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Funny story: Police Academy #666 the Curse of De Blasio

Police Academy #666 the Curse of De Blasio

New York - The latest sequel in the wildly successful Police Academy movie series is being shot in New York City under the direction of big screen legend the Reverend Al Sharpton. Starring NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio the opening scene was being filme...
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Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...
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Funny story: NYPD Uncovers An Al-Qaeda Plot To Kidnap Ann Coulter

NYPD Uncovers An Al-Qaeda Plot To Kidnap Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization. A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being...
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Funny story: NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

New York -- With a Federal judge challenging the constitutionality of its "Stop & Frisk" initiatives, the New York Police Department is trading its racially profiled patdowns for a more aggressive game plan. Called "Cop A Ride," the new campa...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Might Be Charged With Indecent Exposure

Justin Bieber Might Be Charged With Indecent Exposure

NEW YORK CITY - The New York City Police Department has just announced that Canadian singer Justin Bieber could possibly end up being hit with indecent exposure charges. An NYPD spokesperson told The iRumors News Agency that two individuals have c...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River

Joan Rivers Caught Skinny Dipping In New York City's East River

NEW YORK CITY - In a story that certainly fits the you gotta see it to believe it cliché, comedian Joan Rivers, 79, was caught swimming au naturel in the East River. When NYPD officers approached Ms. Rivers they noticed a faint smell of Scotch com...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out

Bloomberg Confuses Gun Rights With Gay Rights & Blows His Brains Out

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what's being called "a firearm mishap." It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. Who will...
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Funny story: Joy Behar caught in sticky embrace with Obama Mannequin

Joy Behar caught in sticky embrace with Obama Mannequin

In an incident that can only come from the twisted minds of Matt Groening or South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, NYPD and NY fire departments arrived at the New York Apartment of Joy Behar to find her on the floor with a life-size mannequ...
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Funny story: New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New Yorkers Tired of Bending Over for 'Stop and Frisk'; Cops Suggest Alternatives

New York - The heat is on the "stop and frisk" powers of the NYPD. Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to detain and search anyone, at any time, withou...
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Funny story: NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
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Funny story: Bloomberg Cancels the Thanksgiving Day Parade

Bloomberg Cancels the Thanksgiving Day Parade

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg has called off the Thanksgiving Day Parade, charging that the event is a public health and safety hazard. Following a strategy he developed in evicting Occupy Wall Street from the financial district, Bloomberg th...
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Funny story: NYPD declares huge win over OWS

NYPD declares huge win over OWS

Reporter: "So, it has been a harrowing season for you guys, hasn't it? I mean, you guys have been out there every time, putting everything you have into taking the OWS players down. To what do you chalk your current win status up to, so far?" NYPD Representative: "Well, first of all, we have a player that so far has not had a chance to get in the game. But, now, the DA has been able to attempt...
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Plans a Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

Goldman Sachs Plans a Halloween Celebration for Occupy Wall Street

New York City - The world's largest investment firm is going all out this Halloween to make the holiday special for the thousands of Occupy Wall Street protesters who have become its neighbors in the financial district. "For starters, we're going...
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Funny story: Baseball Billy Bratton tells Britain to get Batting!

Baseball Billy Bratton tells Britain to get Batting!

Bill Bratton, the former New York police commissioner brought in by Prime Minister David Cameron to advise him on how to go about curbing Britain's street violence, preferably without having to increase the numbers of our police officers on the stree...
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Funny story: Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

Ex-NYPD chief 'advising Cameron on dealing with Obama's other illegitimate miscreants' - report

London - A DNA lab specialising in identifying the bastard offspring of Global Piss Process luminaries is working flat out this weekend. Reports that fabled former New York police chief Bill Bratton has been parachuted in to help David Cameron 'ta...
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Funny story: NYC Cops and their Guns

NYC Cops and their Guns

The NY Times has published an expose' on the NYPD and their G-U-N-S. Some interesting statistics from the boys in blue and their blunderbusses: NYPD blasts their weapons far less than they did ten years ago under fascist dictator Guiliani.
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Funny story: FCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ

FCC Rules Butt Is Sexual Organ

The Federal Communications Commission has ruled that "the human buttocks are a sexual organ" in a landmark decision against the television show NYPD Blue. In a case dating back to 2004, the FCC fined the network $27,500 for each of the 52 television...
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Funny story: Doctor Phil scales the Empire State building while naked

Doctor Phil scales the Empire State building while naked

TV advice guy Doctor Phil was captured by New York Police Department officers on Saturday while scaling the Empire State building completely nude.
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L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation

"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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