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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently visited the city of Yuma and she was shocked to see there in the middle of town a statue of three lesbianites. Governor Brewer asked a local resident what the hell the statue was doing there. She was...
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Funny story: Scientists Say West's Dormant Volcanoes May Erupt Without Normal Snow Blanket

Scientists Say West's Dormant Volcanoes May Erupt Without Normal Snow Blanket

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - The office of the California Seismic Safety Commission has determined that the drought conditions prevalent in the western U.S. may create an unstable situation for currently dormant volcanoes. California has plenty of haza...
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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Drones

Arkansas Outlaws Drones

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - After thousands of Arkansas residents issued complaints to their state senators the Arkansas Senate has voted by a vote of 27-8 to ban drones flying over the state. Senator Pilbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] spearheaded...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska To Libya (Hmmm)

President Barack Obama Has Decided To Send The Entire National Guard Units of Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska To Libya (Hmmm)

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - President Barack "NCAA" Obama has instructed Vice-President Joe Biden to call up the commanders of the Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska National Guards and inform them that their National Guard units are to report to Tripoli, L...
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Funny story: California National Guard placed along US / Mexico border

California National Guard placed along US / Mexico border

The first of thousands of California National guardsmen have arrived at the border of Mexico and Arizona. The guardsman will take up post along the border and around known illegal trafficking trails and are under strict orders from the Federal Govern...
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Funny story: American Idol Prompts Threat Level Increase

American Idol Prompts Threat Level Increase

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security increased the nation's threat level to "Lavender" following the elimination of Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Tuesday night.
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Funny story: A Defiant CBS Strikes Back

A Defiant CBS Strikes Back

New York, NY - In spite of the National Guard document controversy and the record fine levied for Janet Jackson's breast, an undaunted CBS shouted back at the world today with a tough statement which will be read by CBS Chairman and CEO Leslie Moonve...
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Funny story: Bush Promises "Surprise Executions" in Second Term

Bush Promises "Surprise Executions" in Second Term

Las Vegas, NV - During his address to the National Guard Association of the United States, President Bush assured group that his second term would feature "many, many" executions. Wearing his trademark smirk, the President nodded and winked to the g...
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Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016

Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.
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