Showing:

Funny satire stories about Native Americans

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 3 pages)
Funny story: Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gamblin...
View 'Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss'
Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...
View 'San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust'
Funny story: Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Evanstown, a town near Philadelphia that's famous for it's fungus will ring in the year, 2014 with a huge mushroom! No, it's not real but it weighs 3000 pounds and will be lowered by a crane and 978 local citizens. "I got a bad back and a hernia b...
View 'Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014'
Funny story: Tonto may have been more than a "sidekick"

Tonto may have been more than a "sidekick"

Cecil L. DeLille, cinema historian, and a past president of The Screen Guild, has been doing a great deal of research on the Lone Ranger. He indicated that over the last few years he had viewed all known footage of the Masked Bandit, and with the us...
View 'Tonto may have been more than a "sidekick"'
Funny story: Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights

Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights

Cheyenne, Wyoming -- The Tribal Gathering Is taking the Catholic Church to court over its use of smoke signals to announce papal election results. "Just because you know how to build a fire doesn't mean you can steal our proven communications tech...
View 'Tribal Group Sues the Vatican Over Smoke Signal Rights'
Funny story: Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage

Manhattan, NY - In a press conference held on Wednesday, Manhattan Mayor Michael Bloomberg, announced that the city's attorneys have filed a lawsuit against the Lenape Indian Tribe. The suit claims that when the original settlers bought the Island of...
View 'Manhattan Suing Indian Tribe Over Hurricane Damage'
Funny story: 13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans

13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans

HARFOLD, Vt. - Scientists at Harfold State College have come to some very different conclusions than their colleagues at the University of Oregon as to what a piece of 13,000 year-old poop means to the history of North America. "Our Oregonian coll...
View '13,000 year-old poo tells story of gassed-up Native Americans'
Funny story: Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider

Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider

Ginger Vitus rode high in the saddle on his worn out donkey. The poor beast had seen better days, like the retirement home he was in before being rustled by Ginger. The pair made their way along the dusty trail toward the town of Calcium, a violent whiskey soaked community on the border of San Antonio and Mexico. A few miles from the destination, Ginger halted. "There must be somewhere to...
View 'Ginger Vitus The Lone Star Rider'
Funny story: Compensation Claim

Compensation Claim

The American government has decided it will pay out $1billion in compensation to several Native American tribes for "mishandling of Native American monies and properties". Or in civilian speak "for robbing the shit out of a people and culture". Th...
View 'Compensation Claim'
Funny story: Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!

In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives. The US Fish & Wil...
View 'Dick Cheney, Arapaho Tribe Get Shooting Permissions From Government!'
Funny story: New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...
View 'New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America'
Funny story: Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found

Local outdoor enthusiasts ran across what turns out to be an ancient Indian text while snipe hunting in the Horse Heaven Hills just north of Paterson, Washington. Bruce and Velma Ferberger (of Goldendale) thought they had helped Mother Nature by...
View 'Ancient record of December 21, 1638 Lunar Eclipse Found'
Funny story: Thanks but No Thanks

Thanks but No Thanks

Just to see the republican party go insane, the President of the United States offered up a non binding resolution that would lend aid to Native Americans. As expected, Nan Coulter,a quiet, temperate republican blew a gasket and said the President...
View 'Thanks but No Thanks'
Funny story: The Real Reasons Why General George Armstrong Custer and His Seventh Cavalry Were Massacred At The Battle of The Little Big Horn

The Real Reasons Why General George Armstrong Custer and His Seventh Cavalry Were Massacred At The Battle of The Little Big Horn

Noted Old West military historian Van Buren Watertree has just published his latest book entitled The Unsugarcoated Truth About George Armstrong Custer And His Seventh Cavalry Troops At The Battle of The Little Bighorn. Watertree has uncovered ten never before known facts why Custer and his Seventh Cavalry were massacred in 1876 in Montana, at what has come to be known as Custer's Last Stand.
View 'The Real Reasons Why General George Armstrong Custer and His Seventh Cavalry Were Massacred At The Battle of The Little Big Horn'
Funny story: Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"

Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"

Rush Limbaugh called a press conference yesterday to counter a ground swell of public opinion that erupted after his negative remarks about Native Americans. Limbaugh, who could not care less, felt threatened by a possible boycott of his advertisers...
View 'Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"'
Funny story: Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings

Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings

Police are on the look out for a group of elderly Vikings who have, allegedly, absconded with an equally elderly Native American Woman. According to DNA tests, the erstwhile ragtag troupe are approximately 1000 years old, The discovery of a gene...
View 'Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings'
Funny story: Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong

Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong

Blossom River-Crossings has been a practicing Shaman for over twenty years, having helped many affluent families on the eastern seaboard clear negative energy from themselves and their homes. She has been called a miracle worker by many. So, it is...
View 'Shaman Quits After Gosselin House Cleansing Goes Horribly Wrong'
Funny story: WHAT ABOUT US? American Indians On War Path As Obama Spends $200M a Day in Mumbai!

WHAT ABOUT US? American Indians On War Path As Obama Spends $200M a Day in Mumbai!

The American Indian Nation was up in arms today as US Chief Barry Obama prepared for his Hindu Indian Campaign said to be costing the taxpayer $200m per day and tying up most of the armed forces as they circle the wagons in Mumbai! The Bureau o...
View 'WHAT ABOUT US? American Indians On War Path As Obama Spends $200M a Day in Mumbai!'

Showing page 1 (of 3 pages)
Breaking News...

Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 plus 2?

4 12 10 6


Go to top