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Funny story: Natalie Portman Denies Double Did 80% of Dancing

Natalie Portman Denies Double Did 80% of Dancing

In a nasty tirade again the real ballerina who doubled for her in Black Swam, Natalie Portman estimated that the double did only about 70% of the dances-not 80%, as the double claims. "That clumsy tart should not have been allowed in any of the s...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda

Natalie Portman To Give Birth To Yoda

Hollywood, CA - Actress Natalie Portman is glowing with excitement as she prepares to give birth to her first baby. Friends and relatives of the 'Star Wars' actress are a little concerned though. Natalie won't be giving birth to a human--she will g...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman Wins The Best Actress Award For The "Black Swan" And Immediately Calls Off Her Upcoming Marriage

Natalie Portman Wins The Best Actress Award For The "Black Swan" And Immediately Calls Off Her Upcoming Marriage

HOLLYWOOD - Natalie Portman is quite aware of 'The Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners.' After winning the Best Actress Oscar at The 83rd Annual Academy Award Show, which took place in Hollywood's Kodak Theater, Portman, who won for h...
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Funny story: Black Swan Effect: Little Madams' Tantrums Get Psychotic

Black Swan Effect: Little Madams' Tantrums Get Psychotic

Tutu-clad little darlings around the world are adding a sinister edge to their tantrums after seeing Oscar-tipped ballet movie, Black Swan. In the film, Natalie Portman plays a ballerina who becomes obsessed with perfection and dancing the Black S...
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Funny story: Pregnant Natalie Portman Makes Nude Workout Video

Pregnant Natalie Portman Makes Nude Workout Video

Although pregnant with her first child, actress Natalie Portman has made a video of her doing exercises in the nude, according to a press release. Portman says she's not ashamed of her body and she wants other women to exercise while they are expe...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Engage In Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus.

If you've lived your life waiting for Padmé Amidala and Meg Griffin to sip each other's fuzzy cups, the 2010 movie "Dark Swan" answers thusly: So, whenever someone Googles... ..."Mutual Contemporaneous Cunnilingus", they're coming right to me. Tak...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman and the Freshman Twenty

Natalie Portman and the Freshman Twenty

Hollywood - Natalie Portman admitted she put on the freshman twenty, because she found Harvard to be a depressing place. A place that left her seeking comfort in food and lot of it. "I thought Harvard was going to be this great academic place, a...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

This will set tongues wagging! Natalie Portman locks lips in a sexy girl-on-girl scene in the eagerly-anticipated thriller exploring the cut-throat world of ballet. Ballet, once thought to be the upper class, top nobs art form, is actually a seet...
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Funny story: "Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop

"Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop

Hollywood, California - Apparently, Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up after dogs. I mean she just can't seem to get enough of the steamy stuff as she has been spotted cruising the streets of her Hollywood...
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Funny story: Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman came out of the closet and admitted that there is nothing wrong with making yourself available sexually to the "other half of the population." Though she did not admit openly to having a relationship with another female, sh...
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