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Funny story: Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...
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Funny story: Local Breast Appreciation Day Celebration Appears to be a Big Flop

Local Breast Appreciation Day Celebration Appears to be a Big Flop

Titusville FL: The planning committee for Titusville's participation in International Breast Appreciation Day has run into some rocky mounds in getting ready for September 20, 2010. The boobs on the committee wanted to extend National Penis Day,...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Goes International in 2010

National Breast Appreciation Day Goes International in 2010

Originally sponsored by the National Institute of Plastic Surgeons based in Hollywood, California, several other international organizations and manufacturers have cupped their hands in support for International Breast Appreciation Day this coming Mo...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Ruled Underqualified To Be Spokeswoman For International Breast Appreciation Day; Dolly Parton Hired Again

Taylor Swift Ruled Underqualified To Be Spokeswoman For International Breast Appreciation Day; Dolly Parton Hired Again

Dolly Parton will once again serve as the Celebrity Spokeswoman for International Breast Appreciation Day on September 20th. Dolly was hired as a last minute fill-in for the role (she announced her retirement last year) after new Spokeswoman Taylor...
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Funny story: Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J.--Breasts I have appreciated

Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J.--Breasts I have appreciated

As a newly minted Monsignor, I have had the duty of looking back over my lifetime and making recompense for my sins (such as they were). I have remembered the high points in my life as well as the low points; there were many in each category. Today, I wish to make known to my parishioners as well as to the reading pubic, the best points I've ever seen, and those I haven't seen, but am certain...
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Funny story: Looking Forward To Tomorrow - National Breast Appreciation Day

Looking Forward To Tomorrow - National Breast Appreciation Day

Here in the UK, we've entered into the spirit of National Breast Appreciation Day along with the best of them, despite the fact that our notoriously inclement weather means that there is hardly likely to be a plethora of ladies showing off their asse...
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Funny story: NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Cock Up

National Breast Appreciation Day Cock Up

The organisers of National Breast Appreciation Day have been slammed by their British counterparts for declaring the September 28th day of recognition on a Monday. "It's a Monday for God's sake!" British postal worker Johnny Letters told us. "Not...
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Funny story: Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Gives National Breast Appreciation Day A Thumbs Up - From Her Prison Cell

Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Gives National Breast Appreciation Day A Thumbs Up - From Her Prison Cell

Eleanor Gobbard, the lesbian jazz trumpet teacher jailed this week for seducing a pupil gave National Breast Appreciation Day a big thumbs up from the confines of her prison cell. "Breasts are wonderful," the jazz trumpet teacher told us. "And loo...
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Funny story: Grand Teton to be renamed Big Titties in Honor of National Breast Appreceation Day

Grand Teton to be renamed Big Titties in Honor of National Breast Appreceation Day

Muddy Gap, Wy. -The Grand Teton at 13,770 feet tall, is the highest mountain within Grand Teton National Park, and the second highest in the state of Wyoming. Now, in an effort to both modernize a national park system which is suffering from declinin...
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Funny story: Television Networks to change names for National Breast Appreciation Day

Television Networks to change names for National Breast Appreciation Day

Television networks around the world will change their names for twenty-four hours in celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. For example, in the United States, TBS will become The Boob Station and in The United Kingdom, the BBC will become...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day May Save World's Economy!

National Breast Appreciation Day May Save World's Economy!

The National Breast Appreciation Day may have sparked the world economy to the point that it will lead to a world recovery from the recession says new poll. According to the poll in the Washington Post, the purchasing and installing of breast impl...
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Funny story: US Society of Women with Small Hooters Fear being Overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day

US Society of Women with Small Hooters Fear being Overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day

SOUTHBEND, IN (ABSNN) - The United States Society of Women with Small Hooters told reporters in this Midwest city Monday that they "fear being overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day." Ivegotta Smallset, Chairperson of the USSWSH, told ABSNN, "We ce...
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Funny story: Biden to Honor National Breast Appreciation Day with Restaurant Openings

Biden to Honor National Breast Appreciation Day with Restaurant Openings

Washington, D.C.-Vice President Joe Biden will commemorate National Breast Appreciation Day by presiding over the opening of several new Honkers Restaurants, during a whirlwind 24 hour cross-country trip on September 28th. The trip will begin in W...
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Funny story: Pretty Woman Unveils National Breast Appreciation Day Surprise

Pretty Woman Unveils National Breast Appreciation Day Surprise

TAOS, New Mexico - In response to the upcoming National Breast Appreciation Day festivities, Julia Roberts has announced an alternative celebration at her 112-acre spread in Taos, New Mexico. "I want to make sure all women are fairly represented t...
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Funny story: The Vagina Monologues to be Renamed in Honor of National Breast Appreciation Day

The Vagina Monologues to be Renamed in Honor of National Breast Appreciation Day

The Vagina Monologues, the long running Broadway play, will be renamed for September 28th in honor of the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. Production assistant Lisa Naugahyde said that "we feel that, just like our performances enligh...
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Funny story: Breast Appreciation Day Exposed As Recycled Old Idea - It used to be called Tit Monday!

Breast Appreciation Day Exposed As Recycled Old Idea - It used to be called Tit Monday!

It was the day, usually in Spring or early summer when the millions of women of all shapes, ages and sizes seemed to make a collective decision to put away Winter's dowdy garments and blossom forth in sheer, lightweight fabrics and bare legs. Sali...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day - Why Are Old Feminists So Forgetful?

National Breast Appreciation Day - Why Are Old Feminists So Forgetful?

Following a stinging attack on design guru Stephen Bayley, who openly supports National Breast Appreciation Day, somewhat unsurprisingly as he once published a book lauding female design, elderly femenist Germaine Greer was given a proper slap in the...
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