St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican.
"We feel Satan best represents the...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears has really seen more than her share of ups and downs lately.
The "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl was recently fired from her $15 million a year job as judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor.
And Spears after seeing her...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of.
As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.
CHICAGO - Last year Lady Gaga was approached by PlayMale Men's Magazine about appearing in a nude layout with a Halloween theme.
She turned it down saying that she did not want to be associated with Jack-O-Lanterns and ugly old witches.
A repre...
London - US networks have just picked up a fast-breaking British story about a fierce counter-intelligence op underway in London after risqué pics of a naked Prince William and a six foot eight squaddie 'doing what comes naturally' were leaked to the...
Uncertainties gave man a clay god modeled after warriors of his time: bearded, fearsome, repeatedly banging a whip against the shaft of his heavy riding boots.
Next to his man-made terrifying deity stood an indifferent insensitive well-organized giant called Nature which is 'the aggregate of the powers and properties of all things, the sum of all phenomena, together with the causes which produc...
SAN FRANCISCO - Christina Aguilera, one of the stars on The Voice, flew to San Francisco to perform a one night concert at The Veni, Vedi, Vici Coliseum.
After her performance she spoke backstage with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo. Sh...
The discovery of the body of Richard III in the Leicester car park has
caused consternation in Royal circles as his body was found without any clothes on.
Royal authority Kneel Starkers told a press conference outside Crystal Palace that the the...
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth "Kate"; Middleton; born 9 January 1982) the the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and a member of the British Royal Family, second in line to the thrones of the 16 Commonwealth realms is...
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's been the calling card for Sin City for the last few years. Usually it's the truth, you go to Vegas, party you're ass off and go home, "no harm no foul".
Recently though some one broke the sacred code a...
Media all over the world are waking this morning to the realisation that Prince Harry was never photographed nude. That the picture of him that has appeared in newspapers across the globe, and on just about every media internet outlet from Bangkok to...
Germans love to be naked. They also have an economy which has largely weathered the financial crisis well. In one town in Upper Lower Saxon Bavaria, Nakenstadt, both of these elements come together to provide a uniquely Teutonic way of life.
In Nakenstadt, everyone is naked all the time. It is the law. From the joggers in the local park to the belt-sanders working in the factories, there is bar...
Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight.
As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...
Financial expense questions continue as it can be revealed that Commons Speaker John Bercow spent hundreds of pounds rushing to a tryst with wife "Long Tall Sally' in her ill timed and ill fated efforts to appear on Big Brother!
Speaker Berco...
Madonna has told friends that she will be completely stark, bollock naked by the last concert of her MDNA world tour.
Madge, 53, was condemned and mocked in equal measure last week when she made a right tit of herself when bearing her right tit, i...
(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix.
Ms. Gretzky, who rece...
A small town (Population 1200) in Arkansas, which doesn't want to reveal it's name or location, has been forced to go nude for the past two weeks, reports a passer-through.
"It's really pitiful to see them try to go about their normal business unc...
LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson, 31, has admitted to being a lot of things but modest is certainly not one of them.
The pregnant and unmarried blonde singer, actress, and magician's assistant has just joined the ranks of several other well known cel...