Antioch - (Rotters): Was a plea bargain offer by Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido's lawyers behind the fancy footwork that nabbed Roman Polanski in Switzerland last week?
Who knows. LA County DA Steve Cooley is saying nothing.
However a number of Polansk...
Antioch, Ca - (Reuterus): Anagram conspiracy theorists have seized on the Jaycee Dugard kidnap to decipher karmic messages in the abduction.
"Butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-ass Nancy Garrido is the real perv," Anagramanonymous.con sources said today,...
Nancy Garrido, the African ostrich housed in the San Diego Zoo is under close surveillance by the city prosecutor and is being charged with consuming an entire snickers bar that was eaten by the Zoo Keeper in charge of her pen.
The prosecutor's o...
California - (Reuterus): Veteran Moors murders sniffer dogs are unlikely to join their LAPD cadaver-trail hound counterparts 'for obvious reasons'.
But the Antioch neighborhood of Jaycee Lee Dugard captors Phillip and Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido is bei...
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