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Funny story: U.S. National Debt: $1.1 Billion Per Citizen

U.S. National Debt: $1.1 Billion Per Citizen

WASHINGTON, DC - Each U.S. citizen now has a federal-debt liability of $1.1 billion - and rising. The public tends to focus on truly important topics, such as Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber, but the National debt just passed $17 quadrillion, up...
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Funny story: Feds Threaten to Flood Markets if U.S. Loans Called In!

Feds Threaten to Flood Markets if U.S. Loans Called In!

The Federal Government has privately warned that if any countries should try to call in huge loans, they will quit trading and begin producing that country's legal tender by sophisticated copiers. "A lot of other countries have copied our dollars...
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Funny story: Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...
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Funny story: U.S. Mint to Strike Platinum One Trillion Dollar Coin

U.S. Mint to Strike Platinum One Trillion Dollar Coin

Washington, DC The United States Treasury Department has ordered the United States Mint to strike a One Trillion Dollar coin made of platinum (plated). The coin or coins will be used to repay loans issued by the Federal Reserve Banks and the Banks o...
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Funny story: Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

NEW YORK, New York - U.S. and European stocks advanced as world leaders decided on Monday to cancel all world debts to start economies over with a clean slate. The concept of countries cancelling their world debt has been popular among those who s...
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Funny story: $15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

$15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

Indianapolis -- Congress is gambling that a determined group of Patriots can again save the United States from collapse. The lawmakers are betting $15 trillion that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI. "If N...
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Funny story: Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

Cameron admits the austerity measures haven't worked

David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history. "I know it soun...
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Funny story: Boehner - Super Committee Responsibilities to be Out-Sourced

Boehner - Super Committee Responsibilities to be Out-Sourced

Washington, DC - Speaker of the House John Boehner said today that owing to the Democrats "continued failure to see things our way" that all future debt reduction negotiations would be outsourced to other countries. Boehner said he hoped outsourc...
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Funny story: The Statue of Liberty - A solution to America's debt crisis.

The Statue of Liberty - A solution to America's debt crisis.

With America's debt crisis spiralling out of control, the Federal Reserve has called on all Government Departments to review their portfolios to look for any cost saving or revenue generating opportunities. In a leaked memo from the National Park...
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Funny story: Italy To Sell Off National Treasures In New Debt Management Strategy

Italy To Sell Off National Treasures In New Debt Management Strategy

Following its credit rating downgrade, the Italian government has voted to sell off a number of national treasures, in order to reduce the nation's budget deficit. In an emotional and at times heated debate in the Italian parliament building in Ro...
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Funny story: 5.8 magnitude earthquake was a cover up

5.8 magnitude earthquake was a cover up

Washington, D.C. - Early Tuesday afternoon, news broadcasts across the country reported a 5.8 magnitude earthquake orginating in Virgina and felt as far north as Canada. Dozens of scientists from the Army Corp of Engineers responded to alleged epice...
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Funny story: President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

Washington DC: The White House released a draft of President Obama's latest plan to resolve the US Debt Crisis. It was written on the back of a napkin bearing the logo Blue Heron Farm, Martha's Vineyard MA. The president consulted with FED Chairma...
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Funny story: Apple to pay off America's debt

Apple to pay off America's debt

In an amazingly magnanimous gesture, Apple, the world's most profitable organisation, is to pay off America's debts. "What can I say?" said Steve Jobs at a press conference. "People can't buy iPads if they are worrying about their jobs, homes and...
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Funny story: "Bunga-Bunga!" Italy's Fiat Takes Control of Chrysler Screwing Taxpayers for $1.3B!

"Bunga-Bunga!" Italy's Fiat Takes Control of Chrysler Screwing Taxpayers for $1.3B!

Calling it a 'major accomplishment" an Obama Treasury Department official hailed today's sale of the remaining shares of Chrysler to Italy's Fiat despite the fact the taxpaying public were shorted over $1.3 Billion in TARP money wasted on the margin...
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Funny story: Another 2 trillion is added to the existing $12 trillion National Debt - It's the start of the end of the United States of America's economy

Another 2 trillion is added to the existing $12 trillion National Debt - It's the start of the end of the United States of America's economy

Federal Reserve Bank, Printing Press Division: A trillion dollar here and trillion dollar there. The US is "running out of time" to reach a deal on raising the country's debt ceiling to avert a possible early August default. It took the United S...
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Funny story: President, lawmakers, thinking outside the box on issue of raising the debt ceiling

President, lawmakers, thinking outside the box on issue of raising the debt ceiling

Washington, DC - President Obama, House Speaker Boehner, and other key negotiators, are engaged in an epic debate regarding the issue of raising our national debt limit. Of course, most people don't realize that the debt limit, or "ceiling"--the maxi...
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Funny story: Obama's Special Economics Advisor and Nobel Laureate Peso Krugerrand Retires

Obama's Special Economics Advisor and Nobel Laureate Peso Krugerrand Retires

Berkeley CA: Professor Peso Krugerrand retired today as Chairman of the Economics Department of UC Berkeley after 50 years of teaching Keynesian economics. President Obama and Michelle made a special trip on Air force One to be with the administratio...
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Funny story: Biologists solve national debt problem

Biologists solve national debt problem

FORT DETRICK - Maryland Biologists, according to Dr. Ollarday, have developed a new vaccine that will spread with the next flu virus that will solve the national debt problem. The protein fragments that cause the brain to try to collect owed monies...
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