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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

GOP Nemesis Nancy Pelosi does not take baths according to a hacked NHS spy recording. Why? "We're still listening", says reporter. Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, elected Democratic Leader by House Democrats and therefore the Minority Leader...
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Funny story:  Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie

Tea Party accused of turning John Boehner into a zombie

Washington DC -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has been forced to join "the cult of the living dead," according to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and other congressional leaders. They charge that the Tea Party branch of the GOP has transformed the...
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Funny story:  Congress to Recess until after 2016 Election - "Grand Bargain" Struck by Pelosi and Boehner

Congress to Recess until after 2016 Election - "Grand Bargain" Struck by Pelosi and Boehner

Special to TPN - Following a meeting described as "amicable," Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and John Boehner (R-OH) announced that Congress will adjourn until after the 2016 election cycle. Pelosi opened a joint news conference by saying, "We both felt th...
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Funny story:  Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians

Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians

A new whistleblower from Booz Allen Hamilton has emerged to offer insights into game-playing habits of congressional leaders. This development occurred yesterday after Senator McCain was caught playing poker on his iPhone during a three and a hal...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi's Hairdresser Secretly Controls Congresswoman

Nancy Pelosi's Hairdresser Secretly Controls Congresswoman

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's regular morning visit to her exclusive hairdresser is apparently not just to maintain her famously stylish look. According to low level sources at All Seasons Salon in D.C, Representative Pelosi has been takin...
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Funny story:  Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Evoking an eerie sense of déjà vu, the President was once again caught seemingly unaware that he was speaking into an open microphone, apparently concealed beneath his omnipresent teleprompter. "Democrats will be killed in the mid-terms, once busines...
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Funny story:  People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, Gwyneth Paltrow! The controversial "actress" and avowed herbivore was recently bestowed with the title of People Magazine's 'Most Attractive Woman' for 2013. Now, the magazine that defines the standards of the glamor li...
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Funny story:  Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
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Funny story:  Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

Secret service dishes dirt on Nancy and Harry

A rogue member of the secret service has shed some light on the widely held belief that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are an item. Ron 'Butch' Brown a twelve year veteran told reporters yesterday: 'Hell yeah they are' He then gleefully recalled t...
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Funny story:  Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Why California shouldn't force porn stars to wear condoms

Los Angeles --Today the California State Senate brought to the floor a bill that would require the Adult film industry actors to wear condoms. The reason for the bill, according to a state Senator who requested to remain anonymous, is to ensure that...
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Funny story:  Akin's rape delusions expose a 'Congress of Crazies'

Akin's rape delusions expose a 'Congress of Crazies'

Washington DC - Rep. Todd Akin's recent comments about rape and abortion indicate that he is better suited for long-term stay in a psychiatric ward than he is for a Senate seat. Specifically, he told a television interviewer that in cases of "legi...
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Funny story:  Spinal Breakthrough Helps GOP

Spinal Breakthrough Helps GOP

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) will be going through an experimental surgery next week. The procedure, developed by Dr. Spina Bifida, will implant a cybernetic spine into the Speaker of The House. The procedure is expected to last 5 hours and w...
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Funny story:  Obama Holding Gay Pride Drag Party At The White House

Obama Holding Gay Pride Drag Party At The White House

President Barack Obama will host a reception at the White House to observe Gay Pride Month on Friday. Obama's recent declaration of support for gay marriage was celebrated as a key endorsement among gay rights groups. In a proclamation earlier thi...
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Funny story:  San Francisco to name street after Pelosi

San Francisco to name street after Pelosi

San Francisco Public Health Director Mike ("Stinky") Jones will rename a street after former-Speaker Nancy Pelosi today near San Francisco's solid waste transfer-station. "Pander Road" which connects Martin Luthjer King Jr. Drive and John F Kenned...
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Funny story:  Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

Pelosi Seeks Inspiration from a Bush

This week CNS News reported that the government spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to "translocate" a single bush that stood in the way of a $1 billion highway improvement near San Franscisco. The plant, a rare "in-the-wild" Arctostaphyl...
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Funny story:  Breitbart Secret Revealed

Breitbart Secret Revealed

Shortly before his untimely, and some would say suspicious death, Andrew Breitbart announced that he was making it his mission to do the job that the mainstream media had so miserably failed to do during the 2008 Presidential campaign: the vetting of...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi on Newt Gingrich: The 'something' she knows

Nancy Pelosi on Newt Gingrich: The 'something' she knows

WASHINGTON, DC --- Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has told close friends what the "something" is she knows about Newt Gingrich, as a result of her, having served on the investigative committee that looked into ethics charges against the former House Sp...
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Funny story:  Gingrich Responds To Pelosi:  She Has Eyes Like Two Piss Holes In A Snowbank

Gingrich Responds To Pelosi: She Has Eyes Like Two Piss Holes In A Snowbank

BILLINGSGATE POST: Responding to Nancy Pelosi's statement to CNN that Newt Gingrich would never be elected president, Newt told CNN that whatever crystal ball she is looking at, "it must be difficult to focus because she has eyes like two piss holes...
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