The United Sisterhood of High-Priced Hookers(USHPH), named after the sound men make after being relieved of the heavy load of thousands of dollars and a tablespoon of jizz, have gathered their membership in the NYS capital, Albany, NY to protest the...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Paris Hilton dropped her appeal in favor of serving her jail sentence. Hilton even went so far as to urge supporters of her plight to sign a petition seeking a pardon by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, but to no avail. She fin...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tokyo, April 27 - Two rulings were handed down from Japan's highest court as Prime Minister Shinzo Abe tried to head off a resolution on Japan's wartime sex slavery in the House of Representatives during a two-day visit...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Barack Hussein Obama Junior is preparing for an attack by U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. Hillary announced that she was going to do more high dollar fund raisers, especially for those contributors who can pony up the maximum $4...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Kim Basinger has died her hair red in protest of ex-husband Alec Baldwin's remarks to their daughter Ireland. "I can't believe he called her a nappy headed ho," exclaimed Basinger.
Don Imus, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Michael Jackson have decided to form a Rap group, The Nappy Headded Hos.
Don Imus, the former radio shock jock who was fired for controversial remarks about the Rutgers University women's basketball team, has obtained a new job. The man most recently famous for talking about nappy headed hos will now write lyrics abo...
George W. Bush, President of the United States, made what he considers his most important speech today from the Oval Office. Bush did this on Friday, so as not to pre-empt coverage of his new favorite show, "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.
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