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Teresa May to Change her name

Funny story: Teresa May to Change her name

Following a series of arguments with naysayers, British Prime Minister Teresa May is set to change her name to Teresa Not On Your Nelly. Famously wishy-washy, and liable to go with the consensus, like Donald Trump, Teresa May has found herself in...

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Family with gibberish names cleared by CPS after naming their newborn

Funny story: Family with gibberish names cleared by CPS after naming their newborn

A family is cleared by Child Protective Services after an investigation that was triggered by the name they gave their newborn. Hospital staff felt the name was unnecessarily stigmatizing, if not outright abusive. The father, Gafdkljk Xygadasf, sa...

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Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

Funny story: Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

To make it easier to track criminals, the US Department of Corrections is now requiring that inmates adopt names that fit their crimes. While most inmates just change their surname, they are allowed to change their first name instead or adopt a pun n...

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City of Anus fights to change its name

Funny story: City of Anus fights to change its name

Citizens of the City of Anus are fighting to change their city's name. "We're tired of our town literally being the butt of jokes," says Jennifer Larken, a citizen of Anus. According to Paul Jones of Anus, "I guess we all know where the founder's...

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John Boehner Files Petition for Change of Name

WASHINGTON, DC - Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name. The petition, prepared by Mr. Boehners attorney, Mike...

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2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

Funny story: 2,000 Injured In Bradford Stampede As Taxi Driver Shouts "Taxi for Abu"

A "rookie" taxi driver, who pulled up in the centre of Bradford last night at 11.30 and shouted, "Is there an Abu here?" has been suspended after 2,000 Abus were taken to Bradford Hospital A&E unit with crush injuries. First names, tradition...

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Man claims he's the only white guy in country named Tyrone

Tyrone Biggs of Trenton, NJ claims he's the only white guy in the country named "Tyrone". "I'm the only one," said Biggs, a thirty-eight year old husband and father of two young girls. "People who learn my name before they meet me in person are pr...

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Baby Naming Business

Funny story: Baby Naming Business

A baby naming business born in Boulder, Colorado, in January is doing remarkably well. What started as an expectant father searching for the perfect name, owner Michael Scholes says he is now creating hundreds of names a month for other people. "...

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Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Funny story: Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Due to protests from native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins will be changed to the "The Fighting Whities," in spite of the fact that the majority of players are black. There has been no organized protest among the black players. Pe...

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NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

Funny story: NASA Is Considering Changing The Name of The Milky Way

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Johnson Space Center is that there are rumblings within NASA regarding the name of the Milky Way. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb let the space center news media know that there are some upper echelon officials wit...

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Kim Jong Un's Real Name Is Revealed

Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Real Name Is Revealed

PYONGYANG, North Korea - An insider who is employed at Kim Jong Un's Presidential Palace in Pyongyang has said that he knows Kim Jong Un's real name. The insider spoke on grounds of 100 percent anonymity saying that the leader of North Korea was b...

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Tennessee woman who hated her name to change it to Sextra Babe

Funny story: Tennessee woman who hated her name to change it to Sextra Babe

After reading a story about a woman in Ohio changing her name to Sexy, Maude Fuller of Kingsport, Tennessee has legally changed her name to Sextra Babe. An attorney she hired says that there is nothing wrong in changing your name. "Most women do i...

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Shirley Temple Black Iconic Child Star Dead at 85

Shirley Temple Black, who was the most popular child movie star of all time lifted a filmgoing nation's spirits during the Depression and then grew up to be a diplomat, has died. She was 85. It was a complete shock that we all learned today that s...

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A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...

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Will Your Baby Girl's Name Age Well?

Funny story: Will Your Baby Girl's Name Age Well?

It has come to the attention of the Editors that certain first names do not age well with their owners. Before you choose a name for your girl baby, ask yourself these two key questions: 1. If the baby girl becomes a judge someday, does the name sound appropriate - as in "Judge________________(fill in blank with name). 2. Think of the baby as eventually being an elderly woman. Does the...

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First Names Parents Probably Shouldn't Give Their Babies

Funny story: First Names Parents Probably Shouldn't Give Their Babies

Naming babies can be such great fun for parents, especially new parents. However, the editors have brainstormed some names you probably should think twice about before using: 1. Constantinople 2. Hitler 3. Pepe Le Pew 4. Mayonnaise 5. Atilla 6. Yoda 7. Genghis 8. Jezebel 9. Snow 10. Ice 11. Velvetta 12. Capone 13. Salome 14. Judas 15. Mr.

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Names for Hometown, USA - We Wish We'd Thought These Up

Funny story: Names for Hometown, USA - We Wish We'd Thought These Up

These are just some of the names for Hometown, USA that we wish we had thought up: 1. Rancho Cucamonga, California 2. Bill, Wyoming 3. Unalaska, Alaska 4. Turkey Scratch, Arkansas 5. Willacoochee, Georgia 6. Dinwhiddle, Indiana 7. Possum Trot, Kentucky 8. Shongaloo, Louisiana 9. Suckerville, Maine 10. Peanut, California 11. Whynot, Mississippi 12. Tigh...

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Thirty Vehicle Names That Never Got Used

Funny story: Thirty Vehicle Names That Never Got Used

Vehicle names for new car models can make or break cars sales. Here are some names that never quite made it out of the boardroom. 1. Kia Cheeseweed 2. Mercury Maggot 3. Ford Fluffy 4. Dodge Ball 5. Volkswagon Vole 6. Lincoln Constipator 6. Kia Kale 7. Hyundai Hushpuppy 8. Ford Fart 9. Volkswagon Aardvark 10. Saturn Sloth 11. Pontiac Perspire 12.

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