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Funny story:  Will.i.am. Changes His Mind and Won't Be Changing His Name After All

Will.i.am. Changes His Mind and Won't Be Changing His Name After All

SAN FRANCISCO - The Black Eyed Peas performed before a sold-out crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum in the City By The Bay. After the concert Will.i.am. was interviewed backstage by Gibraltar Yukon with Celebrity Globe. He was asked about the rumo...
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Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth Is Not Pleased With Kate's Baby Name Choices

Queen Elizabeth Is Not Pleased With Kate's Baby Name Choices

LONDON - Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that Queen Elizabeth has expressed her displeasure at the names that her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton has chosen for her and Prince William's baby-to-be. According to Brompton Boxgrove...
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Funny story:  Millions Shocked to Learn Identity of "They" as in "They Say It's Supposed to Rain"

Millions Shocked to Learn Identity of "They" as in "They Say It's Supposed to Rain"

For many years, millions of people have begun sentences with, "They say...". But just who "They" are has been a mystery--until now. University of Zawyzona Sociology Professor Dr. Hyman Flatcramp announced today that after years of searching, his te...
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Funny story:  Growing Trend:  Babies Named After Fonts

Growing Trend: Babies Named After Fonts

Jacob and Isabella have for years topped the list of the most popular baby names, but the latest trend has parents naming their newborn after fonts. "We have a boy and a girl, Trebuchet and Verdana, who are both named after fonts," said 32 year...
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Funny story:  New Austerity Cut-Back Announced!

New Austerity Cut-Back Announced!

The Prime Minister has announced yet another government austerity cut-back to Parliament today. From 1 January 2013 the names of virtually everyone in Britain will have to consist of no more than eighteen characters, including any space between each...
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Funny story:  Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...
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Funny story:  Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

Savile Row to be renamed Tailor Street

One of London's poshest streets, Savile Row, is to be renamed to Tailor Street in a bid to distance itself from Jimmy Savile. "We don't know for certain just what Jimmy Savile has done or not done," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who is orga...
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Funny story:  Trails and tribulations of transitioning - changing name

Trails and tribulations of transitioning - changing name

Apparently you cannot just walk into a bank and ask them to change all of your cards to your new name. Even if you're in a dress. I went into a popular high street bank that is open on Saturdays. There were a few stares, but I'm used to that, and I used the ramp, it's easier in heels. Seriously, there were few people who stared, but not many. Yes, I was in a dress. A grey and black mid-calf...
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Funny story:  Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

Suri Cruise To Become Samantha Cruise

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes has made no bones about the fact that she has always hated her daughter Suri's first name. Holmes recently spoke with Tafetta Kixx of iRumors and informed her that she is planning on legally changing her daughter's nam...
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Funny story:  What's In A Name?

What's In A Name?

Do people called Bud drink too much? Do people called Chip eat too much? Do people called Barack shout too much? Are people called Hilary hilarious? Do people called Hugo like to be the boss? Is the king of Venezeula Hugo Chavas the king of the chavs? Or is his nickname Hugo Boss? Why are there not more footballers called Larry? Or Cuthbert? Or Geraldine? Why are easyjet staff...
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Funny story:  The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine. The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices. Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
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Funny story:  Bob Geldof Unimpressed with Grandson Being Named After a Crack Pipe

Bob Geldof Unimpressed with Grandson Being Named After a Crack Pipe

Faultlines have appeared with the normally publicity shy Geldof clan as Bob Geldof slammed his daughter Peaches for naming her child Crack Pipe in homage to the fallen saint of Camden town Amy Winehouse. Geldof was speaking from Africa, where he is o...
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Funny story:  A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From

A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From

World renown expert on countries Zorbatini Teakettle has just published his 17th book. His latest publication is titled The Origin of The Word Samoa and Some More Country Name Origins. Mr. Teakettle, a native of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, has personally traveled to 195 of the world's 196 countries. He recently appeared on The View and was asked by co-host Whoopi Goldberg, which is the only c...
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Funny story:  European legislation on baby naming to be introduced to the UK

European legislation on baby naming to be introduced to the UK

Parents in the UK may be unaware, but there is an official list of illegal baby names in use in the rest of Europe. Germany has an official baby naming bureau that has the final say on names, whilst there is an eighty-page handbook in use in Portugal...
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Funny story:  Wolfgang All Set To Be Most Popular Boy's Name In 2013

Wolfgang All Set To Be Most Popular Boy's Name In 2013

Once considered to be an almost exclusively Germanic name, Wolfgang is experiencing an explosion in popularity among young British mums, who have been using the handle to name their male offspring in unprecedented record numbers. Figures from The...
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Funny story:  Great War Misery Forces Local Woman To Change Name

Great War Misery Forces Local Woman To Change Name

A local woman has changed her name by deed poll after suffering years of abuse. The previously-named Ms Gavrilo Princip, of Trafalgar Close, first realised something was wrong when she was about 15 years old. "We were doing the causes of the Fi...
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Funny story:  Effin on the map

Effin on the map

An online campaign to convince a popular social networking website to recognise a small Irish village has finally ended in a victory for the common man. The web surfing community of the small Co. Limerick village of Effin can now, officially, have...
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Funny story:  Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...
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