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Funny story: Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.
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Funny story: Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Steven Spielberg is to make a mini-series based on the life of teeny tiny French Emperor Napoleon and has already earmarked Tom Cruise to star as the dwarf like leader who not only continually tickled his own nipple but also branded and created his v...
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Funny story: In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

In the footsteps of Napoleon and the Führer, Brendan Rogers' Liverpool, fail at the gates of Moscow!

Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...
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Funny story: Napoleon Society of France Gourmet Dinner to be Held in June 2012

Napoleon Society of France Gourmet Dinner to be Held in June 2012

Paris France: The Napoleon Society of France (NSF) has announced a 200 year anniversary gourmet dinner, commemorating Napoleon's Russian Campaign of June 1812. Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) crowned himself Emperor of the French and King of Italy in 1804. The NSF will host the dinner in the Waterloo Grand Ballroom of the Paris Hilton hotel. Guest speakers throughout dinner include President of...
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Funny story: Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Plans to build a Disneyland-style theme park dedicated to Napoleon have angered a writer whose job is poking fun at the French. Former government minister Yves Jégo plans to build the park at Seine-et-Marne, just south of Paris and the site of the...
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Funny story: Outrage As Pupils Are Allowed To Ditch History At 13

Outrage As Pupils Are Allowed To Ditch History At 13

Experts warn that the education system is failing our children by squeezing history out of the curriculum. England is the only country in Europe where the subject is not compulsory to the age of 15 or 16. Some kids are allowed to stop studying it...
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Funny story: Napoleon's 1812 Russian Campaign Doomed by Socks

Napoleon's 1812 Russian Campaign Doomed by Socks

Papers recently discovered in France suggest that Napoleon might have invaded Russia successfully if his army had better sock supplies. The Corsican general famously said that an army marches on its stomach, but these papers prove he believed the...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Robert Pattinson Throws Two Fans Out Of His Bedroom

Twilight toothsome twosome Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had to throw a couple of fans out of their bedroom at the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom of the hotel where they have been staying, in a bedroom. The hotel - The Ersatz Vampyre - is situated in Ajaccio, Corsica, where the preternatural pair have been filming the bedroom scenes for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the...
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Funny story: Napoleon's Castle: What the new policy means for you.

Napoleon's Castle: What the new policy means for you.

The latest government plan to form a close alliance with France will have severe implications for Britain, the Chancellor of Television has announced. Mr. Jones told us how the hit French TV show Napoleon's Castle was the only reason Cameron had r...
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Funny story: Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh

Napoleon Mouseheart retreats from Edinburgh

The all-conquering English leader Napoleon Mouseheart had tried to invade Scotland from England with his superbly organised army, but today had to order them to retreat from the outskirts of Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, due to the appalling...
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Funny story: Napoleon Had a Big One

Napoleon Had a Big One

Waterloo-Former blond ABBA singer turned journalist Agnetha Åse Fältskog has unearthed some startling news about the personal life of Napoleon. Careful observation by Agnetha has concluded that the eponymous picture of Napoleon with one hand in h...
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Funny story: Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...
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Funny story: Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Rain led to Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo, triumph of Wellingtons

Almost two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, senior French Army officers have concluded that an underestimation of the rain and mud, and dismissal of the crucial importance of the watertight Wellies worn by British and Prussian forces,...
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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.
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Funny story: Last Resort Bus Entertainment

Last Resort Bus Entertainment

1. Get a doll and a lot of string, tie the string to the doll, and throw it outs the window, just like in Napoleon Dynamite. 2. Try to get semi-trucks to honk their horn.
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