Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...
A coalition of mainstream news (MSM) corporations has stepped forward to announce that the 2016 candidates for the presidency are already clear, and it's time to move on.
The candidates are Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, and the election can pro...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a report today that supports the long-suspected assumption that dolphins were really mean deep down inside.
"Calling each other names is just the beginning," said Jan Vincent, instructor of marine scie...
That terrific tearing noise many heard yesterday during the very first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show was apparently not his pants this time.
Almost instantly, the webcam was shut off and people were left with a seated Rush Limbaugh with a surpris...
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