and I am a nosey bastard that finds lost civilisations and tells the whole world where they live, and then fucking destroys them. During one of my treks I came across evidence that there is a lost tribe living on Putney Common. Which is in fact, in Putney, south west London. That is why it is named Putney Common. This is the story of my encounter. Monday...
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Funny story:  Indonesia Mud Volcano Is Nature's Answer To Global Warming

Indonesia Mud Volcano Is Nature's Answer To Global Warming

A scientist in Asia has said that the world's largest mud volcano, which is likely to continue erupting for another 26 years, is Nature's own answer to the problem of loss of lands eroded by the effects of Global Warming. The volcano first erupted...
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Funny story:  Cousteau Discovers Fido Plankton

Cousteau Discovers Fido Plankton

Following in the flipper steps of his famous father Pierre-Yves Cousteau met with marine science students at the Andres Bello University this week along with representatives of the Chilean communications agency Alkance Comunicaciones to speak about C...
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Funny story:  Nature. Watch out!

Nature. Watch out!

Spring came early to Windermere this year when a pod of killer whales was spotted worrying a local rower. "I was walking Margaret, that's my dog - my wife's name is Hilda - along the towpath when I heard them singing," enthused keen naturist Richa...
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Funny story:  Sir David Attenborough A "Complete Hypocrite"

Sir David Attenborough A "Complete Hypocrite"

The legendary broadcaster Sir David Attenborough is today outed as a complete and utter hypocrite. After decades making a living showing animals humping he has announced that he wants to control the number of times humans shag. "The population is...
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Funny story:  Trees Refuse to Drop Leaves

Trees Refuse to Drop Leaves

In a stunning abberation of nature, leaf-bearing trees worldwide have stopped shedding their leaves in the winter. "Shove it up your xylem and phloem," one markedly aggravated tree, Mr. Maple Hardwood, exclaimed. "We're deciduous trees. We simpl...
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Funny story:  Hebrides Hedgehog Cull hits Opposition

Hebrides Hedgehog Cull hits Opposition

Scottish Natural Heritage will continue their cull of hedgehogs in the Outer Hebrides, as they pose a threat to ground-nesting game birds and their eggs. This obviously presents a nusiance factor to the rich and shameless landed gentry who breed...
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Funny story:  Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's violence

Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's violence

LOS ANGELES - Last week, the militant animal rights organization BAMBI masterminded a spectacular "bust-out" of hundreds of zoo animals from the Yorba Loma Zoo, where they had been kept captive for many years. The bust-out reinforced the strength of...
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Funny story:  Banning Autumn

Banning Autumn

Councillor Fezziwig Baron III from Tring has launched a scathing attack on Mother Nature. The controversial buffoon wishes to ban Autumn from his constituency, and has banned all hibernating animals from sleep, and has said that trees dropping the...
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Funny story:  Nature Poem

Nature Poem

The Ostrich that keeps...
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Funny story:  Self-confessed fat woman

Self-confessed fat woman

Boy-lady lesbian confesses to being fat and not having a boyfriend because men don't want freaks of nature.
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Funny story:  Nature's Viagra for Squirrels

Nature's Viagra for Squirrels

Scientists in Washington DC have made a startling discovery this week while studying a group of grey squirrels at a local park.
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Funny story:  Only Me.

Only Me.

What is nature? Is nature a life style? Is nature a religion? Is nature a habit? Is nature a routine? Is nature a behav...
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