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Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom

Funny story: Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom

Narnia, long thought to be a mythical place concocted by writer C.S. Lewis, has a newly found entrance in the U.S. A source, speaking only under the cover of anonymity, told this tale. "I was drivin' on an empty highway in North Eastern Califor...

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Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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Britain is like Narnia 'always Winter but never Christmas' says Palace astrologer

Funny story: Britain is like Narnia 'always Winter but never Christmas' says Palace astrologer

London - You can blame the House of Windsor's White Witch for the nuclear winter gripping the country a former stargazer to Princess Diana said today. But the 100 year glacial rule will end 'on Easter Sunday' to fulfill an ages old redemption pro...

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Awesome flashlights in Phoenix

Another suspicious flashlight was found Wednesday night, this time outside of Phoenix Police Department headquarters. Authorities said the flashlight was turned on and lying in the middle of 7th Avenue and Washington. Police eventually determined...

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Olympic Blunder Credits Michael Phelps As Swimming For Narnia

LONDON - Michael Phelps of the United States endured 15 to 20 minutes of pronounced anxiety on Tuesday when the Olympic Scoring Committee credited his Gold Medal performance in the 100 Meter Crap-style Deathstroke to the fictional world of Narnia.

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Narnia to enter the Winter Olympics

Funny story: Narnia to enter the Winter Olympics

The freshly formed Olympic Committee of Narnia have admitted that they are to send a team to the next Winter Olympics in 2014 to be held in Russia. "This is a great adventure for us," said Digory Kirk, who has been asked to chair the committee. "W...

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Lionel Richie To Release Fantasy Concept Album

Funny story: Lionel Richie To Release Fantasy Concept Album

R+B legend Lionel Richie is to release a new album this summer, based on the fantasy stories of C.S Lewis. He has assembled a top rate backing band of 8 musicians, which he has called The Wardrobe. Aslan, the first 11 song release by Lionel Ric...

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George Bush Discovers Land of Narnia

Funny story: George Bush Discovers Land of Narnia

George Bush today told reporters the extraordinary news that he has discovered the legendary land of Narnia in his bedroom wardrobe. The 63-year-old said, "I got up in the middle of the night, opened my wardrobe door and saw snow falling on this huge...

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Aslan to bid to run East Coast mainline for no profit

Funny story: Aslan to bid to run East Coast mainline for no profit

Narnia's lion, Aslan, is planning to put in a bid to run a main railway line as a not-for-profit business. The East Coast mainline which runs from London to Scotland via Leeds was nationalised last year after being run by Sauron and the Nine Rider...

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Alexander McQueen Death - Narnia Investigation gathers Pace!

Funny story: Alexander McQueen Death - Narnia Investigation gathers Pace!

New Scotland Yard Commissioner Brian Panzer today revealed details of a secretive investigation carried out to get to the truth behind the death of fashion guru Alexander Mc Queen. Following on from a tip off left in Mc Queens jacket pocket, Detec...

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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian review

The only thing I have to say is: Why? WHY?! The movie relies too much on heavy action sequences rather then the characters personalities and the actual plot. What with the many added scenes that don't really help the plot and the changes of the characters that are not in the actual book. For example: Peter and Caspian get along in the book but in the movie they are constantly bickering and fightin...

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White Witch casts Wintry Spell on Parliament and its Now Frozen Parliamentarians

Funny story: White Witch casts Wintry Spell on Parliament and its Now Frozen Parliamentarians

Most Britons thought that CS Lewis' white witch from the Chronicles of Narnia was a mythic figure from the imagination of an atheistic Oxford Don who got religion in his final days. But this season of always winter and never Christmas has convinced s...

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Narnia News - Aslan quits his job.

Funny story: Narnia News - Aslan quits his job.

The Great Lion, Aslan, finally called it a day this week. The creator of Narnia, and Lord of several other fantasy worlds has quit his role as ruler of all talking beasts.

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Breaking news…

New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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