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Funny story: A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

A Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"

MIAMI - A Miami couple purchased a parrot three weeks ago and within four days they had taught it to sing the hit song by Queen "We Are The Champions." Barry and Gail Honeyhorn, who have only been married for three months, said that they had no id...
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Funny story: Surprise in the Olympics at Myanmar's national anthem

Surprise in the Olympics at Myanmar's national anthem

With only six athletes at the London 2012 Olympics, nobody had any hopes that the tiny Burmese state of Myanmar would win a medal. They have, however, beaten the odds to take silver in the shooting, with Maung Kyu, 42, producing his personal best.
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Funny story: Tintwistle brass band get to perform the national anthems at the Olympics

Tintwistle brass band get to perform the national anthems at the Olympics

Tintwistle Brass Band, from East Manchester, have been selected to play the national anthems for winning athletes during the Olympics. The band are the winners of the Brassed Off, the contest for Brass Bands held in the North West of England every Ju...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Feels She's On An Emotional Roller Coaster

Christina Aguilera Feels She's On An Emotional Roller Coaster

LAS VEGAS - Christina Aguilera recently won $173 at a Las Vegas casino slot machine. She reportedly told one of the other patrons that she felt that it was a sign that her bad luck was changing. Aguilera said that ever since she flubbed the words...
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Funny story: Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Prince Harry and Prince William did not sing the traditional words to the National Anthem during the Diamond Jubilee finale. Expert Lip readers were brought in to attempt to work out what they were singing. "We think they were singing something ab...
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Funny story: National Anthem to replace all run out tunes

National Anthem to replace all run out tunes

With 2012 being the year of the Olympics and the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, it has been decided by the FA that every single football club in the country will ditch their current, and in some cases, iconic, run out tunes and replace it with the National...
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Funny story: England Prepares For Scottish Independence

England Prepares For Scottish Independence

On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...
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Funny story: Super Bowl Controversy: National Anthem Will Be Replaced with a Dodge Ad

Super Bowl Controversy: National Anthem Will Be Replaced with a Dodge Ad

Indianapolis -- Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks. "At $7 million a minut...
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Funny story: Make Love Not War: The Truth Behind America's National Anthem

Make Love Not War: The Truth Behind America's National Anthem

I was getting ready to watch the World Series and I was enduring the atrocious warbling of an off-key canary when I thought back to some yellowed papers I'd purchased at a garage sale. It was the diary of a man named George Wemby, who was a childhood friend of Francis Scott Key. That diary contains the true meaning of the lyrics Key wrote. (This has been confirmed by researchers from Harvard, whom...
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Funny story: National Anthem Too Short Says Hamilton - Top DJs Called In

National Anthem Too Short Says Hamilton - Top DJs Called In

Two of the dance scene's top DJ's have been called in to revamp the UK national anthem following complaints by Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton that it is too short. The McLaren star was speaking after his "amazing" victory in the German Grand Prix a...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

DALLAS - Christina Aguilera said that she had sung the "Stars Spangled Banner" dozens and dozens of times at football games, baseball games, basketball games, and even at The Laramie Cowpoke & Cowpokette Lassoing Finals and Rustic Rodeo and that...
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Funny story: Republicans Block Obama Proposal to Change National Anthem to Kumbaya

Republicans Block Obama Proposal to Change National Anthem to Kumbaya

Kumbaya is an African-American spiritual song which translates to "Come by Here" and through the years has come to symbolize peace, harmony and compassion toward our fellow man. It is a standard song sung around campfires, in cars by families heading...
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Funny story: US Right Wingers Take Leaf From Philippino Book Over Anthem

US Right Wingers Take Leaf From Philippino Book Over Anthem

Right-wing republicans are backing a plan that will stop soulful, rocked-up or jazzy renditions of The Star-Spangled Banner. The idea comes in the wake of a vote by lawmakers in the Philippines to fine and jail people who get their anthem wrong. T...
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Funny story: General Strike across Europe following shocking news

General Strike across Europe following shocking news

All of Europe are throwing their arms up in protest, we can reveal exclusively, following the EU's brand new decision to change the European Anthem. Formally something nice and classical, EU chiefs have decided that this kind of music was getting...
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Funny story: England manager, Italien Fabio Capello, refusi to singi "God Save The Queen!"

England manager, Italien Fabio Capello, refusi to singi "God Save The Queen!"

Italien England manager, Capello has told the FA, the Royal Family and the England fans, "don't expecte mio to singe de national anthem, i italiono et no engleesi, prima verdi!" This statement has caused quite a stir at "stiff upper lip" FA Englan...
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Funny story: Americans get new national anthem

Americans get new national anthem

Tired of being laughed at for being the English-speaking world's permanent jokes, the USA today changed their national anthem from 'The Star Bangled Spanner' to the John Lennon song 'Revolution 1', in honour of Englishman Lennon managing to end the USA's feeble involvement in the Vietnam War for them. And also in revenge for any articles here laughing at the feeble USA being rewritten by the s...
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Funny story: England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

It's been described as a deliberate plot to unsettle the opposition players and fans alike, but officials of the Ukraine FA have insisted on playing a six minute version of their national anthem at Wembley tonight. "Six minutes is a long time to h...
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Funny story: National Anthem to be Privatised

National Anthem to be Privatised

For centuries gangs of unemployed, shaven-headed men have stood with pride to mumble selected words from 'God Save The Queen' at international football matches, but this longstanding tradition could soon come to a swift end if government plan...
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