According to police sources, Britain's streets are now no-go areas as gangs of elderly thugs are gathering around off-licences and Bingo Halls making general nuisances of themselves. Already this week 3
There was shock last night at the Comic Relief Does Fame Academy studio as Para Talmer Pomkinson took the title in, what can only be described as, Charitable circumstances.
A new row erupted last night at the BBC when Shaun Williamson, aka Barry Evans, was incorrectly voted out of the Fame Academy competition.
Worries earlier this week that Red Nose day events up and down the country would have to be cancelled, have been laid to rest after swift action by the organisers.
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